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seeks list of people who can fucking die right now.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by seeking, Sep 4, 2002.

  1. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 25, 2000 Messages: 32,277 Likes Received: 233
    ten people, places or things that are more than welcome to fuck themselves with a baseball bat dipped in honey then rolled in broken glass...


    cingular wireless: each month i get to spend 6 hours sitting on hold, waiting for some jackass to figure out how they have fucked my bill up, lied to me about their services, or canceled one of my features for absolutely no reason. "If my package covers all possible roaming charges, and when i called to double check, the guy told me that was infact correct, then how the fuck am i being charged for roaming?" "thats a good question, let me ask my supervisor, can you hold" "fuck off"

    canada: recently someone mentioned that canada was like the "upstairs neighbor who wasnt invited to the party"... they forgot to include the fact that canada is like the fucking asshole that is right across the street from america, but still forces me to incur fucking roaming charges! you fucking faggots! i dont have to dial a country code... i dont have to ring the fucking operator and have them connect me to guam, its fucking canada! its 45 minutes from ny. jesus. dont make me go up there and start re-drawing your fucking borders so my girl is included in my fucking calling plan! thats just gonna get messy.

    ok, actually i guess thats all im really mad about. so its not ten, its 2. whatever, you get the point.
     
  2. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    i could die right now. if somebody in the top floor dropped a raisin over the railing, it could penetrate my skull and my wife would be wondering where i was.
     
  3. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 40
    try dialing a phone here buddy.
    the numbers are all like as follows: 0685749387 8484 84846383 94365202 and thats just the city code. oh yeah, and every single phone machine is broken, 4 in the whole airport train station work. the other 500 all take a currency that hasnt been used in a year. try that on for size.
     
  4. duffman

    duffman Guest

    canada will kick your ugly monkey ass......
     
  5. -Rage-

    -Rage- 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 10,006 Likes Received: 27
    dear lord!
     
  6. KRONOLOGIK

    KRONOLOGIK Member

    Joined: May 21, 2002 Messages: 834 Likes Received: 0
    I don't know how big of a city Alberta is but Toronto's the biggest city in Canada and our phone numbers are 7 digits preceded by a 3 digit area code. Thats it
     
  7. kissmyass#1

    kissmyass#1 Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 8, 2002 Messages: 1,071 Likes Received: 0
  8. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    Detoit - Windsor

    If Windsore is the asshole, then Detroit is a fresh cut turd.
     
  9. ElectricitySucks

    ElectricitySucks Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 13, 2001 Messages: 6,395 Likes Received: 24
    i hate when you get put on hold...they should come up with something new...
     
  10. Cracked Ass

    Cracked Ass Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 24, 2001 Messages: 7,898 Likes Received: 47
    Canada's cool. Cingular sucks.
     
  11. boogie hands

    boogie hands 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 15, 2001 Messages: 16,059 Likes Received: 13
    thats what you get for having a cell phone....though i guess if your in a long distance relationship, or one that incurs long distance charges it makes more sense....

    regardless im a cellphone hater, its the official gadget of unimportant turds....
     
  12. BROWNer

    BROWNer Guest

    haha...
    about 2 days ago i saw
    some guy on his cell while driving
    around in his rusted ochre pinto. i had to laugh.
     
  13. JohnnyHorton

    JohnnyHorton Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 2, 2002 Messages: 2,201 Likes Received: 0
    no.
    I refuse to accept that you're Canadian and actually just typed that.
    You must be an immigrant or something...
     
  14. Canadiano

    Canadiano Guest

    TT Boy, you sure you ain't from a ghost town ghetto of some sort? For the richest province in this great nation, it sounds like they don't maintain it too well.



    and Kronologik is the dumbest person alive. I once knew this girl who would think she was smarter than me. Then she said one day: "Calgary is in CANADA?"


    fat bitch.
     
  15. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    there's always dumber people out there.

    I was talking about the middle east with my roommate,
    and I said that NATO is practically powerless.
    She jumped all over me with:
    "NATO doesn't have anything to do with the middle east.
    It's only Mexico, the states and Canada."


    no you silly girl... that's NAFTA.

    Then she started talking about the Isreali occupation of Mecca.
    That's when I realised that she's not qualified to speak on such matters.
     
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