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Sexual Healing?

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by geezpot, Nov 14, 2005.

  1. geezpot

    geezpot 12oz Elite Member

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    Sexual Healing?

    Discussion started by geezpot - Nov 14, 2005

    http://www.kamous.com/translator/s.asp?l=857

    Anyone have some they might want to add/share?


    Here's a few more...

    Iced Mike:
    Freeze your pee in an ice cube tray, then insert a cube into your partners rectum. Then screw your partner in the ass and enjoy the pee melting down over your wee-wee.

    The Mung:
    Obtain a female that has been dead for 2-3 days (the time period since death is important). Then place your mouth just outside her vaginal opening. Have a friend jump on her stomach, and try to catch as much stuff that comes out as you can in your mouth.

    The Zombie Mask:
    While getting head from your favorite, unsuspecting, trash-barrel whore, tell her you want her to look right up at you with those pretty little eyes" when you blow your load. Then, just when you're ready to spew a good week's worth of goo, blast that hefty load in both eyes. This temporary state of blindness will produce the zombie effect as she stumbles around the room with arms outstretched, and moaning like the walking dead.
     
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  2. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

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    Zack Morris circa 2001
     
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    Cold Lunch
    The act of vomiting directly onto some chick's head while she's performing fellatio.

    hahaha that shit is raw. I didnt know that zombie shit had a name. I thought i invented that.
     
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  4. ODS-1

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    Holy shit I'm gonna ralph.
     
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  5. deterrent

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    DONKEY PUNCH
     
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  6. Zack Morris

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    BTMT...wonk saggin
     
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  7. Thought Wrong

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    Peppermint
    Punch a chick in the nose then nut on her face.

    Boston Reach Around (Yes, this is for you homo)
    Does this need explaining?

    Dirty Sanchez 1
    Bumping a girl (or guy, homo) from behind then proceeding to stick your finger in her ass and wipe the contents across her upper lip.

    Dirty Sanchez 2
    The act of nutting across the upper lip of a female.
     
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  8. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

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    The mung made me gag. For real. Thats fucking sick.
     
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  9. casekonly

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    the 12oz
    find a girl on myspace, fuck her.
     
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    Casek, the 12oz is fucking hilarious.

    Anyway, here goes

    Apache Warrior: When girl has an orgasm knock your dick over her open mouth to make the sound an indian makes. you know like with your hand over your mouth making the whoop sound, its funny.

    Bobsled: So this basically involves hittin' the girl doggy style at the top of the stairs. Then right when you bust, which I'm sure is soon after insertion for most of the little shits on here, you yell bobsled, and push her, then ride her down the staris like a sled.

    Also this isn't a position at all, but its really funny to say and then explain to people who don't know what it means.

    Slippery Bathtub: i.e. a girl who is so loose and open, that when you fuck your balls slip inside her.
     
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  11. !@#$%

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    !@#$% - Replied Nov 14, 2005

    these aren't really positions though, they are more like acts.

    what 's the name for it when a girl and a guy are doing it, the girl's head pointing to the 9 o'clock position, and the guy's head pointing to the 3 o'clock position???

    one of my coworkers and i were discussing that there are hardly any good names for positions..
    there's missionary, and doggy style, and cowgirl.
    but what the fuck are some other names for positions?

    after he'd consulted some friends, he decided that the name for that crazy 9/3 oclock shit is the 'hucklebuckle' . wtf.
     
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  12. deterrent

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    SHOCKER
     
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  13. SteveAustin

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    black widows a decent sexpo name.
     
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  14. casekonly

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    what about the italian chandelier?
    male on bottom, female on top with back facing to man.
     
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  15. casekonly

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    that's not the '23' is it?
     
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