DITDxCULT Posted February 19, 2002 Share Posted February 19, 2002 Segway Human Transporter (HT) empowers you to go farther and faster than you've ever been on foot. It is the first enhancement to personal mobility that doesn't isolate you from other pedestrians. It inspires new ideas—about urban spaces, commerce, community, and your next trip to the store. It represents what is possible when people thoughtfully approach problems from new angles, applying technology, vision, and creativity. Segway Human Transporter (HT) functions like an extension of you; like a dance partner able to anticipate your every move. It uses powerful motors and high-speed computer processors to mimic human equilibrium. It leverages aerospace engineering and robust software to track your position. And it does it all without you noticing it. The technology is so advanced, it doesn’t feel like technology at all. It just feels right. Walking is the only truly personal transportation. There is no complex equipment, there are no schedules to follow, and there are few obstacles to impede you. All it requires is a destination and a desire to reach it. Yet it is also limiting. Segway HT™ redefines these limits. Segway HT expands your world while bringing you into closer contact with it. It saves time by giving you the ability to travel farther and faster and the strength to carry more. It saves money by eliminating unnecessary driving—whether you're working, shopping, commuting, or just taking in the view. http://www.deadinthedirt.com/tb/images/segway01.jpg'> http://www.jenga.net/segway/segway1.jpg'> http://www.jenga.net/segway/segway2.jpg'> http://www.jenga.net/segway/segway3.jpg'> http://www.jenga.net/segway/segway4.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fr8lover Posted February 19, 2002 Share Posted February 19, 2002 shit is like, so 2001. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tue skinny Posted February 19, 2002 Share Posted February 19, 2002 yah theres already been a post on this but .theres always room for a new one. those things are fuckin expencive tho. im not gonna be rockin one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent Uprise Posted February 19, 2002 Share Posted February 19, 2002 You need to have a special liscense to have side burns like home boy has!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted February 19, 2002 Share Posted February 19, 2002 http://www.netgoth.org.uk/people/4713.jpg'> "hmm yeah...we definetly need fatter people in the world. getting any kind of excercise is shit right?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Europe Posted February 19, 2002 Share Posted February 19, 2002 I would like one, but what I would really like is if the company gave a couple of them to JACKASS for promotion... :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bumdigger Posted February 19, 2002 Share Posted February 19, 2002 mac's suck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DITDxCULT Posted February 20, 2002 Author Share Posted February 20, 2002 I'm all about extreme segwaying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NATO Posted February 20, 2002 Share Posted February 20, 2002 that bloke riding it looks a class a fool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EL MASKO Posted February 20, 2002 Share Posted February 20, 2002 Fuck that shit...Just ride a bike! As for that fat ass sideburn wearing emo fuck...I hope that useless machine catches fire and burns him and he falls down a flight of stairs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DITDxCULT Posted February 20, 2002 Author Share Posted February 20, 2002 Wanna buy one? http://s1.amazon.com/exec/varzea/search-ha...7048293-5567117 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest YinzerXpress Posted February 20, 2002 Share Posted February 20, 2002 that shit can chill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mikro137 Posted February 20, 2002 Share Posted February 20, 2002 Current Bid: $58,300.00 what the fuck is that all about its a damn scooter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted February 20, 2002 Share Posted February 20, 2002 Look before you leap: http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthrea...&threadid=12352 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DITDxCULT Posted February 21, 2002 Author Share Posted February 21, 2002 My post on the segway is better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaesthebluntedwonder Posted February 21, 2002 Share Posted February 21, 2002 wow, how gay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted February 21, 2002 Share Posted February 21, 2002 I THINK THAT THIS THING IS FUKKING COOL AND YOU PPL SHOULD ADMIT IT TOO , IF ANY OF US GOT ONE WE'D BE LIKE RIDING IT ALL OVER THE PLACE AND TELLIN ALL OUR FRIENDS BUT.......... .......I WAS THINKING , THIS THING IS COOL BUT IT COSTS LIKE 3000 US. SO CHANCES ARE MOST PPL WONT HAVE ONE ANYTIME SOON AND BECAUSE ITS SO TECHNICALLY ADVANCED AND WHATNOT PPL WILL WANT ONE SO MY QUESTION TO YOU ALL IS DONT YOU THINK THEY'D BE DANGEROUS BECAUSE ANYONE COULD COME UP ON YOU AND FUKKIN PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE AND TAKE IT .......RIGHT...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaesthebluntedwonder Posted February 21, 2002 Share Posted February 21, 2002 how about just walking? what do you have two legs and feet for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PurpleJargon Posted February 21, 2002 Share Posted February 21, 2002 Originally posted by ASER1NE .......I WAS THINKING , THIS THING IS COOL BUT IT COSTS LIKE 3000 US. SO CHANCES ARE MOST PPL WONT HAVE ONE ANYTIME SOON AND BECAUSE ITS SO TECHNICALLY ADVANCED AND WHATNOT PPL WILL WANT ONE SO MY QUESTION TO YOU ALL IS DONT YOU THINK THEY'D BE DANGEROUS BECAUSE ANYONE COULD COME UP ON YOU AND FUKKIN PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE AND TAKE IT .......RIGHT...... that's the plan, suckers... watch out for jeffk with brass knuckles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted February 21, 2002 Share Posted February 21, 2002 Originally posted by kaesthebluntedwonder how about just walking? what do you have two legs and feet for? Because this isn't Europe, we're lazy fucks, this will help us become even larger. Current bid on EBay is now $103,000. Give me a damn Vespa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DITDxCULT Posted February 21, 2002 Author Share Posted February 21, 2002 Originally posted by ASER1NE I THINK THAT THIS THING IS FUKKING COOL AND YOU PPL SHOULD ADMIT IT TOO , IF ANY OF US GOT ONE WE'D BE LIKE RIDING IT ALL OVER THE PLACE AND TELLIN ALL OUR FRIENDS BUT..... I totally agree. You know if any of these smucks had a friend who had a Segway HT they would be all over it in a second. I watched the clips of it in action on the website...they look soooo awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCEBERG Posted February 21, 2002 Share Posted February 21, 2002 yea wait till they got popular so i can punch somebody in the face and take the easiest 8 grand ive ever made Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOY Posted February 21, 2002 Share Posted February 21, 2002 that looks like some new school chariot. had to be invented by some lazy motherfucker. i rather walk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unit Posted February 21, 2002 Share Posted February 21, 2002 Oohh like at Sideburns, he's so happy! ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strizzy Posted February 22, 2002 Share Posted February 22, 2002 after careful consideration i have chosen not to endorse this product... although i could see mad heads up at Sam's club rollin in those wit like 3 carts of shit trailin behind it, jus cuz americans need to buy lots of shit and then eat it all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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