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Roy D. Mercer will KILL YOU!

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Mr. Mang, Mar 19, 2002.

  1. Mr. Mang

    Mr. Mang Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 27, 2002 Messages: 2,901 Likes Received: 1

    has anyone else heard him? he is some talk show host in the west (like oklahoma) that prank calls people. it's pretty clean, but still really funny. he doesn't need to curse or anything. he just kind of threatens people with false claims.

    go on morpheus and download some. good stuff i promise. i especially like 'hot casette deck" and "horse bit her ear off".


    I'm gonna git a hunk outta you big enough to clog the drain.

    I'll tear into you like a hobo into a bologna sandwich.

    I'm gonna wipe the floor with ya, then whup yer ass for not gettin' in the corners.

    I'll put a popknot on yer head big enough for a calf to suck on.

    I'm gonna hit ya so hard, yer kids'll be borned dizzy.

    I'll be on you like ugly on a baboon's ass.
    I'll beat you like pancake batter.
  2. tow up from tha flow up !

    tow up from tha flow up ! Member

    Joined: May 31, 2001 Messages: 878 Likes Received: 1
  3. Mr. Mang

    Mr. Mang Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 27, 2002 Messages: 2,901 Likes Received: 1
    I'm gonna beat somebody like a stray dog
  4. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

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    "we are totally awesome"
  5. ODW

    ODW Member

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 462 Likes Received: 0
    yeah, i heard of that guy when u got a prmo of his cd when i worked at sam goody a few years back. what ever happened to the jerky boys? those guys were funny for awhile.
  6. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris Veteran Member

    Joined: Jun 23, 2001 Messages: 9,728 Likes Received: 4
  7. Big Bruno

    Big Bruno Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2001 Messages: 2,472 Likes Received: 70
    how big 'a boy are ya?
  8. B_As_In_Bot

    B_As_In_Bot Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 7, 2000 Messages: 3,840 Likes Received: 11
    (BUMP) This is good shit to listen while your waiting, or just being a boring fuck

    Roy Damn Mercer is one of the most funniest radio personalities next to Phil Hendrie. The man threatens bodily harm on everyone, including women!

    Check his stuff out on Kazaa
  9. casekonly

    casekonly Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 6, 2002 Messages: 8,264 Likes Received: 5
  10. keep

    keep Guest

    xm comedy ch 150
    hes on here all the time