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Gamblers vs. White Catsle vs. Vagina

 

so this once in a while girl calls and asks right away if my gf is back from vacation. i tell her she is not back yet. so girl is like well im just sitting here having a glass of wine if you want to come over. i told her i am washing clothes right now. i am. she says well come by whenever. after i digest these 10 white castles and pary for no ultra farts i am going by, oh yes, i am going by.

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good luck yo.

 

 

I was at this house party on thursday night, started on a liter of mount gay rum at around 11:30, finished it at 7:30 am, then got home at 8 and slept til two.

 

I was still so drunk when i woke up that i though to myself "Why waste all the alcohol that is still in me, when i can put it to good use?"

 

So i grabbed my best friend, ate 1 dozen wings and a buffalo chicken wrap. At 6:30pm, we started on three large bottles of red, then meandered around alphabet city for 3 hours getting shithoused.

 

what does all this have to do with farting?

 

i'll tell you what it has to do with farting.

 

 

 

My friend's brothers band was playing at this bar in brooklyn. I invited my girlfriend to come, so she drove in from jersey with a friend in tow and picked us up around 10:30

 

From the combo of red wine/wings/the previous night of drinking, my farts were literally fucking lethal.

 

This was the first night i was introduced to her friend, but i was so drunk that i was just letting myself pass these fucking horrendous smelling farts in a 2 door sports car.

 

You know how you like/enjoy/can stand the smell of your own farts?

 

These farts were un-fucking bearable even to me.

 

Anyway the band was great and my boy just got ass naked in this bar across the street for no reason. He got thrown out and we made our escape into the getaway car.

 

fuck me.

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