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SECRET IS OVULATING AND SHE'S ANNOYED.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Secret, Dec 2, 2001.

  1. Secret

    Secret Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 20, 2000 Messages: 3,169 Likes Received: 0
    So I come home for a long weekend of getting drunk, partying, and passing out to porn, I come to good ol' 12ozProphet for some rest and relaxation. The flicks on The Bench are always good, but soon as I come to Channel Zero all see is...

    COMPLAINTS!

    "Marcia! Marcia! Marcia!" Jan Brady would say.
     
  2. dr. frink one

    dr. frink one Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 7, 2001 Messages: 3,638 Likes Received: 1
    i have no complaints....
    i love you
     
  3. hahaha, i'll second
     
  4. -Rage-

    -Rage- 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 10,006 Likes Received: 28
    Make that three...

    :love:
     
  5. metallix

    metallix Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 7, 2001 Messages: 2,955 Likes Received: 1
  6. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    i have a crush on you!!!

    sorry,im just a puppy dog.:love2:
    im having a bad day too. i need a hug....
    cheer up sistah:mexican:
     
  7. Rhubarb

    Rhubarb Guest

    i don't know you at all. i won't tell you i love you. i never complain on the internet since it is pointless. hope you get over you period.
     
  8. Tyler Durden

    Tyler Durden Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 18, 2001 Messages: 5,263 Likes Received: 40
    one time, this kid i used to be friends with (key words: used to...) fucked his 15 year old girlfriend in the ass cause she was on her period.

    have a nice day.
     
  9. Secret

    Secret Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 20, 2000 Messages: 3,169 Likes Received: 0
    Quick scientifical fact: OVULATION does not mean MENSTRUATION.

    Ovulation occurs 14 days after your period. It's when an egg is released from the fallopion tube and it has 24 hours to be fertilized.
     
  10. dr. frink one

    dr. frink one Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 7, 2001 Messages: 3,638 Likes Received: 1
    secret....i wait for one of your topics....shower you with affection....reply first....start a chain of complements....
    and the kid that gets agknowledges is the one that thought ovulation was the same as a period....
    frink feels regected....
    frink is going out now.
     
  11. boogie hands

    boogie hands 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 15, 2001 Messages: 16,059 Likes Received: 13
    passing out to porn....that is incredibly sexy....i mean that
     
  12. fr8lover

    fr8lover Guest

    too much information file, secret.

    http://www.housing.wisc.edu/dsystem/datasystrain/graphics/File%20Cabinet%20-%20Organized%202.jpg'>

    i think channel zero is definetely complaint hq, though...
     
  13. This picture is called cheerup.jpg

    http://www.seniority.co.uk/SenImg/fg/cheerup.jpg'>

    If there's anything else I can do to keep your mood up, let me know. Beer,

    El Mamerro
     
  14. smeoo

    smeoo Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 13, 2001 Messages: 2,191 Likes Received: 0
    oh look it's lunch time...i'll have two eggs over easy hold the placenta thanks...
     
  15. rent-a-placenta?
     
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