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Scientist Burns Penis with Hot Laptop

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by ETHREADZNY, Nov 22, 2002.

  1. ETHREADZNY

    ETHREADZNY Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 11, 2002 Messages: 3,129 Likes Received: 4
    LONDON (Reuters) - Laptops have always been a hot item but a 50-year-old scientist didn't realize to what extent until he burned his penis.

    The previously healthy father of two remembered feeling a burning sensation after he had been writing a report at home for about an hour with the computer on his lap.

    He noticed a redness and irritation the following day but it wasn't until he was examined by a doctor that he realized how much damage had been done.

    "The ventral part of his scrotal skin had turned red, and there was a blister with a diameter of about two centimeters (0.8 inches)," Claes-Gorn Ostenson, of the Karolinska Institute in Sweden, wrote in a letter published in The Lancet medical journal on Friday.

    Two days later, the blisters broke and the wounds became infected and then crusted but after about a week the unidentified scientist was "healing quite rapidly."

    Ostenson noted that the computer manual did warn against operating it directly on exposed skin but said the patient had lap burns even though he had been wearing trousers and underpants.

    "This...story should be taken as a serious warning against use of a laptop in a literal sense," he added.
     
  2. nomadawhat

    nomadawhat Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 24, 2001 Messages: 5,001 Likes Received: 2
    "Two days later, the blisters broke and the wounds became infected and then crusted but after about a week the unidentified scientist was "healing quite rapidly."


    that ain't from no laptop.... quick thinking to throw off the wifey.
     
  3. Just Like Me

    Just Like Me Guest

    AHAHAHAHAHA what a retard
     
  4. me IS cool

    me IS cool Guest

    Hell yeah those muthafuckas get hot. I got me one of those Titanium G4's and they are made of a metal..boy oh boy they get hot! I usually keep two or three 11x17 blackbooks underneath the laptop and I'm good to go.
     
  5. dahighlifdhl

    dahighlifdhl Senior Member

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  6. wrkr

    wrkr Member

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    apples all in one titanium oven.
     
  7. BluntedMonky

    BluntedMonky New Jack

    Joined: May 13, 2002 Messages: 56 Likes Received: 0
    hes 50!!!!........get it:rolleyes:
     
  8. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    was he writing this report nekkid?
     
  9. dahighlifdhl

    dahighlifdhl Senior Member

    Joined: May 4, 2002 Messages: 1,430 Likes Received: 0

    oh i get it now
     
  10. FourOneTwo

    FourOneTwo Member

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    He was just happy to have some type of sensation down there.
     
  11. footsoldier

    footsoldier Senior Member

    Joined: May 23, 2000 Messages: 1,885 Likes Received: 2
    heres how this all actually went down..dude was looking at porn on the net and beating off when his wife came in and he went to close the laptop quick slaming it into the computer...his wife stayed inteh basement for 1 hour doing laundry while he had to sit there with his doink in a computer geting burnt to pieces..his wife finally left..he finished beating it. the end.

    note:i just made this up
     
  12. WhAt_dA_fUcK

    WhAt_dA_fUcK Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 30, 2002 Messages: 1,149 Likes Received: 0
    fool was naked doin his report though cuz his pants would have been a big ass help??
     
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