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Santa is Osama?

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by artsol, Apr 22, 2002.

  1. artsol

    artsol 12oz Junior Member

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    Santa is Osama?

    Discussion started by artsol - Apr 22, 2002

    Santa Claus and Osama Bin Laden
    (operating on the idea that Santa Claus is no longer the St. Nicholas of yore but rather a mystical entity monsterized into the Coca-Cola sponsor we see today and on the idea that Osama Bin Laden is a wind-up lovedoll and friend of the Bush Administration)

    Both lead influential 'theocratic' organizations /
    Both have incredibly extensive resources/
    Both have beards (that should be more than enough)/
    Both have been handed a great amount of responsibility with the American economy/
    Both are almost never seen/

    Merry Consumas and thank God for the war on terrorism
     
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  2. blink_ATX

    blink_ATX Guest

    blink_ATX - Replied Apr 22, 2002

    smoke crack, support terrorists.
     
  3. platapie

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    platapie - Replied Apr 22, 2002

    dont ruin xmas for me.
     
  4. Santa Claus

    Santa Claus 12oz Senior Member

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    Santa Claus - Replied Apr 22, 2002

    It's true.
     
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  5. blink_ATX

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    blink_ATX - Replied Apr 22, 2002

    hey now!!!
     
  6. platapie

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    platapie - Replied Apr 22, 2002

    oh fo rfuck sakes. santa just told me it was true. fuck!
     
  7. ledzep

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    ledzep - Replied Apr 22, 2002

    someone should have put an altered image by now
     
  8. -MOE LESTER-

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    -MOE LESTER- - Replied Apr 22, 2002

     
  9. the shitz

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    the shitz - Replied Apr 22, 2002

    dang ok i will show alterd pic of osama if someone will tell me how to add a pic
     
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  10. FoReVeRpHLy

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    FoReVeRpHLy - Replied Apr 22, 2002

    so does that make mrs clause mrs OSAMa or is there just some CRAAAAAAZY love fest goin down between he north pole and AFGANISTAN
     
  11. artsol

    artsol 12oz Junior Member

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    artsol - Replied Apr 22, 2002

    I can't divulge anymore information...I may have said too much already, time is getting short...the...the truth is in the corn.

    :dazed:
     
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  12. platapie

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    platapie - Replied Apr 22, 2002

    if osama has a slay and reigndeer ima be pisssed.
     
  13. SHELLTOES

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    SHELLTOES - Replied Apr 22, 2002

    since theres a war on america, does that mean no gi joe this year?
     
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  14. Santa Claus

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    Santa Claus - Replied Apr 22, 2002

    no, but i'll tell ya what, i'll leave a REAL dead soldier under your tree this year.
     
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  15. -MOE LESTER-

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    -MOE LESTER- - Replied Apr 23, 2002

    uhhh not to burst your bubble artsol....but the last time i checked santa was a fat old white dude, and osama bin laden is a tall skinny brown dude....wait...maybe there is a resemblnce....wtf