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SARS what the fuck?

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Frate_Raper, Apr 5, 2003.

  1. Frate_Raper

    Frate_Raper Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 20, 2000 Messages: 7,973 Likes Received: 169
    Is it all over or just over here in Toronto/ gta? People are going retarded over this.

    This guy at my works cleaning up, they're saying stay home for 10 days if you feel sick.This guy calls in sick to work 3 TIMES A WEEK and has for ever.......now sluggers got SARS, last week he spraned his ankle, fell down the stairs and ate bad hamburger helper.He's 27 works part time at a shitty store and his dad was forced out because he got the aids AHAHAHAHAH...............man this guy rules!
  2. oldenglish

    oldenglish Banned

    Joined: Apr 3, 2003 Messages: 1,308 Likes Received: 0
    its like aids except cooler.
  3. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Administrator

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,136 Likes Received: 82
    Take time to smell the roses. Inhale a bee.
  4. wiseguy

    wiseguy Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 1, 2002 Messages: 2,543 Likes Received: 1
    sarsparilla tastes awesome, like a liquorice drink, wonk seissua...
  5. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 41
    i told my homies i had sars, even thought i only had bronchitus(sp?).

    the lungs are now regrowing from the years of smoking....
  6. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 12, 2001 Messages: 19,364 Likes Received: 299
    I've been wondering how come all these flu's and stuff always originate in China or Asia.

    Anyone know?
  7. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    knows all sees all

    it was planted there??
  8. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    we were just talking about this tonight with friends...
    i first heard about it when my mom's friends brother died of it in california, but he got it in new york.

    for some reason, i thought the news said that it was a sexually transmitted.

    i hear marijuana is a good defence against SARS.
  9. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    yeah thats what i was thinking, but i was thinking, how would a virus start?

    back in the day people used to believe that maggots and flies spawned from shit and old food. it took some guy with comon sence to show "them"; using jars (one open, one closed).

    does a disease spawn from the open jar?yes it does.
    closed jar? no it doesnt...flies cant get in.

    i guess that answered my question and backed up R. Heydrich's theory.
  10. About two weeks ago, I got on the plane to PR from La Guardia, NYC, after spending the night at the airport... Immediately upon sitting down on my seat I started feeling shitty... my nose started running, feverish, coughing, etc. I was really fucking scared.

    Thankfully it was just a bad cold coupled with a slight throat/chest infection. Hell, maybe I was getting the beginning stages of SARS, but I demolished it with an unorthodox and often warned-against combination of antibiotics and heavy alcohol ingestion. My pee looked and smelled like household cleaner for a week. Beer,

    El Mamerro
  11. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    This shit is no joke. I have to go through Toronto on Monday. If you fuckers get me infected, I'll kill all of you.....
  12. TresOne

    TresOne Guest

    Some douchebag at my school just went to visit his family in Japan, becuase like ALL of them have SARS. What a fucking genius, honestly. How do you develope that kind of mentality? "Hmm, my family's sick in an over-populated, under-medicated country where this fucking disease originated, so...i'll go visit 'em!"

    Now he wonders why he feels sick.. fucking idiot.

    Forcible quarantine, i say. Stay the fuck in yer house until you either Die, or get better. Try going outside and risk getting punched in the spine, and drop-kicked in the head.

    "it's not an epidemic... yet"
  13. iloveboxcars

    iloveboxcars 12oz Royalty

    Joined: Jul 29, 2002 Messages: 20,506 Likes Received: 450
    there is a break out in the bay area (california) as well. i thought i had it because i had all the flu symptoms, but apparently you need atleast 105 fever to just get tested for it. so yeah.
  14. krie

    krie Guest

    ive got SARS :D
  15. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    How hilarious.