Frate_Raper Posted April 5, 2003 Share Posted April 5, 2003 Is it all over or just over here in Toronto/ gta? People are going retarded over this. This guy at my works cleaning up, they're saying stay home for 10 days if you feel sick.This guy calls in sick to work 3 TIMES A WEEK and has for ever.......now sluggers got SARS, last week he spraned his ankle, fell down the stairs and ate bad hamburger helper.He's 27 works part time at a shitty store and his dad was forced out because he got the aids AHAHAHAHAH...............man this guy rules! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldenglish Posted April 5, 2003 Share Posted April 5, 2003 its like aids except cooler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted April 5, 2003 Share Posted April 5, 2003 Take time to smell the roses. Inhale a bee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiseguy Posted April 5, 2003 Share Posted April 5, 2003 sarsparilla tastes awesome, like a liquorice drink, wonk seissua... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted April 5, 2003 Share Posted April 5, 2003 i told my homies i had sars, even thought i only had bronchitus(sp?). the lungs are now regrowing from the years of smoking.... muahahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted April 5, 2003 Share Posted April 5, 2003 I've been wondering how come all these flu's and stuff always originate in China or Asia. Anyone know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted April 5, 2003 Share Posted April 5, 2003 knows all sees all it was planted there?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted April 5, 2003 Share Posted April 5, 2003 we were just talking about this tonight with friends... i first heard about it when my mom's friends brother died of it in california, but he got it in new york. for some reason, i thought the news said that it was a sexually transmitted. i hear marijuana is a good defence against SARS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted April 5, 2003 Share Posted April 5, 2003 yeah thats what i was thinking, but i was thinking, how would a virus start? back in the day people used to believe that maggots and flies spawned from shit and old food. it took some guy with comon sence to show "them"; using jars (one open, one closed). does a disease spawn from the open jar?yes it does. closed jar? no it doesnt...flies cant get in. i guess that answered my question and backed up R. Heydrich's theory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted April 5, 2003 Share Posted April 5, 2003 About two weeks ago, I got on the plane to PR from La Guardia, NYC, after spending the night at the airport... Immediately upon sitting down on my seat I started feeling shitty... my nose started running, feverish, coughing, etc. I was really fucking scared. Thankfully it was just a bad cold coupled with a slight throat/chest infection. Hell, maybe I was getting the beginning stages of SARS, but I demolished it with an unorthodox and often warned-against combination of antibiotics and heavy alcohol ingestion. My pee looked and smelled like household cleaner for a week. Beer, El Mamerro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted April 5, 2003 Share Posted April 5, 2003 This shit is no joke. I have to go through Toronto on Monday. If you fuckers get me infected, I'll kill all of you..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TresOne Posted April 5, 2003 Share Posted April 5, 2003 Some douchebag at my school just went to visit his family in Japan, becuase like ALL of them have SARS. What a fucking genius, honestly. How do you develope that kind of mentality? "Hmm, my family's sick in an over-populated, under-medicated country where this fucking disease originated, so...i'll go visit 'em!" Now he wonders why he feels sick.. fucking idiot. Forcible quarantine, i say. Stay the fuck in yer house until you either Die, or get better. Try going outside and risk getting punched in the spine, and drop-kicked in the head. "it's not an epidemic... yet" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted April 5, 2003 Share Posted April 5, 2003 there is a break out in the bay area (california) as well. i thought i had it because i had all the flu symptoms, but apparently you need atleast 105 fever to just get tested for it. so yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted April 6, 2003 Share Posted April 6, 2003 ive got SARS :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted April 6, 2003 Share Posted April 6, 2003 Originally posted by krie ive got SARS :D How hilarious. :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyD Posted April 6, 2003 Share Posted April 6, 2003 Originally posted by TresOne Forcible quarantine, i say. Stay the fuck in yer house until you either Die, or get better. Try going outside and risk getting punched in the spine, and drop-kicked in the head. "it's not an epidemic... yet" That shit is fucking great. My new away message. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted April 6, 2003 Share Posted April 6, 2003 Originally posted by oldenglish its like aids except cooler. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA SARS is cool, everyone my age is getting it, if youre not youre lame! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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