shameless self promotion Posted March 12, 2006 Share Posted March 12, 2006 Get alittle action in. Just got some new shoes. Step out of my car, and into a huge pile of dogshit. Ive been trying to clean them for the last half hour, but its useless, the white sidewalls on them are stained brown almost up to the calf. If I see the douche bag that owns the rot upstairs Im going to punch him in the fucking face. Better yet, Im probably going to leave him a present under the handle of his car door. I hate it when people let their dogs shit everywhere and dont clean it up. Who lets their dog shit in the middle of the parking lot?? :hatred: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunTimePartyTeam Posted March 12, 2006 Share Posted March 12, 2006 Yeah, dog shit stinks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted March 12, 2006 Share Posted March 12, 2006 smear profanities with your shit covered hands on his door Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted March 12, 2006 Share Posted March 12, 2006 mcsalad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted March 12, 2006 Share Posted March 12, 2006 i feel for you! i just played basketball in a court surrounded by mud and got my jordans narsty! :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted March 12, 2006 Share Posted March 12, 2006 My shoe fell off in front of a big family exiting a recital hall tonight, as I was trying to climb up a steep incline. and my socks are dirty. dirty socks is a white man thing. I'm going nuts here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
destroya Posted March 12, 2006 Share Posted March 12, 2006 if you got the new jordans or the retro 14s, you did yourself a favor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted March 12, 2006 Share Posted March 12, 2006 eww no. i will try to find a picture of the ones i have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted March 12, 2006 Share Posted March 12, 2006 The new Jordans ain't bad, but fuck - the ad campaign is waaaaay too out of hand. and $280 dollars? shiiiit. I might grab them - idunno. but fuck these sneaker afficionados that have made Nike the coolest thing since sliced bread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING BLING Posted March 12, 2006 Share Posted March 12, 2006 Leave little pieces of meat <maybe beef jerky> around with laxatives stuck to them. Do this for the next few weeks, laugh at what will happen - but you might want to watch your step... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted March 12, 2006 Share Posted March 12, 2006 hire a gang to beat him up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted March 12, 2006 Share Posted March 12, 2006 ^^^ yeah get your gang to beat him up. two people i am acquainted with beat up eachother. funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted March 12, 2006 Share Posted March 12, 2006 take a shit on his doorstep, a BIG shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 12, 2006 Share Posted March 12, 2006 stepping in shit sucks...but so does stepping in gum on a hot day....and then dragging it into your car....fuck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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