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Sexual Parents

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by fatbastard, Apr 5, 2004.

  1. fatbastard

    fatbastard Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 30, 2002 Messages: 2,880 Likes Received: 11
    I was talking about this with a group of friends the other day which led to some hillarious stories...

    Has anybody ever walked in on their parents having sex?....share stories.

    So gross when its your own folks....so funny when its someone elses.
  2. Overtime

    Overtime Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 22, 2003 Messages: 13,989 Likes Received: 313
    oh my god that would be terrible, horrible terrible
  3. sneak

    sneak Guest

    many years ago, when i was a young'un i was staying the night at a mates house and all throught the night we could hear "bang bang bang" as the bed rocked.

    thats the best i can do.
  4. test pattern

    test pattern Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 21, 2002 Messages: 3,975 Likes Received: 0
    i found out my girl can hear her parents at night because her room is near their's in the house.
    "it sucks, i can hear my mom moan"
  5. Fuck Ya'll

    Fuck Ya'll Member

    Joined: Nov 24, 2003 Messages: 601 Likes Received: 0
    In 6th grade my friend and I caught her dad doing it with his girlfriend. They quickly tried to cover themselves with the sheets, but his girlfriend's bare ass was hanging out. My friend and her dad still invite me to dinner regularly.

    My childhood boyfriend caught his scary step dad getting a blow job from his mom. His step dad looked liked a mean Burt Reynolds with a pick up truck. No wonder he's all fucked up....
  6. cockfacedass

    cockfacedass Junior Member

    Joined: Jan 2, 2004 Messages: 153 Likes Received: 0
    this should somehow be drawn into the simpsons.
  7. Ban This

    Ban This Banned

    Joined: Apr 5, 2004 Messages: 20 Likes Received: 0
    when i was growing up my mom and her boyfriend could be heard through out
    the whole neighborhood. that really sucked. id be playing in the yard with friends
    and youd hear them through the fan in their window. it sounded like her boyfriend was darth vader. now that i think about it, it was pretty funny.:lol:
  8. Jackson

    Jackson Veteran Member

    Joined: May 21, 2002 Messages: 7,345 Likes Received: 122
  9. I GOT HIGH..

    I GOT HIGH.. Junior Member

    Joined: Jan 28, 2004 Messages: 109 Likes Received: 0
    Maybe not bein a teenager anymore has put a damper on the grossout factor of my parents havin sex or any parents for that matter..but I say good for them, I mean they could be doin alot worse right...sex is a healthy, wonderful thing and I encourage all ages to participate, even if it means poppin a Viagra...fuck it..keep fuckin* -oh and it really paints a picture on the current state of domestic living to hear comments like my dads girlfriend, or my stepdad, or the neighbor, or this scumbag guy my mom is hookin up with----2004 relationships lol
  10. adderall

    adderall Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 10, 2003 Messages: 2,921 Likes Received: 1
    pretty menacing thread title
  11. Devilush

    Devilush 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 1, 2001 Messages: 17,035 Likes Received: 3
    i walked in on my parents as they were making my little brother.

    all i wanted to do was watch some saturday morning cartoons.:eek:
  12. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    nope. never.

    thank god.

    and my Dad has had some hot girlfriends
    but I still wouldnt want to see that happen.
  13. SteveAustin

    SteveAustin Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 12, 2002 Messages: 7,042 Likes Received: 2
    damn...I was hoping Kilo had an entertaining story....oh well. Luckily...I never walked in on my parents...at least that I noticed.
  14. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    ungh...sorry to disapoint but nope.

    My Dad's dated a few models and some girls WAY closer to my age than his,
    but still NO FREAKIN WAY!
  15. SteveAustin

    SteveAustin Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 12, 2002 Messages: 7,042 Likes Received: 2
    ^^ ha-ha...

    Back in high school we picked up one of our friends from his house. We got about 5 minutes away when he realized he forgot his wallet....so we turn around and go back. He walks in the house and his parents are gone from the front room. He goes and finds his wallet and is about to leave when he decides that maybe he should check and make sure they are ok...because they seemed set for the evening. He walked up to their bedroom and opened the door only to see his old man making the beast with two backs with his crusty ass old mom. He turned around and left immediately. When he came back to the car...he was white as a ghost and didn't talk for nearly 10 minutes. He finally told us what happened. I think every single person in that car was laughing so hard they were crying. This poor bastard also called his parents on the phone (something like 10 years later) only to have his mom pick up the receiver and not hang it up. He heard his parents having sex. The next time he talked to his mom...he told her to hang up the phone first...before she left it off the hook.