yoshy Posted December 20, 2001 Share Posted December 20, 2001 a happy median perhaps! http://www.rollerboard.com/pose5.jpg'> :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bl4ckh4m Posted December 20, 2001 Share Posted December 20, 2001 shit looks like it is for homos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted December 20, 2001 Share Posted December 20, 2001 and seekings comment in 1, 2, 3....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted December 20, 2001 Share Posted December 20, 2001 ugh...no comment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chizm Posted December 20, 2001 Share Posted December 20, 2001 wwoooooaaaaahhhh!!!!! X-TREME, MAN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted December 20, 2001 Share Posted December 20, 2001 http://www.rollerboard.com/ridepro2.jpg'> http://www.rollerboard.com/pose4.jpg'> Check out that "hip" graffiti in the background http://www.rollerboard.com/pose3.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted December 20, 2001 Share Posted December 20, 2001 a happy medium? what, like being bi-sexual? fuck that, there is no inbetween. either you suck cock or you dont. if all your wheels are lined up in cock like formation, you swallow the dick bitch, dont say shit. look at that picture. the fucking homo has his polo shirt tucked into his dockers?! what the fuck? was their 'extreme model' too strung out on fucking meth that day to show up, so they just said 'hey, lets get mike from the fucking tech department and put him in the ad, he's 22 and he likes to listen to 3 doors down, he fits our target audience perfectly. on second thought, riding one of those is cool. IF YOU WANT ME TO CRAM UP YOUR FUCKING ASSHOLE SIDEWAYS YOU CUM GUZZELING COCK GARAGE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chizm Posted December 20, 2001 Share Posted December 20, 2001 what seeking said aaaahhh, pure gold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted December 20, 2001 Share Posted December 20, 2001 "so they just said 'hey, lets get mike from the fucking tech department and put him in the ad, he's 22 and he likes to listen to 3 doors down, he fits our target audience perfectly" hahahahaha.....thats perfect....r Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted December 20, 2001 Share Posted December 20, 2001 my personal favorite ws 'cum guzzeling cock garage" simply cause i made the 'cock garage' part up, right on the spot, so tht made me feel good about myself. its not everyday you can come up with new anti-gay nick names. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted December 20, 2001 Share Posted December 20, 2001 Originally posted by seeking innocence its not everyday you can come up with new anti-gay nick names. nice very nice. :huh?: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoshy Posted December 20, 2001 Author Share Posted December 20, 2001 Originally posted by seeking innocence on second thought, riding one of those is cool. IF YOU WANT ME TO CRAM UP YOUR FUCKING ASSHOLE SIDEWAYS YOU CUM GUZZELING COCK GARAGE! taaadaaaa:dazed: :dazed: :dazed: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted December 20, 2001 Share Posted December 20, 2001 You've done ity again seeking:king: That is the most homosexual thing I've ever seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MR BOJANGLES Posted December 20, 2001 Share Posted December 20, 2001 can i get mine with the X-treme handlebar attachment? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comp Posted December 20, 2001 Share Posted December 20, 2001 hahahahahahahahahahaha i think everyone can have fun laughing at this hahahahahahahaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted December 20, 2001 Share Posted December 20, 2001 haha, its funny, but im just having more fun reading what seeking has to say about it...haha...cock garage..you park your cock in em..thats just great...!!.. so what the hell is this contraption called agian...looks like the boarders gotta watch out for the fruit bootin ass pirates...and these "cock garages" on the um..yeah, whatever they are... Possible names for this thing anyone?? Seeking i know you got some.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted December 20, 2001 Share Posted December 20, 2001 http://www.netgoth.org.uk/people/5345.jpg'> "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!? THIS LOOKS LIKE A SHITTY IDEA! ALSO, I AM A FUCKING MORON! BUT THIS IS DEFINETLY FUCKING STUPID. (ps...i am a fucking moron!)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted December 20, 2001 Share Posted December 20, 2001 why do i feel like this topic was a set up. :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoshy Posted December 20, 2001 Author Share Posted December 20, 2001 http://www.kastsystem.com/graffiti/images/setup11.jpg'> stolen from the kastman! thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EL MASKO Posted December 20, 2001 Share Posted December 20, 2001 Ohh god...Here comes this years sea of pre teens in the street. Last year it was "razor scooters". So many close "hit & runs" we encountered w/those kids. And hey! They stolre my word. I always say "roller-boarding" when mentioning skateboarding. Just to soud like a square. "Wait a second...This sounds like rock, and/or roll music." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donniefrisco Posted December 20, 2001 Share Posted December 20, 2001 best thread ever... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teister Posted December 21, 2001 Share Posted December 21, 2001 Seeking, the cock garage part was my favorite also. You're a genius. Now, why would anyone want to ride a roller-board? That just doesn't look like fun. I like how they put handles on it to make grabs easier, do they have foot straps too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted December 21, 2001 Share Posted December 21, 2001 Originally posted by teister I like how they put handles on it to make grabs easier, do they have foot straps too? dude, anything this fucking gay is guranted to come with a strap-on attachment! it probably fucking vibrates and has 'life like' veins too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Handjob Posted December 22, 2001 Share Posted December 22, 2001 I think Seeking has hi the nail on the head a coupla times this thread. Fuck man... Rollerbooarding?? Who could honestly do that? Some hot Mom is gonna get that useless piece of crap for their pudgy little kid this Christmas, and he's gonna get beat up every day he goes out on it... Seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted December 22, 2001 Share Posted December 22, 2001 Originally posted by seeking innocence dude, anything this fucking gay is guranted to come with a strap-on attachment! it probably fucking vibrates and has 'life like' veins too... :eek: Oh my god! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...too fucking funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcia_vega Posted December 22, 2001 Share Posted December 22, 2001 man, all these rollerboarders are fuckin up the spots where i use my soapshoes. SOAP OR DIE!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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