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Secrets about yourself

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Hippopotamus, Oct 24, 2004.

  1. Hippopotamus

    Hippopotamus Junior Member

    Joined: Oct 10, 2004 Messages: 118 Likes Received: 0
    1- I jack off almost every day

    2- I got a blojob from an obese woman that I met off the internet

    3- I smoke about 10 blunts a week, thats 2-3 a day, sometimes more

    4- Im concerned about my weight, and Im not fat at all, not skinny either.

    5- I dont know the times table "multiplication" by memory, never did, never will I guess

    6- I have been sitting on my ass all day, literally from the cpu to the tv and back and forth and to the car once

    7- Im real unfriendly to people I dont know, and even to people I know but dont really like
  2. 2 blaazed

    2 blaazed New Jack

    Joined: Jun 28, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 3

    KING BLING Guest

  4. T=E=A=S=E

    T=E=A=S=E Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 27, 2004 Messages: 3,271 Likes Received: 0

    horrible horrible horrrrrrrrrrrrrible threadola.
  5. iloveboxcars

    iloveboxcars 12oz Royalty

    Joined: Jul 29, 2002 Messages: 20,506 Likes Received: 450
    anything that i have done that is a secret is a secret for a reason.
  6. mackfatsoe

    mackfatsoe Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 6,532 Likes Received: 168
    I blew Emeril for a piece of lemon meringue pie.

    it was delicious.
  7. MOOGLE?

    MOOGLE? 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 23, 2000 Messages: 11,495 Likes Received: 502
    i pee in the shower every now and then.

    other than that ..boxcars is on the money with this topic
  8. LaCosaNostra

    LaCosaNostra Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 3, 2004 Messages: 2,191 Likes Received: 0
  9. why write?

    why write? Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 19, 2003 Messages: 5,859 Likes Received: 1
  10. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 2
    no doubt. If we told you, they wouldn't be secrets anymore.

    This thread should be "Confessions no one cares to hear about.:
  11. GucciCondom

    GucciCondom Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 29, 2003 Messages: 5,558 Likes Received: 168
    Haha I think Hippopotamus is my lost twin brother.

    -Smoke atleast 4 grams of nuggets a day
    -Beat off every day
    -Unfriendly to people I dont know, and an asshole a lot to my friends.
    -Honestly dont care about anyone in the world except myself and my immediate family
    -Will do whatever it takes to get ahead of you

    oh and I don't know the multiplication table either
    or my moms birthday date
    or anyone I knows birthday date for that matter

    Uhhm there is fucking tons..but I don't feel like typing for an hour.
  12. 2 blaazed

    2 blaazed New Jack

    Joined: Jun 28, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 3
    or u could call it.."Why you should think im cool"
  13. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    i trimmed my pubes yesterday.

    not really a secret, but i just thought i'd let you know that regardless of how dishevelled i look from the shoulders-up, everything's ender control from the waist-down. word
  14. Telo

    Telo Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 3, 2003 Messages: 4,164 Likes Received: 37
    Everything that is raunchy in life that i make a habit of, my friends pretty much know about..
  15. rental

    rental Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 1, 2001 Messages: 7,641 Likes Received: 2
    bahleted no. 2!!

    i think the hippo should have more secrets. did you know that in their natural environment, hippos dont talk?