seeking Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 things that suck. carlos mencia. i wont go on some long winded rant trying to be funny by pointing out all the reasons that he's not, but dude is seriously buuuuuuuulllllllshit. i have no idea why, but hearing mexicans making fun of mexican shit is just boring. when black people do it it's hillarious, but mexicans? naw. G. oh wait, that's not true. once i heard a mexican comedian say something funny about mexicans. that's it though. daily show reruns. this is possibly one of the best shows on telivision...the first time you see it. after that it's boring. even if it's a rerun of an episode i didn't see, still, it's too late. me not having a muscle car. i watched part of the barret jackson auctions recently and i decided i need a bad ass muscle car. i'm not sure exactly what, but something sweet. i'm thinking barracuda or perhaps old camaro. i think i spelled both of those wrong. fuck it. non-70 degree weather i hate when people say 'god, i wish global warming would hurry the fuck up'. everyone makes the joke and it's not funny. it's some shit you say to coworkers cause you can't tell them about how you stayed up all night painting trains. never the less, i wish it was warmer. im sick of cold. shit is depressing. nikeid 2 month wait for shoes its taking nike up to 2 months to get custom shoes sent out. fuck that shit. i wouldnt go to foot locker tomorrow and pay for shoes i wont get till may. thats nonsense. this thread i really just wanted to say that carlos mencia is fucking wack, but i felt like if i made a thread that just said 'carlos mencia is fucking wack' that i'd be biting hesh, and thats not how we roll. fact of the matter is that carlos mencia is fucking wack though. ok, thats all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimes Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 i agree,he's not funny,all he does is makes fun of mexicans,it got old quick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the shitz Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 what about george lopez? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
one two three four five Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 1st SIIIIIIIIIIKEEEEEEEEEE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 for serious, fuck Carlos Mencia..toy ass bitch.. Uncle Ramone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpanishBrown1704.CMK. Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 He's ok..I just get tired of him making the exact same jokes on every stand-up show and his not-funny-would-never-have existed-if-it was'nt-for-Dave Chappelle TV show..Yeah, he's kinda wack. And fuck Nike IDs..Fuck any athletic shoe that costs more than 40-50 dollars, for that matter.. Thumbs up to Barracudas..That's one sexy fucking machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 yeah carlos mencia sucks fuck that guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 mencia is pretty wack, but he's quite the snazzy dresser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 how about a mustang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 It might be time to point out that carlos mencia is not mexican, and he is a joke stealer. link in a second. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 Gat:Says: Fuck Carlos Mencia. Dude is just plain gay. Get the muscle car! Global warming is no joke. Im glad you told me bout them custom nikes, i was actually considering getting them. no thanks. Global warming is no fucking joke. Thread is a good rant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 oh yeah all the mexicans ATTENTION! me and uh i guess ego and 12:02 can come if he wants were having a meeting at a yet to be announced taqueria to discuss the direction the race is going and how we are portrayed on the ounce that is all oh and tacos are on the house thanks to jorge who i helped bring across the river Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted March 2, 2006 Author Share Posted March 2, 2006 i dont remember george lopez making fun of mexicans, but dude is funny. the one funny mexican joke i heard was this guy saying something to the effect of: "hispanics are weird. were the only group of people who love to reminice about the bad stuff that happens to us. like one time i was hanging out with my cousin hector and he says 'hey man, you remember that one time when you got electrocuted'. i dont know why, but it was hillarious to me. probably cause i began thinking of every mexican kid ive ever known, and i could totally picture every single one of them hanging out with their family and having that sentence said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 Here it is: http://www.joerogan.net/main.php?archives=1&article=44170 He's half German and half Honduran, and 0% mexican. His real name is Ned Holness, as you can see on imdb.com. He apparently did one act in which George Lopez counted a solid 20 minutes of stolen George Lopez material. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted March 2, 2006 Author Share Posted March 2, 2006 since alot of people on 12oz are as stupid as lobsters, i'd like to clarify that i'm not in anyway saying i dont like mexicans, im saying carlos mencia, and his constant attempts at making mexican jokes, needs to get deported back to 'wack as fuckaria'. that is all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 racist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 carlos gets pretty fucking annoying, especially his "retard" impressions when all he does is yell "dur durr durrr". well actually he just yells too fucking much in his routine, its obnoxious. and fuck yeah on getting a muscle car.... '68 camaro :king: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 half german.. need I say more? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 alot of latins are part german Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 yeah, I was just being ignorant.. the way this forum is going.. shit, ride the wave..right nigga? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 Damn Roe Jogan straight pwn1ng phoney ass Ned Holness! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 why are you perpetuating the downward spiral of our race bby using the word "nigga" it is obcene disgusting and makes me sick to my stomach you are not a nigga you ae a human being please dumy have some repect for yourself and for our people nigga. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted March 2, 2006 Author Share Posted March 2, 2006 im half german and half scandinavian. but i probably spelled that wrong also. im gonna change my name to juan gonzales and i'm gonna wash dishes for a living. i'm totally gonna fuck with peoples minds! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merk or be merked Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 my school sucks not having a chick sucks(in ways its sucks less.....zing!) shool sucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 oh shit..hahahahhahahahahaa.. CASH thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 i aim to please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 why can't the mexican kids on my block be more like you? I mean..they all concerned with construction and shit..gardening.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 im from the GET TOW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyLox Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 Originally posted by seeking@Mar 1 2006, 11:46 PM i dont like mexicans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 Seeking's just jealous cuz Carlos has a fresh set of pearly whites. Gummy bear ass niiia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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