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Scams And Replies (Junk Mail revenge)

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by casekonly, Sep 25, 2004.

  1. casekonly

    casekonly Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 6, 2002 Messages: 8,264 Likes Received: 5
    so, i got this email and i replied to it....i think this might be fun!

    __________________________________

    --- HENRIETTA HEN <henriettahen99@yahoo.com> wrote:

    > Dear,
    >
    > I am Miss Henrietta Hen, the only child of late
    > Mr IDOMA HEN of ivory coast.
    > My father before his death was the managing director
    > of HenIdoma holdings,west africa,limited .
    > I came to know of you in my search for a reliable
    > and
    > reputable institution/person who can handle a very
    > strictly
    > and confidential transaction which involves a
    > reasonable
    > sum of money.
    > I need your urgent assistance to move the sum of
    > $4.5 million (four.five million American dollars)
    > that
    > was kept in a security company in europe by my late
    > father , with my name Miss Henrietta Hen as the next
    > of kin
    > I have concluded to go into investment with it
    > that
    > is why
    > i am soliciting for your help in removing the
    > fund from security company in Europe.
    > I need you to be my foreign partner in this project
    > so as to assist me in concluding all arrangements
    > with
    > the company on how to move the fund to your account
    > for investments.
    > I can not travel to Europe now due to the fact that
    > my travelling documents was seized by my fathers
    > relatives because they are scrambling for his wealth
    > too.
    > I want to place the fund in a very good business in
    > your country under your care for 3 years for
    > investment purpose but our profit will be shared
    > annually,70%for me and 30% for you.
    > Be also informed that it is risk free as I have
    > all
    > the original documents from the security company in
    > Europe.
    > Please note that it is vitally important that you
    > accord this business the utmost secrecy and
    > confidentiality it deserves.
    > As I look forward to your immediately
    > response. Please feel free to ask questions
    > if need be as they will be answered accordingly.
    > Best regards,
    > Henrietta Hen

    __________________________________

    My repsonse
    _________________________________

    Dearest Henrietta,
    I am very pleased to be receiving your email. On behalf of the rebel faction known as "La vida Punta"
    I am pleased to say that we could use the funding to buy more alligators so that our children do not outnumber our adults.

    You see, we have been feeding our two village alligators all of our newborns for the past three years because we cannot afford to raise them and become the rebel faction that our God has entitled my people to be.

    My people are starving and we ate the two village alligators. It was one large feast! but now our women are pregnant once more and we have no allugators. :(

    This money will help us greatly. Please send me further details as to what i need to do.

    Sincerely,
    Adolf Oliver Nipple
    Sr. Officer in charge of Alligators
    ____________________________________

    i sincerely recommend everyone reply to bullshit scams like this...
     
  2. S@T@N

    S@T@N Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 15, 2002 Messages: 1,998 Likes Received: 0
    hahaha... excellent. I don't mess around with them as much as I mess
    around with junk mail in real life. it's awesome.
     
  3. ODS-1

    ODS-1 Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 21, 2003 Messages: 3,575 Likes Received: 0
    Someone I know got one of those, the lady's "name" was mary jane kuma. People who fall for that shit are so dumb.
     
  4. casekonly

    casekonly Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 6, 2002 Messages: 8,264 Likes Received: 5
    haha. haven't ever fucked with "real" junk mail. the emails are more fun...

    i replied to one email about some prescription drugs the other day...the email was "are you tired of getting ripped off for drugs"

    i guess you can imagine what i wrote back.
     
  5. casekonly

    casekonly Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 6, 2002 Messages: 8,264 Likes Received: 5

    haha. yeah. but it's fun replying to them...i hope "henrietta hen" writes back...
     
  6. casekonly

    casekonly Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 6, 2002 Messages: 8,264 Likes Received: 5
    DEAR SIR/MADAM,
    >
    >
    >
    > RESULTS FOR CATEGORY "A" DRAWS
    > Congratulations to you as we bring to your notice,
    > the
    > results of the Category "A" draws of UNIPAL LOTTERY
    > Netherland.
    >
    > We are happy to inform you that you have
    > emerged a winner under the Third Category, which is
    > part of our promotional draws. The draws were held
    > on
    > the 23rd September 2004 and results were officially
    > announced after the draws.Participants were
    > selected through a computer ballot system drawn from
    > 4,000,000 names/email addresses of individuals and
    > companies from Africa, America, Asia, Australia,
    > Canada, Europe, Middle East, and New Zealand as part
    > of our International Promotions Program.
    >
    > You/Your company, attached to ticket number
    > 3344/6181-44, with serial number 72-76 drew the
    > lucky
    > numbers 19, 21, 25, 30, 41, 54 (44), and
    > consequently
    > won in the Category "A".
    >
    > You have therefore been awarded a lump sum pay out
    > of
    > 1,500,000.00 (One Million Five Hundred Thousand
    > United state dollars) in cash, which is the winning
    > payout for Category "A" winners. This is from the
    > total prize money of 13,000,000.00 shared among the
    > 2 international winners in this category.
    >
    > CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!
    >
    > In your best interest and also to avoid mix up of
    > numbers and names of any
    > kind, we request that you keep the entiredetails of
    > your award strictly
    > from public notice until the process of transferring
    > your claims has been
    > completed and your funds remitted to your
    > account.This is part of our security
    > protocol to avoid double
    > claiming or unscrupulous acts by
    > participants/nonparticipants of this program.
    >
    >
    > We also wish to bring to your notice our mid year
    > (2004) high stakes where
    > you stand a chance of winning up to 40.Million we
    > hope that with a part
    > of your prize you will participate.
    >
    > Please contact your claims agent immediately, to
    > begin your claims process;
    >
    > MR.WILLIAM FRIJTERS
    >
    > CLAIM AGENT/VERIFYING HOUSE
    > UNIPAL LOTTO NETHERLAND
    > HOT LINE TEL:+31-612-462-654
    > FAX:+31-847-300-360
    > E-mail:williamfrijters@netscape.net
    >
    > For due processingand remittance of your prize money
    > to a designated account
    > of your choice.
    >
    > Remember you must contact your claim agent not later
    > than 2weeks. After
    > this date all funds will be returned as unclaimed.
    >
    > NOTE: For easy reference and identification,Find
    > below your reference and
    > Batch numbers.Note that you are to forward this
    > email to the the finance
    > firm in your first correspondence with them whether
    > by email or fax.
    >
    >
    > REFERENCE NUMBER: ULN/6191/111-02/04
    > BATCH NUMBER: 18211-TH
    >
    >
    > Congratulations once again from all our staff and
    > thank you for being part
    > of our promotions program.
    >
    > Sincerely,
    >
    > THE LOTTERY COORDINATOR,
    > UNIPAL LOTTERY NETHERLAND.
    >
    > N.B. Any breach of confidentiality on the part of
    > the winners will result
    > to disqualification. Please do not reply to this
    > mail. Contact your claims
    > agent.

    ____________________________________


    dear sir,
    as soon as i saw your email notifying me that i had won, i called my entire family in puerto rico and let them know that i can now afford to bring them to the u.s.

    but then i read further in your email and discovered that i had breached my contract, so now i must do the honorable thing and end my life.

    it saddens me that sucha glorius day turned out so shitty.

    thank you very much,
    sincerely,
    jack meoff
     
  7. ODS-1

    ODS-1 Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 21, 2003 Messages: 3,575 Likes Received: 0
    It's funny how it's always made to look like some rich dudes wife who writes the emails.
     
  8. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
    I'm fucking hot shit. I'll kill your family.
     
  9. casekonly

    casekonly Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 6, 2002 Messages: 8,264 Likes Received: 5
    that's ok, i pooped in your sink.
     
  10. Casual T.

    Casual T. Member

    Joined: Sep 19, 2004 Messages: 269 Likes Received: 0
    --- sandra robert <sandrarobert2004@yahoo.co.uk>
    wrote:

    >
    > Hi ,
    > I have the feeling that this piece of mail will
    > reach you in a perfect state of mind and in a better
    > healthy codition. While searching through the net, I
    > came accross your contact address and decided to
    > contact you. I believe and also have the feeling
    > that in todays world, neither race, nationality nor
    > religion will any longer posse a barrier to
    > male/female relationships.
    > Although, we do not know each other well but I will
    > really like to have you as a friend or pen pal if
    > that is better for you.I am a single lady of 25years
    > old, currently studying international relations at
    > the University of California Los Angeles (UCLA), a
    > citizen of the United States of America residing in
    > Los Angeles with my parents, brothers and sisters.
    > Presently, I am doing my final year in the
    > University and so ancious to graduate from the
    > University into the free world.I hope to hear from
    > you soon,
    > I also look forward to receive some information
    > concerning you, your family, country and even your
    > personal life experiences. This will give us the
    > opportunity of knowing each other better and be able
    > to understand ourselves more. May God bless you as I
    > wait to hear from you soon through this email
    > address.
    >
    >
    > Thanks.
    >
    >
    > Yours Love,
    >
    >
    > sandra robert
    >

    Dear Sandra Robert,

    I was so pleased to receive your letter. I'm
    originally from the Eskimo regions along the northern
    Alaska/Canada border. My family migrated here 100
    years ago to California in search of Bazooka Joe and
    Darryl Strawberry. So far I have accomplished many
    things in life; I now own my own igloo and hope to own
    more. Would like to hear from you soon.

    Love,
    Carl Winslow
     
  11. seven.13

    seven.13 Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Oct 5, 2000 Messages: 3,572 Likes Received: 19
    take junk mail, insert into postage paid envelopes supplied by time magazine, bmg music etc, mail away.
     
  12. casekonly

    casekonly Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 6, 2002 Messages: 8,264 Likes Received: 5
    thanks ink lunatic....haha, that sonds fun.
     
  13. GayLordRob

    GayLordRob New Jack

    Joined: Jun 28, 2004 Messages: 27 Likes Received: 0
    i found this funny.. i was looking threw my spam mail and was sent this "dell computer" offer


    http://www.bststt.com/images/xyz/3177.gif'>

    but then i checked the e-mail adress and relised it was


    >Dai1yLSDirect@[url=http://www.bststt.com]www.bststt.com[/url]


    that looked fake, so i decided to change up the url digits of it. and came up with this



    [img]http://www.bststt.com/images/xyz/3147.gif'>


    and some others. funny
     
  14. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
  15. casekonly

    casekonly Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 6, 2002 Messages: 8,264 Likes Received: 5
    > Dear,
    > Infact, I really have to appreciate you for your
    > concern towards humanity and your sincere readiness
    > to
    > assist me in this tempting period.GOD, almighty will
    > continue to bless and prosper you and your entire
    > family.I am writing this mail from broken heart
    > believing that GOD will use you mightily to help me.
    > My watch word is sincerity and trust and that is why
    > i
    > want you to believe everything i tell you and open
    > your heart for me so that everything will work out
    > smoothly.
    >
    > There is no risk involved in this transaction
    > because
    > the fund was genuinely deposited by my late father.
    > Please all this transaction requires is
    > confidentiality.Please keep it to yourself until
    > everything materialises and please note that any
    > betrayal will be injurious to me ,so treat me like
    > your relative.please forward the following
    > information
    > to enable mr prepare a letter of authority in your
    > name for the claim of fund.
    >
    > NAME...................................................................
    > PRIVATE TELEPHONE
    > NUMBER.............................................
    >
    > FAX
    > NUMBER.............................................
    >
    > Hoping to hear from you soonest
    > Herietta Hen.
    >
    >
    > NOTE.You have no fear to worry in this transaction
    > as
    > the fund was duly deposited in the security company
    > by
    > my late father.
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > _______________________________


    Dearest Henrietta,
    I have spoken to the leaders of my tribe and let them know that God Almighty has brought us a gift of hope for our people.

    If we are to purchse two more alligators to feed the bastard children of our faction to, then we must follow through with this.

    I moved to these United States in hopes of propsering for my people, making a little spending cash, and drinking a 40 ounce of malt liquor with my boys on the corner like the great one "Ice Cube", but whoe, times are tough, and these crackers just wnat to keep a brother down.

    If I am to trust you, you must tell me more about yourself, for i am very distrusting of others because our rebel faction has been placed in great harm by outsiders trying to get up in my ho's ass.

    Sincerely,
    Adolf Oliver Nipple
     
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