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shameful/awesome sex story souperthread.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by DSD666, Feb 10, 2011.

  1. DSD666

    DSD666 Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 10, 2008 Messages: 5,884 Likes Received: 168
    eh, fuck it. I posted this story in the special sped dating thread, and there were enough of yall that enjoyed? it enough for a thread. plus I dont wanna fuck my mans thread up, so I start this. feel free to drop any stories you got. me, I got so many shameful stories, that even at once a week this thread will survive. don't be scurred niggas. come out with it. you fucked fat hoes? me to. you got burnt once? me to. you ate some yeast infection? me to. and if you are a hoe lurking and just wanna tell niggas how when you were 14 and lived in the trailor park and regularly got bustos ran on you cause uncle billy use to make you sit on his lap, pm me, let me get those digits, and fly me to your city so we can make porno flicks and so I can get the clap, again. dont be shy. drop your dirt here. unless your girl creeps on ch0. that shit is bad news. the original story, with another to follow shortly tonight. and fellas, no bullshitting here. no need to lie. once you came in this thread you were automatically marked a fucking scumbag sex fiend...


    "please bare with me for this might be long, but I am going to confess some shit that no man should ever confess to the oontz. but ch0 is my fav place to lurk, and yall seem like really bad people so let me share some foul stories with you. feel free to negaprop me for my actions but keep in mind I was a young man, who needed to get his dick wet. feel free to prop me for spilling shit that most my most close homies dont know about but will get to read and call and belittle me...

    for those of yall that are my age, you remember the dial up days of the net, aol chatrooms, free match.com, learning for the first time you can smash by using the internet. those days. well in 1997, I was one of those dudes. 17 years old, and just mad excited about the possibilities. mad bitches. first up, the 40? something year old who was probably more like 50 something I met in a michigan aol chatroom. 1997. not even 18 yet. big tittied bitch. like 40 eees big titties. the kinda titties a nigga would never fuck with in his grown man stage cause he knows with them big nasty to the floor droppin titties, this bitch got some stretch marks, a mole, and an unkept, hair comin out the panites bush. but at 17, drinking all kinds of 40's of the 45, these titties were good to go. from what I remember, I ended up at this broads house one mile out of detroit, in a city called Ferndale. for those of you that know detroit, you know Ferndale is our San Fran. gay capitol of the motor city. and of course this bitch had mad gay dudes as friends. so after many drinks, many shots, and many gay dudes staring me down talkin bout how good I look and how young I look, askin for id and shit, I decide I had enough and want to get to it. I vividly remember her telling me "no" as I tried to go down and eat the cake. and she really did try to tell me know, for about 30 drunk seconds, before she let me have it. she let me have it alright, nigga oatmeal. what's that dsd? for you youngins, thrush, cream of not good wheat out the puss, YEAST INFECTION my niggas! yeah. woke up the next morning, feelin like I did something very wrong. around the mouth, a little crusty, no joke. could of been from all the drunk snoring in a dry room. coulda been from eating peaches and old ass cream. I got plenty more stories from the late 90's internet dating scene. just say the word."
     
  2. KILZ FILLZ

    KILZ FILLZ Moderator Crew

    Joined: Dec 30, 2008 Messages: 14,026 Likes Received: 973
    gave her a facial and wiped my dong off w her hair. B)

    diff girl, was hitting from behind only to look down and see little specks of TP left over :haha:


    Edit: OH YEAH, the thread I made as CreamyPotatoe titled ROOKIE MISTAKE has a pretty funny story in it. Wasn't funny at the time tho....


    :haha:
     
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  3. DSD666

    DSD666 Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 10, 2008 Messages: 5,884 Likes Received: 168
    alright, so bare with me, I aint the greatest typer, and I tend to ramble, so I am gonna try and break up the shit so it aint one long ass story and hard to read. I am gonna share stories from 1997 to 2009. reason 2009 is cause that is when I settled down, kinda, and stopped most of the madness. except for when I got burnt. got the clap. which aint really all that cool of a story, but it does involve a pregnant bitch, and putting my mouth on vagina. but this story my fellow ch0 friends, is not only true, but probably the most foul shit I have ever seen.

    I cannot say the girls name, or how I know her, to protect her identity, but a girl I knew for years let me get the craigslist pimpin on her. not what you think though. what first started out as an idea of her massaging niggas backs and dickheads for an extra fee, no sex, no oral, turned into me convincing her to do all kinds of fucked shit. I just came right out with it, like a true pimp should. my father had a real live stable of hoes when I was growing up, and had 6 dopehouses at one time. so I learned quickly. just be blunt, and honest with hoes. so after weeks of trying to convince her that I see these fucked up adds on cl all the time, niggas drinking piss, wanting to be in diapers, I got her. the deal was always no sex, no oral, no way no how. I played the roll of personal set niggas up to get peed on secretary/bodygaurd. now I aint that big, 6-3 220, but that 220 aint muscle anymore, but I was in the military, combat mos, and I can be imtimidating.

    ok so fast foward like I said, took a few weeks of showing her ads all the time, convincing, and we got our first custo. black dude, in his late 40's. nigga wanted to get peed in the mouth, while he jacked off. he really wanted to suck on her pussy while doing so, but her rules, so the nigga got his face as close as he could. make it rain on these niggas. litterally 5 minutes, the nigga busted on his self, and we made out with 200 dollars. no lie, no joke. easy fucking money. I drove, I had to be there, didn't have to watch, but naturally a nigga cannot help but to laugh real hard while his girl pisses on a niggas face, and he's paying us! no homo, take a long, deep pause yall, cause this story is going somewhere mad homo. and it aint me doing homo shit, but just being in the room was most def some mad homo shit, and jesus will tell me so when I meet the nigga for blunts and bingo when I die. you've been warned...I'm going to go outside, smoke a newport, take a few hits off some good shit, and tell you one of the most foul shits you'll ever hear. and on my word fellow lurkers, this shit is 100. no lies. it gets worst tonight from here on out...
     
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  4. ALLWHITEPEOPLELOOKTHESAME

    ALLWHITEPEOPLELOOKTHESAME Member

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  5. DivineMind

    DivineMind Banned

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  6. Hater

    Hater Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 17, 2004 Messages: 2,222 Likes Received: 241
    Dammnnnn! Gross.
     
  7. ALLWHITEPEOPLELOOKTHESAME

    ALLWHITEPEOPLELOOKTHESAME Member

    Joined: May 4, 2006 Messages: 871 Likes Received: 87
    long story short... the sweet corn was extremely painful and i had to pull it out with tweezers
     
  8. shai

    shai Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jan 6, 2003 Messages: 17,602 Likes Received: 707
    I have nothing I feel comfortable sharing here.
     
  9. Schnitzel

    Schnitzel Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jan 16, 2004 Messages: 8,822 Likes Received: 386
    mine are the garden variety "got drunk/hard up for a fuck and railed some rank/seriously ugly/fatty boombalada/ possibly partly retarded girl"

    blood alcohol content goes up in exactly inverse proportions to my standards haha....
     
  10. HatoriHanzo

    HatoriHanzo Member

    Joined: Jun 22, 2006 Messages: 658 Likes Received: 24
    The first time I ever had sex I lost my virginity to a girl who smelled like she had three week old octopus salad between her legs. Did I mention I earned my red wings too all in the same exchange?
     
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  11. DSD666

    DSD666 Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 10, 2008 Messages: 5,884 Likes Received: 168
    alright, yall been warned, so when you start reading this story, and once again, 100, no lies, keep reading, cause just when you thought it got bad, it got worst...

    so we are going on a few months now, making serious money, normal going rate for niggas to get peed on, 200 dollars. with the exception of one night, with a put the lotion in the basket straight out of silence of the lambs type nigga, which I'll get to another time, shit is going smoothly. she wants to retire, but the money is to damn easy. on some nights we were rocking a g to split. so I up the ante...

    this fat nigga from ohio responds to the fetish adds I been putting up. mind you, craigslist aint took down the adult gigs section yet. so here in detroit, niggas are filming mad movies the last few years. he worked on the set of some movie, he wouldn't tell me. anyway what this nigga wants is gonna be hard to run by her, so I think. he wants her to shat in his mouth. no biggie. niggas eat shit all over the world. so I ask her, and right off rip she asks me if I bumped my head. but girl, this nigga wants to pay $1,000 dollars, cash, all 20's, as I demanded. it only took about 15 seconds litterally for her to say yes.

    so we email this nigga back and forth for a few days, working out the wrinkles. no sex. no oral. no touching her. just lay back and get shatted on my nigga. you'd think that'd be good enough right? wrong. now this nigga informs me, that he wants her to shit in his mouth, and he is gonna spit the shit in his hand, and jack off with it. nah. aint happening. I mean it's one thing to get shitted in your mouth, come on son. fucking fat white dudes from ohio. so we up the ante, 1500, cash, all 20's. he can't do it. he says the most he can do is 1200. after a few emails back and forth, we agree on 1200.

    so this nigga has obviously done this before. he sends us an email the day before we meet with what she can eat. I dont remember off the top of my head exactly, accept for he wanted her to eat lots of apples, and drink lots of iced tea with sweet and lo in it. he was real adamant about those 2 things I remember. so the night we met him at this motel I use to stay in when I came home from the military. this old vietnam vet ran it and gave me hourly discounts. 30 dollars, 3 hours. so we get there, and I tell her, I am sitting this one out. I aint going in. it's bad enough I gotta be in the same room with niggas yankin they cock while you pee all in they mouths, I dont do shit. I use to dryheave changing my sons diapers, no joke.

    so I go in the room with her, meet the dude, like I said, fat white dude, short, had a regular white dude haircut, with an envelope filled. count, it's on. she had drank almost a whole 5th of EnJ in the previous couple hours, and was pretty wasted. me, I dont drink, and at the time, didnt smoke. sober as fuck. so the nigga informs us that he wants me to sit in the chair and watch. for my fellow ch0 friends that smash hoes out in seedy motel rooms, you know that chair is mighty close to the bed. FUCK THIS. nah, wasn't in the payment plan my nigga. sorry. but he had figured I would say no, and had come up with 4, 100 dollar bills, bringing the total to 1,600. fuck do you do? 800 for maybe 20 minutes of watching your friend shit in a niggas mouth while he plays with himself? well, I live in detroit, and the unemployment rate been fucked up. I am doing it. no homo, mad puase. breathe...

    ok so she is drunk, and pretty relaxed for the situation, and just wants to get it over with. he is laying on the bed normal, head on a pillow, and she squats over him and shits. normal shit? it's hard to explain. it was solid. not really big. but like 4 or 5 squirted out poos. my man LAPPED THAT SHIT UP. I was gagging mad. he taps her on the leg to move over, and 100 100 niggas, he spits the shit into his hand, and starts jerking it. NO HOMO, BIGGEST PAUSE YALL NIGGAS EVER HAD TO PASS TO A NIGGA. as he jerks his shit, with her shit, he sticks some back in his mouth and spits it at his dick. this goes on for a good3-5 minutes, but seemed like 6 hours, and busts, and immediately runs to the bathroom and turns on the shower. this girl has the nerve to tell a shitty mouth hand nigga she has to shower first. awkward. I dipped out to the whip, smoked a square, and hit what was left of the 5th.

    after she got out, he asked us to stay for a minute cause he wanted to "talk about it." at first I was like yeah and as soon as the nigga gets in the shower, we out. but then, I wanted to know, what makes a nigga want to get shitted in his mouth? so we stayed, the smell was so fucking foul. turns out, this nigga is married, but wifey is leaving him. wonder why? apperently this has always been a fantasy, and he has done it a few times now. wifey is leaving cause she caught him on some shiteaters website, and when he asked her to do it, she figured ou tthe nigga was off his meds. then this nigga starts crying. that is where I draw the line. we got money in hand, it's a wrap. goodnight.

    now the hilarious part of this story is she did stop after about a month after this. just back to peeing on niggas. but this cat actually emailed her back, talkin about he is back in town, can she do it again, in the back of the workvan, for 100 bucks. laughs. this nigga was your average looking whiteboy, but after getting shit in his mouth, seeing him cry, and taking a closer look, this nigga looked like that next door neighbor you know is wearing his moms panties jacking off to jeffery star videos. wild ass shit. litterally. now, we shared 2 aol email addresses. they were both hers. I tried to blackmail this bitch and told her I would tell her whole family, friends, and the intenet world what she did, with proof of emails for some loot, but she was smart, and already changed up the password to sign on to aol mail, and I lost all that shit. but I had one of my own my moms paid for, for the fam, and I did copy and paste some of the craigslist emails, so if they are still there, through thousands of old emails, mostly spam, I will post them. as I said before, I got stories for fucking years. all 100. no lie, no filler. enjoy, if it possible. next up in an hour or so, how I got the clap, and gave it to my girlfriend.
     
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  12. Hater

    Hater Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 17, 2004 Messages: 2,222 Likes Received: 241
    I wanted to contribute but I've got nothing after what I just read. Shit mouth??? damn that's some nasty shit. No pun intended.
     
  13. finEyoungCamel!!!

    finEyoungCamel!!! Elite Member

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    :lol:
     
  14. Swindle

    Swindle 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jun 27, 2008 Messages: 12,900 Likes Received: 702
    ive skimmed over little details of this but ill type the whole story

    i broke up with my ex, after a year or so we started speaking agaiin and were gonna get back together, right at the clutch she told me she'd beeen seeing someone else and she was gonna commit to him. so lesson learned, i proceeded to fuck both the girls she was jealous of on a regular basis, we'll call them S and J, then my ex's friend JC in the back of her tiny ass hatchback. some time passes and i run into my ex's friend L, she leaves a party to come hang out with me for a bit, i'm walking her back to the party and she says to me "so...can you fuck me in that park?" having previously hooked up with her i oblige and nut all over her dress, she giggles and says "(your ex) is at the party teehee" so i walk her back and the house its at has a tall fence but its pretty easy to see through as i walk past. i see L go right up to my ex and give her a big hug, whiping my cum on her dress, all over my ex, jackpot.
    some more time passes and i fuck L's bestfriend C. just once, it was pretty awesome.
    this chick adds me on facebook co we know the same people, she looks cute enough (boris tried to hit on her via xbox live :lol:) and shes down so she comes round and we're talking, i find out her older brother is my ex's new boyfriend. so obviously that just makes her more enticing, so yeah did that even if she was a little chubby.

    one night me and my ex have those 6-monthly random hey whats up talks. we start to get into a fight and i tell her i've fucked both the girls she always was scared id cheat on her with, 3 of her friends and her boyfriends little sister, who she was apparently close with.
    she cries, get angry, abusive, her boyfriend claims to never talk to his sister again (still hasn't to this day, i checked) and wants to beat me up (never seen him) so i get great satisfaction out of that.
    obviously distraught and not knowing who to turn to my ex confides in JC's best friend, F. well i had been talking to F prior to this so the very day after my ex opens up, F comes round to my house and with no persuasion swallows every last drop and enjoys being treated like a dirty whore.

    this story basically goes no where but basically its the perfect revenge on an ex. i'll admit i really did like her but after she fucked me around a couple of times i wised up.
     
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  15. Doodle

    Doodle Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 28, 2008 Messages: 2,160 Likes Received: 112
    THAT is an awesome story! props for revenge sex! hahaa
     
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