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Senior pictures and the inherent funny ha ha.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Poop Man Bob, Sep 18, 2004.

  1. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18
    From planetdan.net:

    We start with the classic hand on chin pose. Not horrible, considering what is to come, and who doesn't want to be forever remembered as being uncomfortably unnatural looking?

    A variation of the hand on chin pose, only with the added benefit of white satin gloves. It's both Virgin and Vogue all at once.

    10 Year Reunion Notes:
    Majored in drama. Married a dentist.

    A new trend in senior photography seems to be the knee-deep-in-water pose. Again, not horrible, but baffling in concept.

    Voted most likely to:
    host a fungus.

    Take the new classic knee-deep-in-water pose, add a little skin, and you got magic.

    The rippling water and the rippling abs indicate a conscious artistic motif. Nice work.

    Continuing on with the shirtless theme, a pose that any mother/gay porn director would love.

    (p.s. he's a Bears fan)

    I know what you're thinking, pervert.


    Corn-rows, M&M's, and unabashed narcissism. This one goes on the mantle.

    "Um, do you have any backdrops that say 'street hussy' or 'underage prostitute'?"

    She's a lover of bunnies, and she wants everyone to know it.


    "I gotta make sure to get doubles of this for my drama coach."
  2. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

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    Photographers try to coax out the senior's "personality" by telling them to bring in some of their favorite objects.

    This girl is clearly a wannabe biker bitch.

    Her shirt says "cowgirl", but her attitude says "rawk"!

    This girl wants to be Mary Steenburgen circa 1988.

    This guy wants to be remembered for his truck and his sense of humor.

    Just in case you can't read it, his T-shirt says: "Here I Am, What Are Your Other Two Wishes?"

    To commemorate her highschool years as a teenaged runaway. With a bad hat.

    Because when you think of basketball, you think of crime scenes and police tape.

    He's either escaping a burning building or performing a magic trick, either way he's totally awesome. If he is a magician, he should hook up with the bunny girl.


    No comment.

    I remember when I got my senior picture taken and I brought my stuffed Hershey's Kiss, I at least wore an outfit to compliment it.

    More stuffed animals. It's not a coincidence that cute almost rhymes with puke.

    Maybe she's shy, or just really really ugly.

    You'd think a portrait would include more of the actual subject's face. At least with enough detail to be able to pick him out of a line-up.
  3. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18
    3. And out.

    Sitting on a davenport over the train tracks while strumming his guitar. It's almost poetic in a retarded country music kind of way.

    If I was forced to wear a "Taking Back Sunday" t-shirt and sit in a church pew, I'd be pretty pissed off about it, too.

    You might not want the word "girlyman" to be so prominently displayed in your senior photo, even if you clearly are one.

    Even a motion blur can't mask the sheer lameness of a computer geek.

    Very tasteful.

    I'd be offended if the photographer felt the need to blur my photo beyond recognition.

    God bless America.

    Tied to the railroad tracks. A good metaphor for the highschool experience and a fitting end to this gallery.
  4. AORAone

    AORAone Veteran Member

    Joined: Feb 7, 2003 Messages: 6,460 Likes Received: 32
    oh man, these are fuckin funny poops. hahaha. mine was on an old beat up rusted ford truck, so fucking dumb.
  5. DETO

    DETO Dirty Dozen Crew

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    nice. :lol:
  6. crave

    crave Veteran Member

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    high school is funny period.
  7. ElectricitySucks

    ElectricitySucks Veteran Member

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  8. WhiteOx

    WhiteOx Elite Member

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    very funny interpretations poop man

    Gold = Her shirt says "cowgirl", but her attitude says "rawk"!

    CRAMPS Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 6, 2003 Messages: 1,600 Likes Received: 0
    mine was me realy drunk at a party with a huge sombrerrow(sp?) on and holding a beer..

    so my brother photoshoped fire behind me and fuzed out the beers lable.

    i think it was dope.
  10. WhiteOx

    WhiteOx Elite Member

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    what exactly are these photos?

    are they submitted by the students for a year book or something?
  11. Nekro

    Nekro Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 19, 2003 Messages: 2,568 Likes Received: 1

    Oh man, the wall photo is mega popular in my high school. There were at least 15 of them last year.

    My best friend is yearbook editor this year, there's going to be at least 5 pictures of me in there.
  12. imported_dowmagik

    imported_dowmagik Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 19, 2001 Messages: 1,904 Likes Received: 1
    i know kids that posed with fishing poles and/or hunting rifles. IM WEARING A JNCO SHIRT in my senior picture. theres "tags" all over it too.
  13. jazzy maid

    jazzy maid New Jack

    Joined: Jun 1, 2004 Messages: 89 Likes Received: 0
    at least these kids get to pick their horribley ugly backgrounds. at my school, the photographers we went to made us wear half clothes that just laid over top your shoulders (that every other senior graduating that year would wear too) and sit in front of ugly ask screens.. gold ones, white furry ones, fake roses...
  14. High Priest

    High Priest Elite Member

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    Wtf, this deserves a bump. One of the better threads in a while.

  15. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    I was expecting grad pictures from 12ozers.

    Either way 'twas funnay.....