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seeking vs. the long arm of the law

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by seeking, Feb 10, 2002.

  1. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 25, 2000 Messages: 32,277 Likes Received: 235
    featuring seeking innocence with the narrative, and beardo with the obligatory "haha's".

    05:09) : dude, last night i got pulled over for 'improper license plate placement'
    (05:10) : what!
    (05:10) : immediatly the cop starts harrassing me, he asks me if he can search my car. i say no, because i know that there was absolutely nothing in there, so i then wait in my car for fucking 35 minutes while 4 more cars pulled into the mcdonalds lot, blocking the whole thing off and surrounding me, head first, with all of their lights shining on me
    (05:11) : hahaha
    (05:11) : so finally a dog cop comes up to my door so i now have to get out, while the dog walks around my car sniffing for drugs in the meantime, im now being frisked by the cops
    (05:12) : hhahhaah
    (05:12) : and forced to stand, bent over with my hands on the car hood. so i just start being an asshole. like, not really, but just laughing at them and hasseling them
    (05:12) : ahhaha
    (05:12) : so the cope thats frisking me just keeps talking, and talking, so finally, i just put my hands over ears and really loudly say k fine, you win, whatever, i dont care anymore"
    (05:13) : hahahaaaaaaaaaa
    (05:13) : haha, he was not amused
    (05:13) : dude this is insane
    (05:13) : haha
    (05:13) : so i notice that the cop with the dog has my passenger door open, and i start freaking out 'waht is he doing in my car i didnt give him persmission?'
    (05:13) : ha
    (05:13) : and the cop says 'the dog must have smelled something'. im like, bullshit, there is not a chance in hell that dog smelled anything and the cops like 'sir, the office knows what hes doing'. "yeah for the officer, i dont care if he knows what hes doing, i know that what hes doing is illegal"
    (05:14) : haha
    (05:14) : they were soooo not feeling me
    (05:14) : hahahaa
    (05:14) : so this goes on for like 10 mintes. im just laughing at them
    (05:15) : meanwhile the whole mcdonalds is now blocked off, im stuck on the front of the car. there is a whole group of people stuck in the parking lot watching me
    (05:15) : hahahahaa
    (05:15) : and finally, of course, the dog cop shuts my door and says 'he's all clean'
    (05:15) : i just bust out laughing at them. again, they were sooooo not feeling me
    (05:16) : hhahahahhaa
    (05:16) : so now they tell me to go get back in my car. the cop follows me to my car and gives me a fucking ticket for 'improper license plate placement' to which i immediatly started laughing again
    (05:16) : hahahahaa
    (05:16) : hahaha
    (05:18) : the first thing i said when i got out of the car, i walk up to him and say 'dude, your killing me, this is such a joke, i cant even deal with it.'
    (05:18) : the cop says 'hey man, its a slow night, all the donut shops are closed what can i tell yuou'
    (05:18) : haha
    (05:18) : HAHAHAAHAHAA
    (05:18) : CLASSIC
    (05:19) : where is the video tape!
    (05:19) : no shit man, it was funny as hell
    (05:19) : not to mention, that when he first approaches the car, he just immediatly starts questioning me
    (05:19) : 'where are you going'
    (05:19) : i explain that i was going to the airport to pick up my girlfriend. fuckers made me 45 minutes late to pick her up, and just laughed about it. bastards. oh, and the whole time, when i wasnt arguing with them, i was sittting right infront of them on my cell phone bitching to my friends about how much of a joke these cops were. haha. they werent happy with that either
    (05:20) : hahahaaha
    (05:21) : bastards
    (05:21) : it was funny though, i just kept laughing at them telling them what a joke they were. it was probably the best 65 dollars ive ever spent
    (05:22) : i felt so good bout myself for just being a pain in the ass, but never going over the top so they couldnt fuck with me, they were just annoyed with me. you know im fighting that shit though. fuck them fools
    (05:22) : i already got my speech planned out for the judge. and if they wont drop the ticket. im gonna inform them that i have no intention of paying it, becaue they are a disgrace to america and i would rather stand by my beleifs and sit in jail for contempt, than to accept that tyranical authority
    (05:23) : haha
    (05:23) : im gonna buy a suit just for the occasion
    (05:23) : hahaha
    (05:23) : oh, and im gonna file for bankruptcy on monday too.
  2. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

    Joined: Mar 7, 2001 Messages: 16,307 Likes Received: 114
  3. graffsurgeon

    graffsurgeon Banned

    Joined: Dec 20, 2001 Messages: 1,500 Likes Received: 0
    that's a great story..wheres the point though..? cops are assholes..we all know this..you just used all my braincells i had reserved for the evening..it's best not to fuck with them anyways..they see that shit in court all the time..you might win but pigs will be up your ass everywhere you go..unless its a thousand dollar ticket id take it like a man and keep my ass clean around them..you wont win unless you got scars to prove it..
  4. seven.13

    seven.13 Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Oct 5, 2000 Messages: 3,572 Likes Received: 19
    After you file for bankruptcy come help me dig up bodies in my back yard.
  5. backcountrywriter

    backcountrywriter Member

    Joined: Jul 21, 2001 Messages: 317 Likes Received: 2
    damn thats screwed up...i saw some guy in the same situation at a dunkin donuts in my town two weeks ago there were about 5 crusers blocking him in...
  6. tue skinny

    tue skinny Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 3, 2001 Messages: 4,781 Likes Received: 0
    yah that stuff is fucked up
  7. Vanity

    Vanity Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 7,673 Likes Received: 6
    you shoulda said, 'do all officers smell peopl'es crotches and other dog's butts?'
  8. hahahaaha, seems to be appropriate for the case
  9. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 25, 2000 Messages: 32,277 Likes Received: 235
    im not fighting it to win, im fighting it on general principal. im expecting to lose. i knew that by not allowing a search, i was guranteing myself a ticket, but i felt like standing up for my rights, just so they could be proven to be non existent. people have the right to deny a search, but then the cops will just lie to get their search anyway. rights are a farce. i know that, but i was already having a shitty day, so i felt like proving it. dont ask why, it just seemed like a good idea.

    fuck the facade of freedom.
  10. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    renegade cops

    they just want to know that they're doing atleast "something"..

    i have been pulled over 5 or 6 times by cops....
    i had no license...
    pulled over for speeding or running red lights
    i have been pulled over by female officers and you'll hate it when i say...
    they let me go and tell me not to drive so crazy......
    i feel like the fucking man...
    i love to luagh at cops...for some reason they always tell me,that i should be one...hahahahaha
    graff cop?hmmmm i'll never get caught!!!

    i love hawaii's police motto
  11. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    you're a good man seeking

    make us proud:D
  12. ~KRYLON2~

    ~KRYLON2~ 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 13, 2001 Messages: 10,473 Likes Received: 200
    that made my day......thank you seeking
  13. graffsurgeon

    graffsurgeon Banned

    Joined: Dec 20, 2001 Messages: 1,500 Likes Received: 0
    i have problems with my back due to police.
  14. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    I was glued to that story. Well done:)
  15. ASER1NE

    ASER1NE Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 15, 2001 Messages: 7,578 Likes Received: 3
    haha , a similar thing happened to me and my buddies , without the car though...............we were just walking around town going to meet some dude gf , but then her party was boring so we kept walking down the road until we notice this red van tailing us , we thought it was someone who had beef and we were in for a brawl , which we didnt much feel up for , so we ran into some complex and chilled by the fence for awhile , then we notice theres two vans now , one on either side. so were like shit what now , we end up running across a busy highway into a mcdonalds where we proceed to eat some food.........were there for like 15 minutes thinkin its all fine when four cop cars pull up and were like cool whats happening , then all these cops run in and tell US to get up against the wall and not to move .........we are all thoroughly confused trying to figure out if we had done anything wrong that nite but we were pretty sure we didnt......so after taking all our bags and most of our markers ( we ditched a few ) the cops tell us that those vans were some community patrol squad , and that they said we were breaking lamp posts and trying to break into buildings.............we laugh at them while being really pissed off bc we did nothing of the sort , and give the cops a hard time bc were pissed , i end up swearing a bit to much and they throw me head first into the back of the car where they chek me for priors...........luckily the cop types my name wrong and nothing comes up.................so they let us all go after we insist we did nothing , but they took all our bags and wasted a good hour of our time .............fukkin jerks , and fuck community patrols too .