steevo Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 so i was sitting in class thinking about the SAT i will be having to take soon. But its the new SAT with that wack essay kids have to write and then someone has to sit on their ass all day and grade them. then i thought why would they even add something as wack as writing an essay to the SAT. then i created a theory. its a government conspiracy. the government wants to reduce unemployment so they are paying people to read kids essays to give them something to do. Thats the only reason i can think of that they would torture poor kids like me in having to write an essay on the SAT.its all to reduce unemployment and create jobs, well thats what i think... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 Wow that title defies logic I'm not even gonna read this, I'll just reply. Saturdays are very real, especially when you don't have to work. In christain calendars its's the last day of the week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 Don't go to college after high school, wait until at least 5 years after you take your SATs, then apply to college and see how much they charge you to bring up your files from the archives. That's the real scam. :burn: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SF1 Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 SAT is actually a dope peicer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 I like essays... they are easy. But you have a point. Who the hell is going to read all that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meatlocker Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 The new SAT's are a lot harder than when I took mine, but it is a change for the better. The old one was easy provided you studied even a week before the test. Even with shoddy writing skills I got myself into college. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 What are you talking about? I had to write an essay on my SATs and that was about 6 years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 ^ i think youre talking about sat II's, he's just talking about the reg. sat's, which now have an essay section. but to mr. steevo, just fucking deal with it man. or don't. i don't care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 You should be complaining more about the fact that you're still in high school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 Essay's are easy.. Esay on the other hand isn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steevo Posted May 6, 2005 Author Share Posted May 6, 2005 nah. im not complaining, im simply suggesting a theory of why they added an essay. it sounded good to me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted May 7, 2005 Share Posted May 7, 2005 wow. you're retarded. do you really think they have unemployed people grading your fucking essays? no, clearly they don't. the people grading your essays are all very smart i'm sure. if i had to guess its mostly teachers and professors looking to make an extra buck or two. I know thats what they do on AP testing. But in all honesty, jesus christ. did you really think the government is hiring unemployed people to grade essays that make a serious impact on kid's future? i bet you're going to do reeeal well on that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted May 7, 2005 Share Posted May 7, 2005 Originally posted by Dirty_habiT@May 6 2005, 10:32 PM Essay's are easy.. Esay on the other hand isn't. Quoted post Haha. I used to go to highschool with that kid and painted a lot with him back in the day. He is cool as shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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