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meet Elena Polyakova.

 

Name: Elena Polyakova

Date of birth:

(m-d-y) 08-08-1980

Age: 22 yrs

Height: 173cm ~ 5ft8"

Weight: 50kg ~ 110.23lb

Eye color: Grey

Hair color: Blonde

Build body: Slim

Education: University

 

Occupation: Teacher of English, French

Smoker: No

Drinker: No

Zodiac sign: Leo

Religion: Christian

Marital status: Single

 

 

Languages:

English 5 (Fluent language ability)

French 5 (Fluent language ability)

Other languages: Japan - 3

In own words: I am young and active girl, I hope that the whole world is to opened for me. I like to travel very much. I like children very much. I dream about strong family with loving husband and children. I like to read and intererstd in English and French literature, music. Now I am studing Japan language. I like nature and animals.

 

Seeks Partner: I like a man who is smart, romantic, funny and honest. A man who is strong emotionally but who also understand how to be loving.

 

 

I'D ACTUALLY PICK HER IF I HAD A JOB, MY OWN PLACE, AND SOME CASH. I'D MAKE HER SKATE WITH ME. I BET SHE BALLROOM DANCES AND STUFF TOO. SHE LOOKS LIKE THE TYPE.

 

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HOLY SHIT

 

 

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meet: Inna

 

Name: Inna Perevedentseva

Date of birth:

(m-d-y) 04-22-1974

Age: 28 yrs

Height: 177cm ~ 5ft10"

Weight: 58kg ~ 127.87lb

Eye color: Brown

Hair color: Brown

Build body: Slim

Education: University

Profession: Teacher of English

Occupation: student

Smoker: No

Drinker: Socially

Zodiac sign: Taurus

Religion: Christian

Marital status: Single

 

 

Languages:

English 4 (Understands written text, can write and speak on the phone almost no communication barrier)

 

In own words: I am very energetic and impulsive girl with good manners and sense og humor. I always think that the main treasute in our not stable time is family and love. I hate to be alone. I work as a model and TV corresponder, I adore my work. I like to go in for sport, step- aerobics, swimming. I like nature, flowers, dogs. I dream to travel all over the world with my right man.

 

[look at her photo. it says: "i am a member of the 21st century. i am so important that it was mandatory i spoke on the phone while my photo was taken." i like her cause she's a bit older and looks pretty nice. i think i could trust her more than most ladies. i'd make her teach me russian and be 1337. i bet she is h4x0r.]

 

 

 

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this lady is pretty typical. she's 50 but i'd still chill with her if i lived in russia. see that stereo system behind her? we'd bump NWA and discuss communism as well as socialism in general. i cannot confirm nor deny if i would poke it.

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Originally posted by Europe

Mailorder brides, who wants a hooker for life when you can have a new one every day...

 

ding ding. we have a winner.

 

 

oh and you know what the cool part about russian brides is, when after you marry them, and the get a passport, they kill you and take all your worth and then fly in their real russian mob husband into your country. its awesome.

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Originally posted by T.T Boy

oh and you know what the cool part about russian brides is, when after you marry them, and the get a passport, they kill you and take all your worth and then fly in their real russian mob husband into your country. its awesome.

 

that's what I'm saying! TT the wise!

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id like to suck the second ones tits while digging her out no doubt

 

man how much for these bitshes

 

ILL TAKE THREE!!!

 

gonna need a threesome atlernate!!!!!

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  • 3 months later...

i dont have the $8000 to import my own custom bitch/cook/slut/wifey.

 

i ordered one of these magazines from the back of the national Enquirer and they had a crazy set up where you pay "The Christian Registry" like $8000 and you can go meet your bitch. It pays for lawyers you get an email machine to talk to them. They send you some propaganda audio tapes with it. You 8 G's pays for the lawyers and airfare and all types of other shit.

 

It's really funny cuz the guy that started the site is building a "RESORT/CULT" communitee on a tropical island somewhere for all of his devoted followers where they can live pure lives.

 

It's fuckin crazy. This shit is for real. You should cop it as a collectors piece. It's free.

 

Every add says "Seeking older man who is financialy stable."

Its like these bitches dont even want to hear the bullshit i gotta say.

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