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she wanted me to say i love you , so i put it in her asshole

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by MOOGLE?, Dec 22, 2003.

  1. MOOGLE?

    MOOGLE? 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 23, 2000 Messages: 11,495 Likes Received: 502
    i'm at a loss......a complete loss

    a few weeks ago i met this girlie kemiko , and didnt think much of anything of her. so then i see her at thanksgiving dinner with my adopted wisconsin family (long story) and still didnt think anything. but i found out she is the sister of my roomates cousins boyfriend. so i see her at the bar last friday with the cousins and my roomate. so we started talking a little.

    so i tell her she's cute....cause i'm drunk by then and dont care.
    next thing you know we are at another bar called brennans looking for her friend so she can take her home.
    we find her and next thing ya know kemiko and her fine ass friend are making out in the parking lot.
    so later that night at my pad her friend leaves and its just me and her ass naked with nine inch nails bumping in the background.
    we end up fucking from 1 am to 10 in the morning.
    so she turns to me and goes "shit i gotta go pick up my kids!" gets dressed and takes off.
    normally i would freak out about somthing like that , but i just had to tap it again.
    so she calls me up later that day saturday and i find out she's 24 with a 7 year old girl,a 3 year old boy, and a 8 month girl,
    it should bother me that i've fucked her everynight all night for at the least 6 hours a session.

    so last saturday night was my birthday. i is 23 now...
    and she's tied up on the bed by my collection of peanuts neckties , i'm about to open a new tube of ky and she blurts out
    " i told my two friends about you and they want to come over on new years and have a little fun..just the four of us. but i need to hear you say it."

    i asked her say what?


    so i thought about it ......said it and flipped her over and went at it for 9 hours nonstop with the exception of a smoke break and more beer.

    sunday.. my true birthday

    she calls up i have funiture for you and sheets towels candles and crap

    so she brings it over and her 8 month old baby.

    she puts the baby in my hands kisses me on the cheek and then said "I LOVE YOU"

  2. GnomeToys

    GnomeToys Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 24, 2003 Messages: 2,616 Likes Received: 4
    Go through on the foursome then get rid of her as quickly as possible. That's a pretty fucked up way to coerce someone into telling you they love you, and she should know better than to believe you after an offer like that.
  3. ctrl+alt+del

    ctrl+alt+del Guest



    seriously the funniest shit ive read in a long time.
    i can offer you no help, as i am currently laughing my ass off at what a terrible spot your in.
  4. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    maybe try http://new.blogger.com/images/logo-32x32.gif'>

    * edit: making a blog would be a good idea.... but running away so fucking fast would be a better one.
  5. S@T@N

    [email protected]@N Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 15, 2002 Messages: 1,998 Likes Received: 0
    You're in it deep. Do you love her? If you don't, you need to get her
    away from you by whatever means necessary. Bringing the kids over is
    a sign of love and trust... a bad sign for you.
  6. Man, you need to post on January 1st... :lol:


    if that joint told you she was on birf controll shes lieing. i say have the 4 some, and then peace her out. watch out though, shes gonna be a psycho. saying i love you for sexual reasons is dangerous. ive had some bad experiences....
  8. JUDONO?

    JUDONO? Senior Member

    Joined: Jan 5, 2002 Messages: 1,935 Likes Received: 0
    see thats the reason why I dont take chicks with kids serious I just fuck with them but never tell them that you love them , she's gonna make you stepdaddy now.
  9. GucciCondom

    GucciCondom Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 29, 2003 Messages: 5,558 Likes Received: 168
    tell her you have aids and maybe she will go away on her own.
  10. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    oh man....

    if you dont get out asap
    you will need to change you phone number,
    possibly move to a new home and consider
    plastic surgery to disguise your face.
    Seriously.... RUN!
  11. iloveboxcars

    iloveboxcars 12oz Royalty

    Joined: Jul 29, 2002 Messages: 20,506 Likes Received: 450
    This girl is taking care of herself and 2 kids, she has money like whoa, keep hitting it.
  12. Boring Bastard

    Boring Bastard Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 1, 2001 Messages: 3,784 Likes Received: 1
    First of all........you're more full of shit than faggots foreskin!
    9 hours this and 12 hours that! Fuck you! If you were hitting skins for hours like that then you'd have a career in porn instead of hanging out in a graff forum asking advice from 15 year old kids! Second of all........If you were plugging some chick who's 24 with 3 kids and you were actually happy with her stretch marks and scars then you are a fucking herb! Why would a 23 yr old man, who is single I presume, want to get caught up in numerous situations with the same baby factory employee of the year? Get fresh meat not some bullshit, recycled, 2nd hand, squeezing out watermelons every 9 months, type vagina!

    Okay.....now my advice! MOVE MOTHERFUCKER MOVE! End your lease and move! She got 3 kids now? Did you ever wanna have kids of your own? Even if you did are you ready for 3 up front? Plus more to come from the baby factory?

    And finally........Fuck you! Log off and move you dumbfuck!
  13. MOOGLE?

    MOOGLE? 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 23, 2000 Messages: 11,495 Likes Received: 502
    oh ya she's still married to her husband ,her last child isnt his, they are getting a divorce though, and her last boyfriend is an o.g from the vagos (biker club..) in southern california who still thinks they are going out even though he's in texas right now.

    the kicker is she told her husband and his friends that i'm gay so he wouldnt think i'm fucking his soon to be ex-wife in the bed and house he bought and paid for.

    and she named my dick chef....just so she could sing chocolate salty balls before she gives me head.....and she told all my friends about it.

    i feel for her yes. love her.........hell i dont even say i love you to my mom.
  14. Brandon

    Brandon Junior Member

    Joined: Sep 23, 2003 Messages: 115 Likes Received: 0
    does anyone else think its funny that you just met a "few weeks ago", and she already says I love you. A few weeks. Come on, she can't really expect to believe you after a few weeks. Love is different than lust.
  15. MOOGLE?

    MOOGLE? 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 23, 2000 Messages: 11,495 Likes Received: 502
    i aint picky:lol:

    that and she's hella cool . i may be young and what not but i know how to handle shit...

    and yes i do fuck that long..... granted i take trips downtown and let my fingers do the walking every now and then