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shart

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Future Droid, May 14, 2006.

  1. Future Droid

    Future Droid Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 21, 2003 Messages: 1,077 Likes Received: 1
    shit + fart =shart.

    tell stories.

    one time i was making breakfast, and i thought it was going to be a pretty normal fart i was letting out. nope. shart. ran to bathroom....took care of biz.
     
  2. Pfffffffffft

    Pfffffffffft Moderator Crew

    Joined: Feb 16, 2004 Messages: 15,344 Likes Received: 671
  3. AyeBee

    AyeBee Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 7, 2006 Messages: 5,798 Likes Received: 29
    I've done it...it's not very exciting though, definately not story worthy. Then again, what usually is on this site?
     
  4. Gat Bush

    Gat Bush Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 23, 2003 Messages: 9,817 Likes Received: 129
    i have been a victim of the shart
     
  5. upup&away

    upup&away Member

    Joined: Jul 19, 2004 Messages: 756 Likes Received: 10
    Just the other day i fell subject to this horrible ordeal.
     
  6. MARRERO BEAST

    MARRERO BEAST Member

    Joined: Dec 4, 2005 Messages: 778 Likes Received: 0
    when i was 12 i farted in front of some girl at this campground and said I THINK I JUST SHARTED. i never saw her again.
     
  7. CALIgula

    CALIgula Moderator Crew

    Joined: Mar 1, 2004 Messages: 36,278 Likes Received: 1,197
    This usually happens when i go to the local mexican fast food place called "adalbertos".
     
  8. dirtydoses

    dirtydoses Veteran Member

    Joined: Sep 24, 2002 Messages: 6,002 Likes Received: 254
    thats a symptom of too much coffee for this guy
     
  9. Future Droid

    Future Droid Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 21, 2003 Messages: 1,077 Likes Received: 1
    come on get descriptive ppl!

    here ill describe mine a little better:

    as i was putting country potato bread into the toaster, with thoughts on my mind about how many slices of bacon i should fry and how many eggs i should scramble, i felt a deep gurgle. As this deep gurgle resonated into something far more serious that would require immediate attention i realized the scope of what was going on. I continued to assess the situation in very great detail, thinking about the quiver factor of my anus, what i ate the night before, and just how bad it felt. I made a decision, i would fart. Sure enough as i fluxuated my abdomin muscles to coax the methane gas clean out of my bowels, the truth of the matter sunk in. Excrement filled my tight white drawers, horror overtook my face. hoping not to drip all over the hard wood floor i B line to the bathroom. Damage control. Wetting and wipping vigorously i cleaned the mess with astonishing accuracy. I pondered over the situation and couldnt help but to feel a little let down with myself. I wasn't hungry anymore. I took a shower.
     
    Last edited: May 14, 2006
  10. Gat Bush

    Gat Bush Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 23, 2003 Messages: 9,817 Likes Received: 129
    how bad was the situation in your underwear?
     
  11. Future Droid

    Future Droid Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 21, 2003 Messages: 1,077 Likes Received: 1
    on a scale of 1- 10, about a 5
     
  12. Obvious

    Obvious Banned

    Joined: Jul 12, 2003 Messages: 1,661 Likes Received: 0
    the first time i ever heard the word "shart" was from a korean chick. which is funny because i thought asian chicks never took shits or farted.
     
  13. De sign

    De sign Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 10, 2006 Messages: 1,359 Likes Received: 10
    haha girls fart?!

    naw seriously... bank the farts behing the bog. and you can be hella quick on the shitter.
     
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