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roomates.....cant live with em and ya cant kill em

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by MOOGLE?, Sep 19, 2003.

  1. MOOGLE?

    MOOGLE? 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 23, 2000 Messages: 11,491 Likes Received: 500
    GRRRRRRRRR!!

    my fucking roomates. do all the shit that gets on my fucking nerves.

    like

    dont rewind vhs tapes

    dont put the cd's back in the right case

    never put the toilet paper on the fucking roller thingy

    rarely wash dishes

    constantly fart no matter who is over

    scoop the peanut butter with a fork....hell for that matter scoop butter.preserves, jelly, ice cream.with a fork

    watch monster garage with their loud ass surround sound speakers

    repeat every funny thing in a movie right after it is said

    the girl files her bunyans over the living room table and never cleans it


    spend fifty bucks worth on frozen pizzas and then complain about how there isnt any food, and moan about why they are broke when they eat burger king three times a day

    fuck for like three hours then get into an argument for another five hours loudly.........every otherfucking night

    go through a loaf of bread in one day between tow fucking people.

    the girl talks shit about my liking digital hardcore.. and not liking emo.

    the guy has a superiority complex but never completed highschool

    the girl eats with her mouth open.

    they never clean the bathroom

    the girl announces when she has to take a shit

    the guy moans like a dyke when they fuck

    the girl moans like a ballon letting out air when they fuck

    they fuck way too much....at least three times a day

    all they eat are frozen pizzas,burger king, and anything you can put in a deep fryer....wich is constantly on

    they taped over my only copy of the la blue girl oav with E.R


    and the number one pet peeve!!



    THE TWO OF THEM COMBINED...MANAGED TO PISS ME OFF WITH SHEER STUPIDITY....THEY SPENT THREE HOURS WHACKING THE FUCKING CHICKENS IN THE LEGEND OF ZELDA ON SUPER NINTENDO IN HOPES IT WOULD OPEN A PORTAL TO THE DARKWORLD
     
  2. keep

    keep Guest

    id take my chances with killing them, just leed them out into some woods or something and hit them with a golf club or somthing
     
  3. rip

    rip Elite Member

    Joined: Nov 10, 2001 Messages: 2,667 Likes Received: 0
    yeah im with him. just tell em to see if your headlights work and hit the gas.
     
  4. MOOGLE?

    MOOGLE? 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 23, 2000 Messages: 11,491 Likes Received: 500
    i wish....the guy used to do alot of meth, so he thinks everything is out to kill him
     
  5. MOOGLE?

    MOOGLE? 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 23, 2000 Messages: 11,491 Likes Received: 500
    naw i guess i'm just getting that* living with other people* itch

    they are good friends of mine, we go back a way


    i guess it was today with the legend of zelda thing.....they blew my advice off like i didnt know what the fuck i was talking about... pissed me the hell off.

    i'm not to good at confrontation though... i usually blank out , and then find out from somebody else what i did

    i think i'll just pawn the super nintendo
     
  6. rip

    rip Elite Member

    Joined: Nov 10, 2001 Messages: 2,667 Likes Received: 0
    ummmm so all this cause they didnt listen to your advice in a game? wow, bro ok your fucking way to up tight. try drinking or smoke a blunt (i hate weed but it might save him). i mean holly crap take it easy.
     
  7. MOOGLE?

    MOOGLE? 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 23, 2000 Messages: 11,491 Likes Received: 500
    ok how should i put this..

    the two are boyfriend and girlfriend. and they have long debates about peoples personalities. and one day they decided to analyze mine.
    so now everytime i have a simple comment or just decide to bring somthing up...its interupted by a very conesending" hey look he wants attention, lets act like we are paying attention to him" remark.

    they bluntly told me that they figured out , i am childish, lack anything real to say, unimaginitive, lack the skill to survive on my own, lower then them.

    the zelda thing was a big thing to me because of the way they acted like i had never played a game in my life, i also knew they would end up aruing about some petty bullshit about the game.for hours....then fuck loudly. and the way they said" oh little boy wants to play the game?" after i tried to tell them the exact location of a heart...then ten minutes later acted like they found it one thier own and tried to rub it in.
     
  8. keep

    keep Guest

    ummm ok, id find another place to live. that or kick the fuck out of that guy the next time he says that.....
     
  9. MOOGLE?

    MOOGLE? 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 23, 2000 Messages: 11,491 Likes Received: 500
    yup...but i'm rather on par with my honest opinion about them as well, to their face

    i plan on moving out in a few months..all this negativity is giving me writers block...and i'm homesick to boot..

    i just wanna go back to san pedro and drink rum all night infront of a bonfire with hippies dammit
     
  10. MOOGLE?

    MOOGLE? 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 23, 2000 Messages: 11,491 Likes Received: 500
    bleh i'm outtro

    heres a picture [​IMG]
     
  11. wiseguy

    wiseguy Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 1, 2002 Messages: 2,543 Likes Received: 1
    they sound like fucking assholes. how the fuck did you end up living with them? by the way, zelda is the shit.
     
  12. anonymity1

    anonymity1 Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 28, 2003 Messages: 1,945 Likes Received: 0
    feel ya pain man, living with some shitheads myself
     
  13. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    HAHAHAHA, funny mental images of hippies arguing with each other
     
  14. crave

    crave Veteran Member

    Joined: Jan 20, 2002 Messages: 6,728 Likes Received: 10
    stack your paper up correctly and when the time is right get your own spot.
     
  15. caL

    caL Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 7, 2003 Messages: 2,056 Likes Received: 0
    yes u can, just ask that guy that killed his basketball playing roomate a couple months ago. i dont remeber what college it was
     
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