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Senator Mix-A-Lot Sponsors Titties-On-Glass Legislation

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by --zeSto--, Nov 14, 2002.

  1. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    Senator Mix-A-Lot Sponsors Titties-On-Glass Legislation

    WASHINGTON, DC—Seeking to stem a four-year decline in freaky Yolandas throwing they titties on U.S. glass, U.S. Sen. Mix-A-Lot (B-WA) introduced sweeping new putting-'em-on-glass legislation Tuesday.

    "Now listen up, Uncle Sam
    I wanna see soul sistas pressin' that ham
    Make me say damn
    I wanna rear-end 'em
    So I'm callin' a Senate referendum
    Bounce by the ounce don't make no fun
    I'll take 'em by the ton, son," Mix-A-Lot said.

    "Don't hand this bill down to no committees
    'Cause Mix don't wait on monster titties
    Note to my colleague Tom Daschle
    That if the babies be gettin' bashful
    No melons droppin' on my windshield
    So get them nudie laws repealed."

    Mix-A-Lot then gave props to the authors of H.R. 1610, from which several key clauses were sampled.
     
  2. YinzerXpress

    YinzerXpress Guest

  3. sneak

    sneak Guest

    01
    first
    eine
    uno
    numero uno
    fizzirst

    u know im no 1
     
  4. YinzerXpress

    YinzerXpress Guest

  5. YinzerXpress

    YinzerXpress Guest

    ^^^^^ actually yu were number 2.....dos and what have you.....^^^^^
     
  6. sneak

    sneak Guest

    alrite then

    02
    two
    dos
    numero dos

    cough*cunt*cough

    lol
     
  7. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    ok kids,
    let's not turn such a serious and important topic into a 'first fight'.

    ok then?
     
  8. »GLÅM¬RÖCK«

    »GLÅM¬RÖCK« Banned

    Joined: Nov 13, 2002 Messages: 563 Likes Received: 0
  9. sneak

    sneak Guest

    sigh.

    haha, yea cool ting
     
  10. mikro137

    mikro137 Guest

    oh god that was ill
     
  11. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 174
    for all the 12oz, honeys... Put 'em up against the glass! (of the computer monitor)
     
  12. !@#$%

    !@#$% Moderator Crew

    Joined: Oct 1, 2002 Messages: 18,517 Likes Received: 621
    oooh

    yeah baby....


    you gettin that?!
     
  13. juggernaut

    juggernaut Member

    Joined: Nov 12, 2001 Messages: 414 Likes Received: 0
    i <3 the onion.
    i read that one today.. i'm going to memorize the lyrics so next time i hear the song i can sing the proper words.

    ..not that i'll ever hear the song again.
     
  14. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    wow... it took 12 replies before juggernaut pointed out that it was the onion.

    where do the rest of you go for news?
     
  15. !@#$%

    !@#$% Moderator Crew

    Joined: Oct 1, 2002 Messages: 18,517 Likes Received: 621
    geez :rolleyes:
    how dumb do you think i am that i didn't erealize there is no 'senator mix-a-lot'


    there's a fuckin onion article stickied to the top of channel zero fa cryin out loud
     
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