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shameful/awesome sex story souperthread.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by DSD666, Feb 10, 2011.

  1. Mr.Maker

    Mr.Maker Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 11, 2006 Messages: 5,221 Likes Received: 94
    No. Just tried tell the story in a provocative way. I could have just said.

    I face fuck this bartender all time. She gives me free beer.
     
  2. Realism

    Realism Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 4, 2007 Messages: 8,878 Likes Received: 834
  3. Cool_Hand

    Cool_Hand Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 23, 2010 Messages: 3,030 Likes Received: 219
    It's sad that SM torched a book of her sexual exploits.

    Did enjoy the read.
     
  4. CILONE/SK

    CILONE/SK 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jun 25, 2003 Messages: 10,264 Likes Received: 283
    Now that is a story!
     
  5. KILZ FILLZ

    KILZ FILLZ Moderator Crew

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  6. Inappropriate_Responder

    Inappropriate_Responder Moderator Crew

    Joined: Jul 13, 2010 Messages: 11,193 Likes Received: 894
    I have the weirdest boner right now
     
  7. Mr.Maker

    Mr.Maker Veteran Member

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  8. UPS!

    UPS! Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 22, 2007 Messages: 3,704 Likes Received: 203
    It sucks having a girlfriend....nothing sexually crazy happens to me anymore now that im a one woman cunt.....

    Someone else in here has got to have some stories, ive told 75% of my good ones in here...
     
  9. aLBERThOFFMAN

    aLBERThOFFMAN Senior Member

    Joined: Jan 8, 2013 Messages: 1,151 Likes Received: 141
    Ehhhh this thread got bumped finally.

    Gotta make the best of having a chick that you can conveniently smash whenever you want. I try and one up myself every time me and my girl go at it, then laugh at her afterwards at how fucked up she got from it. Them vinegar strokes.

    I've told pretty much all my good stories on here already but I'ma bump this for the sake of encouraging motherfuckers to do the same.

    Last weekend I got shitfaced with her family and I passed out on her bed near the end of the night. She came down, saw me and tried to surprise me/ wake me up with a blowjob. I was so fucked and am a really heavy sleeper, I didn't wake up for 10 minutes then she gave up. I woke up an hour later and she showed me a picture she took of me laying there passed out with my dick out because she knew I wouldn't believe her :lol:. She's pretty cool I guess.

    Tl;dr I passed out drunk, got mouth-raped by my girlfriend and didn't even know it. Pics for proof.
     
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  10. injury

    injury 12oz Loyalist

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    you don't have to post those
     
  11. aLBERThOFFMAN

    aLBERThOFFMAN Senior Member

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  12. cc937

    cc937 New Jack

    Joined: Nov 29, 2013 Messages: 7 Likes Received: 2
    I was fooling around with my ex after he got off work(he worked in a kitchen) and he starts fingering me, as soon as the fingers go in my vag gets hot and it burns, it keeps getting hotter and I figure he must have snuck some kind of warm lube in there or something. Im actually getting into it so I don't say anything. He slides his dick in and my vag is still on fire but I don't even care, after maybe one minute hes all like wtf is it just me or is it really hot!? So turns out he had been cutting peppers at work and the fuck didn't wash his hands. duh. He pulls out. Nobody jizzed. the end.

    my sex life sucks
     
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  13. Realism

    Realism Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 4, 2007 Messages: 8,878 Likes Received: 834
    10/10 first post.
     
  14. CILONE/SK

    CILONE/SK 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jun 25, 2003 Messages: 10,264 Likes Received: 283
    That is no first post. That is a new name.

    Great post either way.
     
  15. cc937

    cc937 New Jack

    Joined: Nov 29, 2013 Messages: 7 Likes Received: 2
    Actually, that was my first post. I just joined! Still figuring things out, more stories to come though!
     
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