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ROOMATE REVENGE:

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by ETHREADZNY, Sep 13, 2002.

  1. ETHREADZNY

    ETHREADZNY Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 11, 2002 Messages: 3,129 Likes Received: 4
    CERTAIN WAYS TO GET AT THAT ROOMATE YOU JUST DONT GET ALONG WITH.


    A SEMESTER INTO MY COLLEGE CARRER< MY ROOMATE STARTED RIPPING ME OFF.




    IN THAT CASE, FIRST WE PISSED IN HIS SHAMPOO. How great is it knowing the dude was walking around with my piss in his hair. The unfortuante thing was some nights I came back smashed, and possibly used it. fuck it.



    The best was when I knew he had ladies coming over, I would take the stankiest ass shits, right before they would coming in, spoiling the mood for both of them.


    Got the locks changed by school security without him knowing... I miss those days.
     
  2. drain bamage

    drain bamage Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 21, 2001 Messages: 1,407 Likes Received: 0
    putting "nair" in the shampoo wouldh've been good too
     
  3. ETHREADZNY

    ETHREADZNY Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 11, 2002 Messages: 3,129 Likes Received: 4
    That would of work also, but I wanted to be subliminal about it.. hot days the piss got to stinking, and he had to figure out what the fuck it was.


    l
     
  4. yoink

    yoink Elite Member

    Joined: May 27, 2002 Messages: 3,428 Likes Received: 0
    thats funny as hell...luckily i didnt have roomate problems my first year...

    except he had this problem with blairing michael jackson at eight in the morning...(he was track thus up early and ready to go..) which kinda sucked
     
  5. OptimusPrime

    OptimusPrime Member

    Joined: Mar 5, 2002 Messages: 545 Likes Received: 2
    i got pissed at one of my roomates the other day...

    needless to say he has a real pissy smile ;) .
     
  6. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    This one guy used to buy the exact same groceries every single week.
    One other guy went out and bought the exact same shit.
    He left it under the porch in the backyard for 2 weeks,
    then he waited for the next grocery day.

    Within an hour after unpacking all his shit (milk, butter, creamcheese etc.)
    all of his shit was swapped with the funky, mold shit from the backyard.
    He actually thought the store had sold him rotten food and went back
    and made an ass out of himself.

    after that he bought a hotplate and only ate ground beef.
     
  7. ETHREADZNY

    ETHREADZNY Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 11, 2002 Messages: 3,129 Likes Received: 4
    another move, is chocolate syrup in your roomates underwear. especailly when they leave their shit on the floor.
     
  8. Giving Tree

    Giving Tree Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 26, 2001 Messages: 1,111 Likes Received: 0
    i hate my fucking roomates.. they locked me out of my house last night, so in my drunken stammer up to the den of iniquity i had to realize that i couldnt get in, after about 8 intercom calls and a TON of swearing i rolled back to my girl's house to crash on the couch. woke up to ol' boys nuts hanging out and the cutie of the house prancing upstairs..



    campusgoodgirlfuckeroner.
     
  9. drain bamage

    drain bamage Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 21, 2001 Messages: 1,407 Likes Received: 0
    my roommates are always broke and can't ever pay the bills on time.....unfortunately the bills are all under my name so i'm usually the only one concerned with it....shit sucks!
     
  10. vinyl junkie

    vinyl junkie Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 17, 2002 Messages: 4,725 Likes Received: 0
    this kid passed out on his face at this house i was staying at... we're all drunk and decide to fuck with him... drop his pants, spread his cheeks, and pour about a quarter of a bottle of ketchup in his crack... pants back up, we keep partying...

    in the morning, most of us are asleep, and are awaken by some of the most blood curdling screams we'd ever heard...

    the kid had just dropped his pants in the bathroom...
     
  11. OptimusPrime

    OptimusPrime Member

    Joined: Mar 5, 2002 Messages: 545 Likes Received: 2

    hahahaha...

    sloppyballsofredhead pussyjuiceoner.

    :king:
     
  12. Wilt

    Wilt Guest

    my roommate is my bestfriend so shit is chill..besides the fact the dude cooks beef and all that nasty shit and then decides to just let his dishes clutter in the sink...leaving some foul smells..i usually just clean it..not this time..i almost throw up when i smell beef these days...especially nasty aged shit..
     
  13. drain bamage

    drain bamage Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 21, 2001 Messages: 1,407 Likes Received: 0
    and cleaning the hair clog outta the bathtub made me nearly puke......................................roommates, uhg
     
  14. I LOVE NY

    I LOVE NY Member

    Joined: May 2, 2002 Messages: 479 Likes Received: 0



    :idea:HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THAT'S A GREAT FUCKING IDEA TO DO TO MY ROOMATE!. HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
     
  15. SukiSukiNow

    SukiSukiNow Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 15, 2001 Messages: 11,303 Likes Received: 700
    My best friend took the most perfectly swirl shaped, almost Foster's Freeze cone like shit in the middle of his roommate's bedroom floor when no one was home. He blamed it on some stray cat.
     
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