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shameful/awesome sex story souperthread.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by DSD666, Feb 10, 2011.

  1. Classified

    Classified Elite Member

    Joined: Aug 21, 2006 Messages: 3,022 Likes Received: 123
    my ex gf was going to town on my nuts ,my loaded gun pointing right at my face ...i was laying down...forgot about the trigger being pulled and shot all over my mouth..... i was like '''aaaaaaarrrrggghhhhhh , fuu berb , gehda turl gehda turl''

    (aaaaaaarrrrghhhh fuck babe , get a towel , get a towel)
    i gave myself a speech impediment,
     
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  2. SMdoubleXL

    SMdoubleXL Veteran Member

    Joined: Sep 30, 2008 Messages: 5,493 Likes Received: 366
    did she laugh? haha
    did she get you a towel?
     
  3. SMdoubleXL

    SMdoubleXL Veteran Member

    Joined: Sep 30, 2008 Messages: 5,493 Likes Received: 366
    oh yeah..it doesnt end there.
    i forgot...
    a year later, my nieces boyfriend was pokin around CL or autotrader or somethin to buy a car. they were over quite late one night, said he was waiting for the seller to call so they can meet to look at the car. I mentioned that it was rather late to be meeting for this kind of business. (like 11pm)
    he was going to meet this guy at the gym. The car was a lincoln of some sort. i took a shot in the dark and asked if the guy's name was Matthew, he asked how I knew. haha
    i wouldnt tell him.

    so he bought the car within a few days. Upon inspection, we opened the trunk and there was the strangest assortment of goods that looked to be purchased at home depot.
    screws, duct tape, boards, pvc piping, rope, etc, etc...and a few pron dvds.

    My niece's boyfriend was like wtf?
    i laughed. haha i couldnt tell him what all that shit was for.
     
  4. Classified

    Classified Elite Member

    Joined: Aug 21, 2006 Messages: 3,022 Likes Received: 123
    yeah she cracked the fuck up . and yeah she got me a towel,
    it was all pretty funny really.

    another one that springs to mind...
    same girl, i was on the p13 , anyone that knows that london bus knows , its a facking shit bus.
    single decker ,slow and miserable...
    she was giving my a blow job out of hole in my jeans that i ripped jumping a fence at the back of the bus ..... a 10 year old girl in front of us and than some turkish motherfuck on the otherside.....anyways....after a few minutes i clocked that the turkish guy had his arms crossed and in his right hand was his iphone , looking as if it was pointing straight at us ,,,,i stopped her with haste....i swear this dude was filming us.
    maybe i'll find out one day....
     
  5. ms.seyer

    ms.seyer Veteran Member

    Joined: Jan 20, 2008 Messages: 7,370 Likes Received: 398
    *hesitantly lurks*
     
  6. fat ralphy

    fat ralphy 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 7, 2006 Messages: 11,586 Likes Received: 646
  7. injury

    injury 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 7, 2008 Messages: 13,118 Likes Received: 778
    I got the HJ/BJ combo one day and finished ... sprinkler style. In her eye and mine. Not a bad day.
     
  8. SMdoubleXL

    SMdoubleXL Veteran Member

    Joined: Sep 30, 2008 Messages: 5,493 Likes Received: 366
    sooooooo

    The other day we went to the movies and upon leaving the casino, who do I see?
    the fucking guy that my stories on this page are about. I forgot how short he is hahah

    We make eye contact and I can tell he recognized me. maybe not specifically but know I was familiar to him.

    We walk past him and a few steps after I look back over my shoulder at him to see if he was looking and he was..at the same time one of the guys we were with tapped my ass (to get my attention) ha
    I look back one more time and he has a smirk on his face and was shankin his head.

    nothing exciting, but just felt like sharing. Vegas is so small
     
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  9. Fist 666

    Fist 666 Moderator Crew

    Joined: Jun 16, 2007 Messages: 14,149 Likes Received: 998
    shanking his head? sounds messy.
     
  10. Mr.Maker

    Mr.Maker Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 11, 2006 Messages: 5,221 Likes Received: 94
    I enjoyed your story SM.
     
  11. SMdoubleXL

    SMdoubleXL Veteran Member

    Joined: Sep 30, 2008 Messages: 5,493 Likes Received: 366
    we WERE into some kinky shit tho haha
    thank you .
     
  12. Mr.Maker

    Mr.Maker Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 11, 2006 Messages: 5,221 Likes Received: 94
    My local bartender and I have had sex once. She gives me head all the time and its amazing. She likes it very rough. I force her to take every inch as she gags, spit running down my cock. She fucking loves it as she comes up for air smiling as tears run down her face. Then I slap her on the face (hard) and commander her to open her mouth. I spit in it and force her back down to continue the face fucking. As I cum she has my dick as far down her throat as possible. It feels so fucking good. She says my cum taste like Aquafina. She's a nice girl. She calls me star gazer and I call her moon light. I drink for free.
     
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  13. bed framed

    bed framed Elite Member

    Joined: Nov 4, 2010 Messages: 3,699 Likes Received: 205
    cool story. gay nicknames
     
  14. CILONE/SK

    CILONE/SK 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jun 25, 2003 Messages: 10,264 Likes Received: 283
  15. Realism

    Realism Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 4, 2007 Messages: 8,878 Likes Received: 834
    Type of dude who leaves comments on porn tube sites.
     
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