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She's going out of town so im prepping a watermelon for some late night action

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by High Priest, Jul 4, 2004.

  1. High Priest

    High Priest 12oz Elite Member

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    She's going out of town so im prepping a watermelon for some late night action

    Discussion started by High Priest - Jul 4, 2004

    This was too funny to pass up, another site where people give out their designs for home made adult toys.. the diagrams are hilarious.

    Bad news written all over it

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    Melon Baller Step 1: Get a melon and scoop out a hole Buy yourself a rock melon or honeydew melon. Cut a round hole in one end a bit smaller than your dick. Scoop out a little of the inside but not too much, remember, you're making sex toys not digging ditches.

    Step 2: Nuke it good Heat the melon in a microwave (be careful!) and squirt in some baby oil or KY jelly.

    Step 3: Ahhhhh! A little bonus to add to the honeydew/cantaloupe procedure: On the opposite side of the melon from where your penis enters it, make a small hole with a skewer or small knife, no bigger than a pencil eraser, but reaching all the way in to the "vagina." Wrap your hand around the melon after you insert your erection and put your finger over the hole on the outstroke. Remove your finger on the in-stroke, replace it over the hole on the outstroke.
     
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    jesus H christ people:rolleyes:
     
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    WTF!!!!Are you serious this is just nuts...Wow some people have way to much time on there hands..:lol: :lol:
     
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  5. High Priest

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    Fake Pussy Step 1: Fill balloons with warm water Get about four or five balloons. Fill them with warm, not hot, water. Tie the ends so water will not squeeze out. This also works with hot water bottles.

    Step 2: Roll a pillow put a plastic bag inside Take a pillow; roll it up like a tube and tie a string around it or even use your belt. Push the warm water balloons into the opening of the pillow tube. Your fleshy warm vagina is almost ready. Take a small plastic kitchen trash can bag. Push it in between the balloons in the pillow. Put some lubricant of your choice inside the plastic bag that is being tightly squeezed by the balloons.

    Step 3: Warm, tight, and slippery fake pussy Get your dick ready. Put the pillow on bed. Put your dick inside this plastic vagina. You will feel the warmth, slipperiness and tightness you only dreamed of.
     
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    are you going to eat your watermelon when you're done??
     
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    some people are very very, sad.
     
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    Of course dude.
     
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    I ate mine :D
     
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    test pattern - Replied Jul 5, 2004

    this is awesome
     
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