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Santa is Osama?

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by artsol, Apr 22, 2002.

  1. artsol

    artsol Junior Member

    Joined: Apr 4, 2002 Messages: 201 Likes Received: 0
    Santa Claus and Osama Bin Laden
    (operating on the idea that Santa Claus is no longer the St. Nicholas of yore but rather a mystical entity monsterized into the Coca-Cola sponsor we see today and on the idea that Osama Bin Laden is a wind-up lovedoll and friend of the Bush Administration)

    Both lead influential 'theocratic' organizations /
    Both have incredibly extensive resources/
    Both have beards (that should be more than enough)/
    Both have been handed a great amount of responsibility with the American economy/
    Both are almost never seen/

    Merry Consumas and thank God for the war on terrorism
     
  2. blink_ATX

    blink_ATX Guest

    smoke crack, support terrorists.
     
  3. platapie

    platapie Guest

    dont ruin xmas for me.
     
  4. Santa Claus

    Santa Claus Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 23, 2000 Messages: 1,496 Likes Received: 0
  5. blink_ATX

    blink_ATX Guest

  6. platapie

    platapie Guest

    oh fo rfuck sakes. santa just told me it was true. fuck!
     
  7. ledzep

    ledzep Guest

    someone should have put an altered image by now
     
  8. -MOE LESTER-

    -MOE LESTER- Guest

     
  9. the shitz

    the shitz New Jack

    Joined: Apr 2, 2002 Messages: 64 Likes Received: 0
    dang ok i will show alterd pic of osama if someone will tell me how to add a pic
     
  10. FoReVeRpHLy

    FoReVeRpHLy Guest

    so does that make mrs clause mrs OSAMa or is there just some CRAAAAAAZY love fest goin down between he north pole and AFGANISTAN
     
  11. artsol

    artsol Junior Member

    Joined: Apr 4, 2002 Messages: 201 Likes Received: 0
    I can't divulge anymore information...I may have said too much already, time is getting short...the...the truth is in the corn.

    :dazed:
     
  12. platapie

    platapie Guest

    if osama has a slay and reigndeer ima be pisssed.
     
  13. SHELLTOES

    SHELLTOES Member

    Joined: Feb 25, 2002 Messages: 499 Likes Received: 0
    since theres a war on america, does that mean no gi joe this year?
     
  14. Santa Claus

    Santa Claus Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 23, 2000 Messages: 1,496 Likes Received: 0
    no, but i'll tell ya what, i'll leave a REAL dead soldier under your tree this year.
     
  15. -MOE LESTER-

    -MOE LESTER- Guest

    uhhh not to burst your bubble artsol....but the last time i checked santa was a fat old white dude, and osama bin laden is a tall skinny brown dude....wait...maybe there is a resemblnce....wtf
     
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