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We start with the classic hand on chin pose. Not horrible, considering what is to come, and who doesn't want to be forever remembered as being uncomfortably unnatural looking?

 

 

 

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A variation of the hand on chin pose, only with the added benefit of white satin gloves. It's both Virgin and Vogue all at once.

 

10 Year Reunion Notes:

Majored in drama. Married a dentist.

 

 

 

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A new trend in senior photography seems to be the knee-deep-in-water pose. Again, not horrible, but baffling in concept.

 

Voted most likely to:

host a fungus.

 

 

 

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Take the new classic knee-deep-in-water pose, add a little skin, and you got magic.

 

The rippling water and the rippling abs indicate a conscious artistic motif. Nice work.

 

 

 

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Continuing on with the shirtless theme, a pose that any mother/gay porn director would love.

 

(p.s. he's a Bears fan)

 

 

 

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I know what you're thinking, pervert.

 

 

 

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Peek-a-boo!

 

 

 

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Corn-rows, M&M's, and unabashed narcissism. This one goes on the mantle.

 

 

 

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"Um, do you have any backdrops that say 'street hussy' or 'underage prostitute'?"

 

 

 

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She's a lover of bunnies, and she wants everyone to know it.

 

 

 

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Sweeeet.

 

 

 

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"I gotta make sure to get doubles of this for my drama coach."

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Photographers try to coax out the senior's "personality" by telling them to bring in some of their favorite objects.

 

This girl is clearly a wannabe biker bitch.

 

 

 

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Her shirt says "cowgirl", but her attitude says "rawk"!

 

 

 

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This girl wants to be Mary Steenburgen circa 1988.

 

 

 

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This guy wants to be remembered for his truck and his sense of humor.

 

Just in case you can't read it, his T-shirt says: "Here I Am, What Are Your Other Two Wishes?"

 

 

 

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To commemorate her highschool years as a teenaged runaway. With a bad hat.

 

 

 

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Because when you think of basketball, you think of crime scenes and police tape.

 

 

 

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He's either escaping a burning building or performing a magic trick, either way he's totally awesome. If he is a magician, he should hook up with the bunny girl.

 

 

 

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Hiya.

 

 

 

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No comment.

 

 

 

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I remember when I got my senior picture taken and I brought my stuffed Hershey's Kiss, I at least wore an outfit to compliment it.

 

 

 

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More stuffed animals. It's not a coincidence that cute almost rhymes with puke.

 

 

 

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Maybe she's shy, or just really really ugly.

 

 

 

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You'd think a portrait would include more of the actual subject's face. At least with enough detail to be able to pick him out of a line-up.

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3. And out.

 

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Sitting on a davenport over the train tracks while strumming his guitar. It's almost poetic in a retarded country music kind of way.

 

 

 

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If I was forced to wear a "Taking Back Sunday" t-shirt and sit in a church pew, I'd be pretty pissed off about it, too.

 

 

 

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You might not want the word "girlyman" to be so prominently displayed in your senior photo, even if you clearly are one.

 

 

 

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Even a motion blur can't mask the sheer lameness of a computer geek.

 

 

 

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Very tasteful.

 

 

 

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I'd be offended if the photographer felt the need to blur my photo beyond recognition.

 

 

 

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God bless America.

 

 

 

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Tied to the railroad tracks. A good metaphor for the highschool experience and a fitting end to this gallery.

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at least these kids get to pick their horribley ugly backgrounds. at my school, the photographers we went to made us wear half clothes that just laid over top your shoulders (that every other senior graduating that year would wear too) and sit in front of ugly ask screens.. gold ones, white furry ones, fake roses...

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I should post a picture of my brothers grad picture. The top button on his shirt fell off, and god forbid your shirt not be buttoned all the way up. He had to wear a quarter shirt on top of a plain whit tshirt. They took a picture of him posing on a chair wearing just a scruffy white t-shirt, and the dumbest grin imaginable......

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These are senior pictures?? Why is it that we all wore suits and all our backdrops were a navy blue??

 

what happened to traditional.?. Shit if i was in highschool i'd want my senior picture to be of me wearing makeup at a crazy party drinking a forty and grabbing some unknown girls breasts..

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thanks. i can't remember where i ripped that name off from. regardless, i didn't invent it. i think 12oz members should start posting their own senior pictures here. i got no scanner right here otherwise i would. i'm doing the same pose as that chic who's peeking out from behind a tree.

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