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+ russian mailorder bride SHOWCASE! +

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Mr. Mang, Nov 25, 2002.

  1. Mr. Mang

    Mr. Mang Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 27, 2002 Messages: 2,901 Likes Received: 1
    http://www.chanceforlove.com/pics/0000000736b.jpg'>

    meet Elena Polyakova.

    Name: Elena Polyakova
    Date of birth:
    (m-d-y) 08-08-1980
    Age: 22 yrs
    Height: 173cm ~ 5ft8"
    Weight: 50kg ~ 110.23lb
    Eye color: Grey
    Hair color: Blonde
    Build body: Slim
    Education: University

    Occupation: Teacher of English, French
    Smoker: No
    Drinker: No
    Zodiac sign: Leo
    Religion: Christian
    Marital status: Single


    Languages:
    English 5 (Fluent language ability)
    French 5 (Fluent language ability)
    Other languages: Japan - 3
    In own words: I am young and active girl, I hope that the whole world is to opened for me. I like to travel very much. I like children very much. I dream about strong family with loving husband and children. I like to read and intererstd in English and French literature, music. Now I am studing Japan language. I like nature and animals.

    Seeks Partner: I like a man who is smart, romantic, funny and honest. A man who is strong emotionally but who also understand how to be loving.


    I'D ACTUALLY PICK HER IF I HAD A JOB, MY OWN PLACE, AND SOME CASH. I'D MAKE HER SKATE WITH ME. I BET SHE BALLROOM DANCES AND STUFF TOO. SHE LOOKS LIKE THE TYPE.

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    HOLY SHIT


    [img]http://www.chanceforlove.com/pics/0000000735b.jpg'>


    meet: Inna

    Name: Inna Perevedentseva
    Date of birth:
    (m-d-y) 04-22-1974
    Age: 28 yrs
    Height: 177cm ~ 5ft10"
    Weight: 58kg ~ 127.87lb
    Eye color: Brown
    Hair color: Brown
    Build body: Slim
    Education: University
    Profession: Teacher of English
    Occupation: student
    Smoker: No
    Drinker: Socially
    Zodiac sign: Taurus
    Religion: Christian
    Marital status: Single


    Languages:
    English 4 (Understands written text, can write and speak on the phone almost no communication barrier)

    In own words: I am very energetic and impulsive girl with good manners and sense og humor. I always think that the main treasute in our not stable time is family and love. I hate to be alone. I work as a model and TV corresponder, I adore my work. I like to go in for sport, step- aerobics, swimming. I like nature, flowers, dogs. I dream to travel all over the world with my right man.

    [look at her photo. it says: "i am a member of the 21st century. i am so important that it was mandatory i spoke on the phone while my photo was taken." i like her cause she's a bit older and looks pretty nice. i think i could trust her more than most ladies. i'd make her teach me russian and be 1337. i bet she is h4x0r.]



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    [img]http://www.chanceforlove.com/pics/0000001077b.jpg'>

    this lady is pretty typical. she's 50 but i'd still chill with her if i lived in russia. see that stereo system behind her? we'd bump NWA and discuss communism as well as socialism in general. i cannot confirm nor deny if i would poke it.
     
  2. FourOneTwo

    FourOneTwo Member

    Joined: May 10, 2002 Messages: 924 Likes Received: 0
  3. Mailorder brides, who wants a hooker for life when you can have a new one every day...
     
  4. Mr. Mang

    Mr. Mang Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 27, 2002 Messages: 2,901 Likes Received: 1
    i think a mailorder bride would be better investment.
     
  5. wrkr

    wrkr Member

    Joined: Mar 12, 2002 Messages: 473 Likes Received: 0

    Many great social debates start with N.W.A.
     
  6. me IS cool

    me IS cool Guest

    I pick lady number one!!! NUMBER ONE!!! did I win........ I did? wha? YAAY! I WON!!! WOO HOO TIME TO RETIRE!
     
  7. dukeofyork

    dukeofyork Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 9, 2000 Messages: 1,589 Likes Received: 1
    ha ha ha.....only from frodo....


    just kidding man.
     
  8. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
  9. ctrl+alt+del

    ctrl+alt+del Guest

    hmmm based only the picture alone id go with number two.
    based on the text crap, id go with the first
     
  10. Mr. Mang

    Mr. Mang Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 27, 2002 Messages: 2,901 Likes Received: 1
    hahaha
     
  11. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 40
    ding ding. we have a winner.


    oh and you know what the cool part about russian brides is, when after you marry them, and the get a passport, they kill you and take all your worth and then fly in their real russian mob husband into your country. its awesome.
     
  12. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    that's what I'm saying! TT the wise!
     
  13. fr8oholic

    fr8oholic Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 23, 2000 Messages: 9,256 Likes Received: 2
    don't get me started...
     
  14. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 40

    about what?
     
  15. fr8oholic

    fr8oholic Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 23, 2000 Messages: 9,256 Likes Received: 2
    i'll host these so i don't blow up the URL...
     
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