T.T Boy Posted July 2, 2004 Share Posted July 2, 2004 so we just kidnapped a scorpion from my house_workplace. we jave a scorpion, im hammered and we have a reallive ass scopion. motherfucker this things is so badass. im from canada we have no scorpions there word Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted July 2, 2004 Share Posted July 2, 2004 Please describe the scorpion in terms of size, color, claw size, and tail thickness. I've had scorpions before and would like to venture a guess at what kind it is. You're in Europe right now, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted July 2, 2004 Share Posted July 2, 2004 http://www.doupe.cz/vaulty/mortalkombat/galery/chars/scorp/b2.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneeightyone Posted July 2, 2004 Share Posted July 2, 2004 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Thats my motherfucking hero. If you can put Mike Tyson and Scorpion together, that would be the badass mofugga. ...and sabu, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
destroya Posted July 2, 2004 Share Posted July 2, 2004 Originally posted by oneeightyone ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Thats my motherfucking hero. If you can put Mike Tyson and Scorpion together, that would be the badass mofugga. ...and sabu, sabu used to be my favorite wrestler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i11igul Posted July 2, 2004 Share Posted July 2, 2004 does this spell drunken fear-factor for anyone else? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted July 2, 2004 Share Posted July 2, 2004 you need to trap a second, so you can fight them for money. I'd expect you to be on top of this already...shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted July 2, 2004 Share Posted July 2, 2004 Without pictures this thread has been rendered useless until further notice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted July 2, 2004 Share Posted July 2, 2004 kidnapped? will there be a ransom note> when i lived in colorado we found a black widow in our house once. we caught it and kept in as a pet in a jar for a bit. one day i was trying to put a fly in the jar to feed him and he rushed toward the top, freaked me out, i dropped the jar and had to crush the poor guy b/c he was making a break for under the couch... so don't do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted July 2, 2004 Share Posted July 2, 2004 hahaha. fucking awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted July 2, 2004 Share Posted July 2, 2004 http://www.year01.com/issue9/shit.jpg'> Sweet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted July 2, 2004 Share Posted July 2, 2004 i thought you were chillin with 80's metallers scorpion. oh well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted July 2, 2004 Share Posted July 2, 2004 Give it up bucko. Not only do we not want to see your random pictures but your threads are horrible too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted July 2, 2004 Share Posted July 2, 2004 Originally posted by ese you need to trap a second, so you can fight them for money. I'd expect you to be on top of this already...shit. When fighting small animals the best way to handicap them is to measure the weights and use the proportional weight as a guideline. Then you have to account somewhat for how activity and if one has substantially bigger claws etc... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted July 2, 2004 Share Posted July 2, 2004 http://www.kak.ru/images/archive/15/ierogliph/stamp15.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted July 2, 2004 Author Share Posted July 2, 2004 mams: the scorpion wasnt so big, now that ive sobered up. it was say and inch and a half long, with much larger claws than anything else on its body. its was a brownish colour, but seemed to get darker when it got pissed off. im in italy, so if your regional scorpion knowledge is on point you may have guessed it already. ese: we tried to find another, or a spider, but we did not, finding one was cool enough. sorry no pics as of yet, the guys took some but im nor sure if theyre uploaded. id also like to note my huge paranoia of bugs, and how my friends pretended to drop the glass and break it next to my bare feet. witha false scorpion made of ape inside it for extra fear factor. and then we had the idea to light it on fire and do a shooter of flaming scorpion with whisky. but it was released. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted July 2, 2004 Share Posted July 2, 2004 A shooter of flaming scorpion would have been THE gangsterest shit I've ever heard in my life. You should have done it. Anyways, you had probably caught an Euscorpius italicus: http://melkor.unibe.ch:8080/philnat/benjamin.gantenbein.1/resources/ITALICUS.JPG'> "This species is often associated with relatively dry stone walls of houses where it inhabits crevices. E. italicus is found in Italy and Switzerland. This thermophilic species is endangered in Switzerland because of the reduction of dry habitats due to succesion and due to the disappearing of natural stone walls." Or an Euscorpius flavicus: http://melkor.unibe.ch:8080/philnat/benjamin.gantenbein.1/resources/Flavi.JPG'> "This species occurs in the South of France and in Northern Italy. It occurs from 0-500 m altitude." Either way, they're pretty much harmless, and you should have drunk it. Don't miss the opportunity if you catch one again. In related news, there's an article on this month's National Geographic on camel spiders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted July 2, 2004 Share Posted July 2, 2004 awesome...I just saw a bunch of scorpions this past weekend. my favorite: http://www.seaworld.org/animal-info/animal-bytes/spooky-safari/images/scorpion.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted July 2, 2004 Share Posted July 2, 2004 ^Yeah, I had two of those for a while. They were pretty rad, I kinda miss them (especially putting them on sleeping people's chests and then waking them up)... might have to go get another pair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted July 2, 2004 Share Posted July 2, 2004 i never have seen a scorpian myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panic Posted July 2, 2004 Share Posted July 2, 2004 i hate to reiderate myself, since i'v already said this in seekings thread. but hot damn, get some blacklights and get another one so you can watch em' fight whilst glowing! its fun. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted July 2, 2004 Share Posted July 2, 2004 http://www.kak.ru/images/archive/15/ierogliph/tm22.jpg'> When I read the title of this thread, I thought it was glorifying Scorpion from Mortal Kombat. Saying like "SCORPIAN IS IN THE HOUSE!" like "SCORPION IS AWESOME!". At first I was disappointed, but not so much anymore. Scorpions are amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 2, 2004 Share Posted July 2, 2004 + NOT SCORPION + Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted July 2, 2004 Share Posted July 2, 2004 Originally posted by <KEY3> + NOT SCORPION + brilliant idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 2, 2004 Share Posted July 2, 2004 you sure do like them scorpions! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted July 2, 2004 Share Posted July 2, 2004 Originally posted by El Mamerro In related news, there's an article on this month's National Geographic on camel spiders. I read that. Which movie is it that those guys arm wrestle with a scorpion on either side? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted July 2, 2004 Share Posted July 2, 2004 Stinger: The Story of Scorpion Arm Wrestling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted July 3, 2004 Author Share Posted July 3, 2004 yeah mams, that was it except it was slightly lighter, i guess a tannish gray colour. now that i know a flaming scorpion shooter is possible i may have to do one. i was pretty stoked on seeing a real live scorpion, i mean, there are too many where i grew up, but watching it get pissed and defend itself was awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teh0wnz Posted July 3, 2004 Share Posted July 3, 2004 Originally posted by El Mamerro ^Yeah, I had two of those for a while. They were pretty rad, I kinda miss them (especially putting them on sleeping people's chests and then waking them up)... might have to go get another pair. Emperor Scorpion? Hey man, I live in Texas, and we've got those yellow colored ones that are litteraly DEADLY.... and they're small.... those and there's a handful of other species that inhabit this southern region. My step bro (the one with the dreadlocks) used to sleep on the floor in my room when he first moved in with us..... one night, he was laying there, and I had just walked in the room, and it looked like he was scratching his stomache, and in about one second flat, he went from laying down scratching, to standing up dancing and screaming like a little nancy school girl. Sure enough, this scorpion drops on the ground, it had stung the dickens out of him and he had this big red welt on his stomache for like a week. HahAHAHH not funny. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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