RumPuncher Posted November 14, 2002 Share Posted November 14, 2002 Senator Mix-A-Lot Sponsors Titties-On-Glass Legislation WASHINGTON, DC—Seeking to stem a four-year decline in freaky Yolandas throwing they titties on U.S. glass, U.S. Sen. Mix-A-Lot (B-WA) introduced sweeping new putting-'em-on-glass legislation Tuesday. "Now listen up, Uncle Sam I wanna see soul sistas pressin' that ham Make me say damn I wanna rear-end 'em So I'm callin' a Senate referendum Bounce by the ounce don't make no fun I'll take 'em by the ton, son," Mix-A-Lot said. "Don't hand this bill down to no committees 'Cause Mix don't wait on monster titties Note to my colleague Tom Daschle That if the babies be gettin' bashful No melons droppin' on my windshield So get them nudie laws repealed." Mix-A-Lot then gave props to the authors of H.R. 1610, from which several key clauses were sampled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest YinzerXpress Posted November 14, 2002 Share Posted November 14, 2002 yo nigga yous crazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted November 14, 2002 Share Posted November 14, 2002 01 first eine uno numero uno fizzirst u know im no 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest YinzerXpress Posted November 14, 2002 Share Posted November 14, 2002 and i was first...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest YinzerXpress Posted November 14, 2002 Share Posted November 14, 2002 ^^^^^ actually yu were number 2.....dos and what have you.....^^^^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted November 14, 2002 Share Posted November 14, 2002 alrite then 02 two dos numero dos cough*cunt*cough lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted November 14, 2002 Author Share Posted November 14, 2002 ok kids, let's not turn such a serious and important topic into a 'first fight'. ok then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»GLÅM¬RÖCK« Posted November 14, 2002 Share Posted November 14, 2002 wheres the tittie flix? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted November 14, 2002 Share Posted November 14, 2002 Originally posted by Kilo7- ok kids, let's not turn such a serious and important topic into a 'first fight'. ok then? sigh. haha, yea cool ting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mikro137 Posted November 14, 2002 Share Posted November 14, 2002 oh god that was ill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted November 14, 2002 Share Posted November 14, 2002 for all the 12oz, honeys... Put 'em up against the glass! (of the computer monitor) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted November 14, 2002 Share Posted November 14, 2002 oooh yeah baby.... you gettin that?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juggernaut Posted November 14, 2002 Share Posted November 14, 2002 i <3 the onion. i read that one today.. i'm going to memorize the lyrics so next time i hear the song i can sing the proper words. ..not that i'll ever hear the song again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted November 14, 2002 Author Share Posted November 14, 2002 wow... it took 12 replies before juggernaut pointed out that it was the onion. where do the rest of you go for news? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted November 14, 2002 Share Posted November 14, 2002 geez :rolleyes: how dumb do you think i am that i didn't erealize there is no 'senator mix-a-lot' there's a fuckin onion article stickied to the top of channel zero fa cryin out loud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted November 14, 2002 Author Share Posted November 14, 2002 well it seemed fitting. after all.. it's all hiphop bay-bee ! ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted November 14, 2002 Share Posted November 14, 2002 yeah, that shit's lame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted November 14, 2002 Share Posted November 14, 2002 the stickied onion article that is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted November 14, 2002 Share Posted November 14, 2002 bump for titties on glass. all you little johnny come lately slow poke firsties fags better shut da fuck up with you whining or else Pistol is gonna come out of retirement from the firsties game and regulate on all youse bustaz. if i was still doing it you 56k fags wouldn't have a chance @ firsties. word is bond. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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