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1- I jack off almost every day

 

2- I got a blojob from an obese woman that I met off the internet

 

3- I smoke about 10 blunts a week, thats 2-3 a day, sometimes more

 

4- Im concerned about my weight, and Im not fat at all, not skinny either.

 

5- I dont know the times table "multiplication" by memory, never did, never will I guess

 

6- I have been sitting on my ass all day, literally from the cpu to the tv and back and forth and to the car once

 

7- Im real unfriendly to people I dont know, and even to people I know but dont really like

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Guest KING BLING
Originally posted by Hippopotamus@Oct 24 2004, 04:00 PM

3- I smoke about 10 blunts a week, thats 2-3 a day, sometimes more

 

 

5- I dont know the times table "multiplication" by memory, never did, never will I guess

 

 

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Haha I think Hippopotamus is my lost twin brother.

 

-Smoke atleast 4 grams of nuggets a day

-Beat off every day

-Unfriendly to people I dont know, and an asshole a lot to my friends.

-Honestly dont care about anyone in the world except myself and my immediate family

-Will do whatever it takes to get ahead of you

 

oh and I don't know the multiplication table either

or my moms birthday date

or anyone I knows birthday date for that matter

 

Uhhm there is fucking tons..but I don't feel like typing for an hour.

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i gave joe a beer enema wait thats not a secert everyone knows about that, hey joe you on here i cant belive you drank the rest of that beer from the bottle that was in your ass...

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Originally posted by rental@Oct 24 2004, 08:15 PM

i think the hippo should have more secrets.

Yes.

 

I don't need to know about this person's masturbatory habits, nor does anyone on here need to know about mine. However, at least I know the mulitplication tables. That's some grade school shit right there.

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Originally posted by Nekro@Oct 25 2004, 03:52 AM

I don't need to know about this person's masturbatory habits, nor does anyone on here need to know about mine.

 

Case closed.

 

Stupid thread.

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Originally posted by rental@Oct 25 2004, 11:15 AM

bahleted no. 2!!

 

 

i think the hippo should have more secrets. did you know that in their natural environment, hippos dont talk?

 

I have a secret, and near-uncontrolable urge to cuddle with rental. I barely e-know her, let alone actually know her. But for some reason the urge to cuddle in strong.

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Originally posted by Hippopotamus@Oct 24 2004, 07:00 PM

1- I jack off almost every day

 

2- I got a blojob from an obese woman that I met off the internet

 

3- I smoke about 10 blunts a week, thats 2-3 a day, sometimes more

 

4- Im concerned about my weight, and Im not fat at all, not skinny either.

 

5- I dont know the times table "multiplication" by memory, never did, never will I guess

 

6- I have been sitting on my ass all day, literally from the cpu to the tv and back and forth and to the car once

 

7- Im real unfriendly to people I dont know, and even to people I know but dont really like

 

 

I CAN RELATE TO EVERYTHING HERE.

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I''ve never done anything I'm ashamed of... all my people know all my secrets, shameful scenarios, and faults.

 

Hmm... I used to spy on this one chick changing/showering when I was in 9th grade (she was a neighbor)... then in 10th grade we ended up dating. I told her, she didn't care/was slightly aroused by it.

 

That's about the most 'shameful' thing I've ever done. Don't act like you hacks never snuck a peek.

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