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Senator Mix-A-Lot Sponsors Titties-On-Glass Legislation

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by --zeSto--, Nov 14, 2002.

  1. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- 12oz Veteran Member

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    Senator Mix-A-Lot Sponsors Titties-On-Glass Legislation

    Discussion started by --zeSto-- - Nov 14, 2002

    Senator Mix-A-Lot Sponsors Titties-On-Glass Legislation

    WASHINGTON, DC—Seeking to stem a four-year decline in freaky Yolandas throwing they titties on U.S. glass, U.S. Sen. Mix-A-Lot (B-WA) introduced sweeping new putting-'em-on-glass legislation Tuesday.

    "Now listen up, Uncle Sam
    I wanna see soul sistas pressin' that ham
    Make me say damn
    I wanna rear-end 'em
    So I'm callin' a Senate referendum
    Bounce by the ounce don't make no fun
    I'll take 'em by the ton, son," Mix-A-Lot said.

    "Don't hand this bill down to no committees
    'Cause Mix don't wait on monster titties
    Note to my colleague Tom Daschle
    That if the babies be gettin' bashful
    No melons droppin' on my windshield
    So get them nudie laws repealed."

    Mix-A-Lot then gave props to the authors of H.R. 1610, from which several key clauses were sampled.
     
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  2. YinzerXpress

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    YinzerXpress - Replied Nov 14, 2002

    yo nigga yous crazy
     
  3. sneak

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    sneak - Replied Nov 14, 2002

    01
    first
    eine
    uno
    numero uno
    fizzirst

    u know im no 1
     
  4. YinzerXpress

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    YinzerXpress - Replied Nov 14, 2002

    and i was first......
     
  5. YinzerXpress

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    YinzerXpress - Replied Nov 14, 2002

    ^^^^^ actually yu were number 2.....dos and what have you.....^^^^^
     
  6. sneak

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    sneak - Replied Nov 14, 2002

    alrite then

    02
    two
    dos
    numero dos

    cough*cunt*cough

    lol
     
  7. --zeSto--

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    --zeSto-- - Replied Nov 14, 2002

    ok kids,
    let's not turn such a serious and important topic into a 'first fight'.

    ok then?
     
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  8. »GLÅM¬RÖCK«

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    »GLÅM¬RÖCK« - Replied Nov 14, 2002

    wheres the tittie flix?
     
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  9. sneak

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    sneak - Replied Nov 14, 2002

    sigh.

    haha, yea cool ting
     
  10. mikro137

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    mikro137 - Replied Nov 14, 2002

    oh god that was ill
     
  11. Smart

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    Smart - Replied Nov 14, 2002

    for all the 12oz, honeys... Put 'em up against the glass! (of the computer monitor)
     
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  12. !@#$%

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    !@#$% - Replied Nov 14, 2002

    oooh

    yeah baby....


    you gettin that?!
     
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    juggernaut - Replied Nov 14, 2002

    i <3 the onion.
    i read that one today.. i'm going to memorize the lyrics so next time i hear the song i can sing the proper words.

    ..not that i'll ever hear the song again.
     
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  14. --zeSto--

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    --zeSto-- - Replied Nov 14, 2002

    wow... it took 12 replies before juggernaut pointed out that it was the onion.

    where do the rest of you go for news?
     
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    !@#$% - Replied Nov 14, 2002

    geez :rolleyes:
    how dumb do you think i am that i didn't erealize there is no 'senator mix-a-lot'


    there's a fuckin onion article stickied to the top of channel zero fa cryin out loud
     
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