NOWEone Posted May 31, 2002 Share Posted May 31, 2002 anyone got any good ideas...so far ou class has only thought of putting dead fish in the ceiling tiles and supergluing a dildo to the school statue.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rip Posted May 31, 2002 Share Posted May 31, 2002 we painted chiccens green and let them lose before skool started. good shit watchin the security an staff chase em. juniors cut down like 6 trees that have been there since our skool was built. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted May 31, 2002 Share Posted May 31, 2002 gang rape your math teacher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledzep Posted May 31, 2002 Share Posted May 31, 2002 pick your nose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted May 31, 2002 Share Posted May 31, 2002 tag cars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted May 31, 2002 Share Posted May 31, 2002 Get three chickens...number em 1, 2, and 4....let em loose in different parts of the school. They will take forever lookin for that 4th chicken.. If you have steps or a second level to the school...you should steal a cow, its been done, and bring it up into the school... Cows will only go up stairs...not down them.. Watch in sheer enjoyment as they haul the cow out the 2nd story window with a crane...:D We got my boy to park his vw golf that had a nice sound system in the main hallway of the school one morning when no one was around...left it there until the middle of the 1st period when we all left class, gathered around it and he pumped the system..hehe..you shoulda seen all the kids lookin out the doors and in the hallways laughin..(bump something good too, like clarence carters strokin..hehe..) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted May 31, 2002 Share Posted May 31, 2002 I say you start an independent one act play in your school commons area or cafeteria! Heh. Two words: Apple cider. YOU GUYS ARE SUCKERS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted May 31, 2002 Share Posted May 31, 2002 Words of wisdom: You can get a cow to walk up stairs, but you can't get them to walk down stairs. :idea: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted May 31, 2002 Share Posted May 31, 2002 Originally posted by Mr. ABC gang rape your math teacher it was my science teacher........:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted May 31, 2002 Share Posted May 31, 2002 lay cinder blocks across the all the entrances to the parking lots and then pour quik set concrete over them, making it close to impossible to get in to the lots causing a massive traffic jam in the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted May 31, 2002 Share Posted May 31, 2002 Originally posted by -Rage- Words of wisdom: You can get a cow to walk up stairs, but you can't get them to walk down stairs. :idea: that idea is sooooooo good i half wish i lived close enough to farmland Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munke Posted May 31, 2002 Share Posted May 31, 2002 go in to the auditorium/gym during an assembly have a couple m-16s or other types of automatic wepons then go down to the middle n open fire ...spinning circles of course:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munke Posted May 31, 2002 Share Posted May 31, 2002 no just put a bucket full of jizz in there coffe. all over there room...talk about a sticky situation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted May 31, 2002 Share Posted May 31, 2002 i brought sparkler bombs to my school...shit was awesome..bomb squad showed up and everything. we got in the news paper for that one. some of the explosions set off a shockwave you can see creepin down the hall ata fast pase...then the upper level shook like madness...girls werew screamin..vice principal went esp and ran right where it blew...with in seconds.he kicked a door open and ran straight to it..kinda wierd..blew 2 guys away..not killing but definately throwing them...kinda lucky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aymet one Posted May 31, 2002 Share Posted May 31, 2002 Everybody hears about the pool on the roof. It got built. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted May 31, 2002 Share Posted May 31, 2002 ive watched thsi happen: greased pig, main part of the school. god that was good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCEBERG Posted May 31, 2002 Share Posted May 31, 2002 just let animals inside, i dont give a fuck what kidn, the more the better. my class gang raped some cow that wouldnt walk down stairs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega Posted May 31, 2002 Share Posted May 31, 2002 a friend of mine was in autoshop and at the time they were building a pool for the swim team so the pool was pretty much done aside from putting water in it. So somehow they were able to get a car from autoshop into the pool, then they turned a super hoses on for filling it. They did it on a friday night and monday morning the pool was filled enough to cover the car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCEBERG Posted May 31, 2002 Share Posted May 31, 2002 speaking of pools buy a bunc of boxes of tampons and throw em in the pool those things swell up to like 21093732% their original size heh. my boy got one from this girl an during swin tossed it into the pool and it started out like the size of his thumb and ended up looking like a hug fucking jelly fish *edit* i need to take my fucking time when i type Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deadlydnut Posted May 31, 2002 Share Posted May 31, 2002 Plant weed in your schools greenhouse if you have one...Do a roller on your school that says dead eyed dick.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted May 31, 2002 Share Posted May 31, 2002 buy a barrel of grasshoppers. cant be more the 40 bucks. relase those little fuckers in the hallways of the school at prime time. watch the enjoyment on little girls faces. oh and write killer locust on the bucket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCEBERG Posted May 31, 2002 Share Posted May 31, 2002 umm shoot up the school? bad taste huh? i know... im sorry... shut the fuck up! booyah#@$! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mosluggo Posted June 1, 2002 Share Posted June 1, 2002 Morning breeze Stink perfume, that shit is rank! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest greedy mars Posted June 1, 2002 Share Posted June 1, 2002 run around naked,, and scream i got herpes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCEBERG Posted June 1, 2002 Share Posted June 1, 2002 Originally posted by greedy mars run around naked,, and scream i got herpes while touching peoples arms with your penis [/Quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING BLING Posted June 1, 2002 Share Posted June 1, 2002 set off the fire alarm.....with a real fire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted June 1, 2002 Share Posted June 1, 2002 cut the lights and fire off a bunch of fireworks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d-town_bomber Posted June 1, 2002 Share Posted June 1, 2002 Originally posted by shameless self promotion Get three chickens...number em 1, 2, and 4....let em loose in different parts of the school. They will take forever lookin for that 4th chicken.. If you have steps or a second level to the school...you should steal a cow, its been done, and bring it up into the school... Cows will only go up stairs...not down them.. Watch in sheer enjoyment as they haul the cow out the 2nd story window with a crane...:D We got my boy to park his vw golf that had a nice sound system in the main hallway of the school one morning when no one was around...left it there until the middle of the 1st period when we all left class, gathered around it and he pumped the system..hehe..you shoulda seen all the kids lookin out the doors and in the hallways laughin..(bump something good too, like clarence carters strokin..hehe..) man the saaaaaaaame shit went down in my school. 14 days left of school seniors let 14 chickens loose in the school Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted June 1, 2002 Share Posted June 1, 2002 pour etch on a window of a persons car you hate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ctrl+alt+del Posted June 1, 2002 Share Posted June 1, 2002 things that have been done: get a couple gallons of rancid milk, stick it in a hard to reach area (ie behind vending machines) that shit will stink up the entire school , especially if you put them in multiple spots around school. superglue the keyholes to the entrances into the building(s) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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