Poop Man Bob Posted September 19, 2004 Share Posted September 19, 2004 From planetdan.net: http://www.planetdan.net/junk/seniors/images/y.jpg'> We start with the classic hand on chin pose. Not horrible, considering what is to come, and who doesn't want to be forever remembered as being uncomfortably unnatural looking? http://www.planetdan.net/junk/seniors/images/whitegloves.jpg'> A variation of the hand on chin pose, only with the added benefit of white satin gloves. It's both Virgin and Vogue all at once. 10 Year Reunion Notes: Majored in drama. Married a dentist. http://www.planetdan.net/junk/seniors/images/02.jpg'> A new trend in senior photography seems to be the knee-deep-in-water pose. Again, not horrible, but baffling in concept. Voted most likely to: host a fungus. http://www.planetdan.net/junk/seniors/images/17.jpg'> Take the new classic knee-deep-in-water pose, add a little skin, and you got magic. The rippling water and the rippling abs indicate a conscious artistic motif. Nice work. http://www.planetdan.net/junk/seniors/images/sen14.jpg'> Continuing on with the shirtless theme, a pose that any mother/gay porn director would love. (p.s. he's a Bears fan) http://www.planetdan.net/junk/seniors/images/43.jpg'> I know what you're thinking, pervert. http://www.planetdan.net/junk/seniors/images/Sr6.jpg'> Peek-a-boo! http://www.planetdan.net/junk/seniors/images/d1.jpg'> Corn-rows, M&M's, and unabashed narcissism. This one goes on the mantle. http://www.planetdan.net/junk/seniors/images/01seniorgirl.jpg'> "Um, do you have any backdrops that say 'street hussy' or 'underage prostitute'?" http://www.planetdan.net/junk/seniors/images/013.jpg'> She's a lover of bunnies, and she wants everyone to know it. http://www.planetdan.net/junk/seniors/images/sports5_01.jpg'> Sweeeet. http://www.planetdan.net/junk/seniors/images/i9248-b.jpg'> "I gotta make sure to get doubles of this for my drama coach." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted September 19, 2004 Author Share Posted September 19, 2004 2. http://www.planetdan.net/junk/seniors/images/sen04-023-Pic.jpg'> Photographers try to coax out the senior's "personality" by telling them to bring in some of their favorite objects. This girl is clearly a wannabe biker bitch. http://www.planetdan.net/junk/seniors/images/Seniors-023.jpg'> Her shirt says "cowgirl", but her attitude says "rawk"! http://www.planetdan.net/junk/seniors/images/Sen009.jpg'> This girl wants to be Mary Steenburgen circa 1988. http://www.planetdan.net/junk/seniors/images/sen04-020-Pic.jpg'> This guy wants to be remembered for his truck and his sense of humor. Just in case you can't read it, his T-shirt says: "Here I Am, What Are Your Other Two Wishes?" http://www.planetdan.net/junk/seniors/images/Sen008.jpg'> To commemorate her highschool years as a teenaged runaway. With a bad hat. http://www.planetdan.net/junk/seniors/images/crimescene.jpg'> Because when you think of basketball, you think of crime scenes and police tape. http://www.planetdan.net/junk/seniors/images/37.jpg'> He's either escaping a burning building or performing a magic trick, either way he's totally awesome. If he is a magician, he should hook up with the bunny girl. http://www.planetdan.net/junk/seniors/images/matrix.jpg'> Hiya. http://www.planetdan.net/junk/seniors/images/sen.jpg'> No comment. http://www.planetdan.net/junk/seniors/images/026.jpg'> I remember when I got my senior picture taken and I brought my stuffed Hershey's Kiss, I at least wore an outfit to compliment it. http://www.planetdan.net/junk/seniors/images/photo15.jpg'> More stuffed animals. It's not a coincidence that cute almost rhymes with puke. http://www.planetdan.net/junk/seniors/images/phantomoftheopera.jpg'> Maybe she's shy, or just really really ugly. http://www.planetdan.net/junk/seniors/images/30.jpg'> You'd think a portrait would include more of the actual subject's face. At least with enough detail to be able to pick him out of a line-up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted September 19, 2004 Author Share Posted September 19, 2004 3. And out. http://www.planetdan.net/junk/seniors/images/couchtracks.jpg'> Sitting on a davenport over the train tracks while strumming his guitar. It's almost poetic in a retarded country music kind of way. http://www.planetdan.net/junk/seniors/images/04.jpg'> If I was forced to wear a "Taking Back Sunday" t-shirt and sit in a church pew, I'd be pretty pissed off about it, too. http://www.planetdan.net/junk/seniors/images/25.jpg'> You might not want the word "girlyman" to be so prominently displayed in your senior photo, even if you clearly are one. http://www.planetdan.net/junk/seniors/images/computer.jpg'> Even a motion blur can't mask the sheer lameness of a computer geek. http://www.planetdan.net/junk/seniors/images/0014.jpg'> Very tasteful. http://www.planetdan.net/junk/seniors/images/lauren391.jpg'> I'd be offended if the photographer felt the need to blur my photo beyond recognition. http://www.planetdan.net/junk/seniors/images/2.jpg'> God bless America. http://www.planetdan.net/junk/seniors/images/traintracks.jpg'> Tied to the railroad tracks. A good metaphor for the highschool experience and a fitting end to this gallery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted September 19, 2004 Share Posted September 19, 2004 oh man, these are fuckin funny poops. hahaha. mine was on an old beat up rusted ford truck, so fucking dumb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted September 19, 2004 Share Posted September 19, 2004 nice. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crave Posted September 19, 2004 Share Posted September 19, 2004 high school is funny period. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted September 19, 2004 Share Posted September 19, 2004 ehhhhhhhh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted September 19, 2004 Share Posted September 19, 2004 very funny interpretations poop man Gold = Her shirt says "cowgirl", but her attitude says "rawk"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRAMPS Posted September 19, 2004 Share Posted September 19, 2004 mine was me realy drunk at a party with a huge sombrerrow(sp?) on and holding a beer.. so my brother photoshoped fire behind me and fuzed out the beers lable. i think it was dope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted September 19, 2004 Share Posted September 19, 2004 what exactly are these photos? are they submitted by the students for a year book or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nekro Posted September 19, 2004 Share Posted September 19, 2004 http://www.planetdan.net/junk/seniors/images/Sr6.jpg'> Oh man, the wall photo is mega popular in my high school. There were at least 15 of them last year. My best friend is yearbook editor this year, there's going to be at least 5 pictures of me in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted September 19, 2004 Share Posted September 19, 2004 i know kids that posed with fishing poles and/or hunting rifles. IM WEARING A JNCO SHIRT in my senior picture. theres "tags" all over it too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazzy maid Posted September 19, 2004 Share Posted September 19, 2004 at least these kids get to pick their horribley ugly backgrounds. at my school, the photographers we went to made us wear half clothes that just laid over top your shoulders (that every other senior graduating that year would wear too) and sit in front of ugly ask screens.. gold ones, white furry ones, fake roses... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted September 19, 2004 Share Posted September 19, 2004 Wtf, this deserves a bump. One of the better threads in a while. BUMP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted September 19, 2004 Share Posted September 19, 2004 I was expecting grad pictures from 12ozers. Either way 'twas funnay..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted September 19, 2004 Share Posted September 19, 2004 http://www.planetdan.net/junk/seniors/images/43.jpg'> "i know what your thinking, pervert". and????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gatita Posted September 19, 2004 Share Posted September 19, 2004 What the heck school do these kids go to that they can pose with different things? At my senior photo, you just sat in front of a smoking blue screen and wore your grad gown. :confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIPPINJUICE Posted September 19, 2004 Share Posted September 19, 2004 these are ones they get themselves. like glamour shots at the mall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted September 19, 2004 Share Posted September 19, 2004 good gawd these are terrible, i can't believe their parents would ok some of them, i mean does no on have any common sense or taste? mine was fine, i have a black shoulder wrap on that all the girls wore and a halo blue background. everyone had the exact same thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted September 19, 2004 Share Posted September 19, 2004 I should post a picture of my brothers grad picture. The top button on his shirt fell off, and god forbid your shirt not be buttoned all the way up. He had to wear a quarter shirt on top of a plain whit tshirt. They took a picture of him posing on a chair wearing just a scruffy white t-shirt, and the dumbest grin imaginable...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Peanut Posted September 19, 2004 Share Posted September 19, 2004 excellent thread http://www.planetdan.net/junk/seniors/images/phantomoftheopera.jpg'> "the mafia is after my ass." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted September 20, 2004 Author Share Posted September 20, 2004 Bumpfuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted September 20, 2004 Share Posted September 20, 2004 i can't believe that guy is actually holding flaming football gear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabo 2 Posted September 20, 2004 Share Posted September 20, 2004 allow censorship the black bars over mans faces ruin the pictures Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 ' Even a motion blur can't mask the sheer lameness of a computer geek. ' hahahahhaa... ZING!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 These are senior pictures?? Why is it that we all wore suits and all our backdrops were a navy blue?? what happened to traditional.?. Shit if i was in highschool i'd want my senior picture to be of me wearing makeup at a crazy party drinking a forty and grabbing some unknown girls breasts.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JFKFC Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 i can't believe you guys are sleeping on the chubby "person" (boy? girl?) holding the bowling ball with the psychadelic background. that's like the funniest thing i've seen in a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted September 21, 2004 Author Share Posted September 21, 2004 Originally posted by JFKFC Your name is excellent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justaname Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 Re: 3. And out. Originally posted by Poop Man Bob http://www.planetdan.net/junk/seniors/images/04.jpg'> If I was forced to wear a "Taking Back Sunday" t-shirt and sit in a church pew, I'd be pretty pissed off about it, too. :lol: never got my senior picture taken though, i was too shy :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JFKFC Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 thanks. i can't remember where i ripped that name off from. regardless, i didn't invent it. i think 12oz members should start posting their own senior pictures here. i got no scanner right here otherwise i would. i'm doing the same pose as that chic who's peeking out from behind a tree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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