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shit that sucks.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by seeking, Mar 1, 2006.

  1. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 25, 2000 Messages: 32,277 Likes Received: 234
    things that suck.

    carlos mencia.
    i wont go on some long winded rant trying to be funny by pointing out all the reasons that he's not, but dude is seriously buuuuuuuulllllllshit. i have no idea why, but hearing mexicans making fun of mexican shit is just boring. when black people do it it's hillarious, but mexicans? naw. G. oh wait, that's not true. once i heard a mexican comedian say something funny about mexicans. that's it though.

    daily show reruns.
    this is possibly one of the best shows on telivision...the first time you see it. after that it's boring. even if it's a rerun of an episode i didn't see, still, it's too late.

    me not having a muscle car.
    i watched part of the barret jackson auctions recently and i decided i need a bad ass muscle car. i'm not sure exactly what, but something sweet. i'm thinking barracuda or perhaps old camaro. i think i spelled both of those wrong. fuck it.

    non-70 degree weather
    i hate when people say 'god, i wish global warming would hurry the fuck up'. everyone makes the joke and it's not funny. it's some shit you say to coworkers cause you can't tell them about how you stayed up all night painting trains. never the less, i wish it was warmer. im sick of cold. shit is depressing.

    nikeid 2 month wait for shoes
    its taking nike up to 2 months to get custom shoes sent out. fuck that shit. i wouldnt go to foot locker tomorrow and pay for shoes i wont get till may. thats nonsense.

    this thread
    i really just wanted to say that carlos mencia is fucking wack, but i felt like if i made a thread that just said 'carlos mencia is fucking wack' that i'd be biting hesh, and thats not how we roll. fact of the matter is that carlos mencia is fucking wack though.

    ok, thats all.
     
  2. Grimes

    Grimes Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 11, 2004 Messages: 5,160 Likes Received: 193
    i agree,he's not funny,all he does is makes fun of mexicans,it got old quick
     
  3. the shitz

    the shitz New Jack

    Joined: Apr 2, 2002 Messages: 64 Likes Received: 0
    what about george lopez?
     
  4. one two three four five

    one two three four five Member

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  5. dumy

    dumy Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 5,056 Likes Received: 0
    for serious, fuck Carlos Mencia..toy ass bitch..


    Uncle Ramone
     
  6. SpanishBrown1704.CMK.

    SpanishBrown1704.CMK. Junior Member

    Joined: Apr 14, 2005 Messages: 188 Likes Received: 0
    He's ok..I just get tired of him making the exact same jokes on every
    stand-up show and his not-funny-would-never-have existed-if-it was'nt-for-Dave Chappelle TV show..Yeah, he's kinda wack.

    And fuck Nike IDs..Fuck any athletic shoe that costs more than 40-50 dollars, for that matter..

    Thumbs up to Barracudas..That's one sexy fucking machine.
     
  7. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 14,171 Likes Received: 272
    yeah carlos mencia sucks

    fuck that guy
     
  8. ^ . ^

    ^ . ^ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Aug 13, 2003 Messages: 8,231 Likes Received: 72
    mencia is pretty wack, but he's quite the snazzy dresser.
     
  9. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
  10. Issac Brock

    Issac Brock Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 2, 2004 Messages: 3,664 Likes Received: 1
    It might be time to point out that carlos mencia is not mexican, and he is a joke stealer. link in a second.
     
  11. Gat Bush

    Gat Bush Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 23, 2003 Messages: 9,817 Likes Received: 129
    Gat:Says:

    Fuck Carlos Mencia. Dude is just plain gay.

    Get the muscle car!

    Global warming is no joke.

    Im glad you told me bout them custom nikes, i was actually considering getting them. no thanks.

    Global warming is no fucking joke.

    Thread is a good rant.
     
  12. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 14,171 Likes Received: 272
    oh yeah all the mexicans ATTENTION!


    me and uh i guess ego

    and 12:02 can come if he wants


    were having a meeting at a yet to be announced taqueria to discuss the direction the race is going and how we are portrayed on the ounce


    that is all


    oh and tacos are on the house thanks to jorge who i helped bring across the river
     
  13. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 25, 2000 Messages: 32,277 Likes Received: 234
    i dont remember george lopez making fun of mexicans, but dude is funny.

    the one funny mexican joke i heard was this guy saying something to the effect of:
    "hispanics are weird. were the only group of people who love to reminice about the bad stuff that happens to us. like one time i was hanging out with my cousin hector and he says 'hey man, you remember that one time when you got electrocuted'.

    i dont know why, but it was hillarious to me. probably cause i began thinking of every mexican kid ive ever known, and i could totally picture every single one of them hanging out with their family and having that sentence said.
     
  14. Issac Brock

    Issac Brock Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 2, 2004 Messages: 3,664 Likes Received: 1
    Here it is:

    http://www.joerogan.net/main.php?archives=1&article=44170

    He's half German and half Honduran, and 0% mexican. His real name is Ned Holness, as you can see on imdb.com. He apparently did one act in which George Lopez counted a solid 20 minutes of stolen George Lopez material.
     
  15. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 25, 2000 Messages: 32,277 Likes Received: 234
    since alot of people on 12oz are as stupid as lobsters, i'd like to clarify that i'm not in anyway saying i dont like mexicans, im saying carlos mencia, and his constant attempts at making mexican jokes, needs to get deported back to 'wack as fuckaria'.
    that is all.
     
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