Ape Shit Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 So I've only been working at this restaurant for about a month now, but apparently all the waitstaff organize a secret santa thing every year. Honestly, I don't like anyone that I work with really, and now I have to give a gift to one of the dudes. It's a 20 dollar limit too, which, in my opinion, is too much to spend on someone I don't give a shit about. Also, the dude is gay. So with 20 dollars, what do I buy a gay dude for his secret santa present? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyD Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 flashing dildo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING BLING Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 buy the absolute cheapest DVD you can find at Target or whatever - like a $5 one.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 Steal him something, then sell whatever you get. Make money money make money money money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hulk hogan Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 oh behave! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 Get him a bible.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.C.Shadow Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.C.Shadow Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 Then tell him to go fuck himself :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 Regift a lable maker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DREDZ Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 ...man, on the reals, i loathe these types of fake-ass workplace celebrations...i gots no love for that secret santa shit, pot lucks, in office birthday celebrations, pizza parties, all that bullshit gets the anus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nozaki Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 Originally posted by ODS-1@Dec 3 2005, 05:25 PM Regift a lable maker. Quoted post seinfeld is relatable to almost any thread in chanel zero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nozaki Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 ps get him a 20 dollar gift certificate to the place you work at Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 just get him a book. not one with a gay theme though. just a regular book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 subscription to playboy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beardofzeus Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 Get him a dradle and say you dont celebrate christmas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 Originally posted by nozaki+Dec 3 2005, 10:40 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (nozaki - Dec 3 2005, 10:40 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>ps get him a 20 dollar gift certificate to the place you work at Quoted post [/b] <!--QuoteBegin-beardofzeus@Dec 3 2005, 11:16 PM Get him a dradle and say you dont celebrate christmas Quoted post :haha: :haha: :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 give him some doctor phil tapes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hulk hogan Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 extra creamy egg nogg. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Miller Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 do what my old man does every x-mas. give the least amount of cash you can give straight out of your wallet, and make sure to let him know you didn't want to give him anything in the first place. last year i got 20 bucks. cha-ching Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 shave off all of your body hair. then shave a teddy bear and glue all of your pubes/pit hair/etc to it. If you really want to get classy you could fill the bear with something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Miller Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 fill it with aids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 and broken glass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack McCoy Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 Secret Santa at a restaurant? Last year at my job I got my co-worker the Ciara CD. She loved it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigantic Jug Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 madonnas greatest hits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sillysiphilis Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 Originally posted by nozaki+Dec 3 2005, 05:39 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (nozaki - Dec 3 2005, 05:39 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-ODS-1@Dec 3 2005, 05:25 PM Regift a lable maker. Quoted post seinfeld is relatable to almost any thread in chanel zero. Quoted post [/b] I can steer any conversation into a Seinfeld reference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avancier Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 Get this nigga a butt plug and a can of tuna fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Miller Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 Originally posted by Jack McCoy@Dec 3 2005, 09:13 PM Secret Santa at a restaurant? Last year at my job I got my co-worker the Ciara CD. She loved it. Quoted post clearly you worked with a moron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Miller Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 yup it's the alcohol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 Give him one of your enemies phone numbers. That could play out interestingly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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