ETHREADZNY Posted November 22, 2002 Share Posted November 22, 2002 LONDON (Reuters) - Laptops have always been a hot item but a 50-year-old scientist didn't realize to what extent until he burned his penis. The previously healthy father of two remembered feeling a burning sensation after he had been writing a report at home for about an hour with the computer on his lap. He noticed a redness and irritation the following day but it wasn't until he was examined by a doctor that he realized how much damage had been done. "The ventral part of his scrotal skin had turned red, and there was a blister with a diameter of about two centimeters (0.8 inches)," Claes-Gorn Ostenson, of the Karolinska Institute in Sweden, wrote in a letter published in The Lancet medical journal on Friday. Two days later, the blisters broke and the wounds became infected and then crusted but after about a week the unidentified scientist was "healing quite rapidly." Ostenson noted that the computer manual did warn against operating it directly on exposed skin but said the patient had lap burns even though he had been wearing trousers and underpants. "This...story should be taken as a serious warning against use of a laptop in a literal sense," he added. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted November 22, 2002 Share Posted November 22, 2002 "Two days later, the blisters broke and the wounds became infected and then crusted but after about a week the unidentified scientist was "healing quite rapidly." that ain't from no laptop.... quick thinking to throw off the wifey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Just Like Me Posted November 22, 2002 Share Posted November 22, 2002 AHAHAHAHAHA what a retard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest me IS cool Posted November 22, 2002 Share Posted November 22, 2002 Hell yeah those muthafuckas get hot. I got me one of those Titanium G4's and they are made of a metal..boy oh boy they get hot! I usually keep two or three 11x17 blackbooks underneath the laptop and I'm good to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dahighlifdhl Posted November 23, 2002 Share Posted November 23, 2002 HE HADNT NOTICED:confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrkr Posted November 23, 2002 Share Posted November 23, 2002 Originally posted by me IS cool Hell yeah those muthafuckas get hot. I got me one of those Titanium G4's and they are made of a metal..boy oh boy they get hot! I usually keep two or three 11x17 blackbooks underneath the laptop and I'm good to go. apples all in one titanium oven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluntedMonky Posted November 23, 2002 Share Posted November 23, 2002 Originally posted by dahighlifdhl HE HADNT NOTICED:confused: hes 50!!!!........get it:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted November 23, 2002 Share Posted November 23, 2002 was he writing this report nekkid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dahighlifdhl Posted November 23, 2002 Share Posted November 23, 2002 Originally posted by most_blunted hes 50!!!!........get it oh i get it now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FourOneTwo Posted November 23, 2002 Share Posted November 23, 2002 He was just happy to have some type of sensation down there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footsoldier Posted November 23, 2002 Share Posted November 23, 2002 heres how this all actually went down..dude was looking at porn on the net and beating off when his wife came in and he went to close the laptop quick slaming it into the computer...his wife stayed inteh basement for 1 hour doing laundry while he had to sit there with his doink in a computer geting burnt to pieces..his wife finally left..he finished beating it. the end. note:i just made this up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhAt_dA_fUcK Posted November 23, 2002 Share Posted November 23, 2002 fool was naked doin his report though cuz his pants would have been a big ass help?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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