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Rock, paper, scissors with Saddam Hussein.


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Saddam:

I'm bored!

 

 

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Saddam:

I've got an idea! Let's play a game of Rock Paper Scissors!

 

 

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This Guy:

Can I Play?

 

 

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Saddam:

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

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Saddam:

Will I choose Rock

 

 

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Saddam:

Paper

 

 

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Saddam:

Or Scissors

 

 

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Saddam:

YOU DON'T KNOW!

 

 

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Watban Ibrahim al-Hasan al-Tikriti:

Dude, say it, don't spray it

 

 

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Saddam:

WHATEVER. Let's play

 

 

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Saddam: ROCK!

Judge: TWO PAPERS!

 

 

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Saddam:

DUDE, DOUBLE YOU TEE EFF is two papers?

 

 

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Judge:

Two papers are better. Two papers cover the rock TWICE. That fucking rock ain't going NOWHERE

 

 

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Saddam:

I've got your two papers RIGHT HERE. NOW PLAY SERIOUS, ASS

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Judge: ONE PAPER!

Saddam: TIGER HAND! RAWR!!!!! RAWRR! rar. Hahaaa, hi. Tiger Hand. Come on! You Know! ... You don't know Tiger Hand?

Tiger Hand beats paper. Like totally beats paper. Always

 

 

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Saddam:

Ask Aziz, he knows

 

 

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Aziz:

Tiger Hand always beats paper

 

 

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Saddam:

I'm sayin' bro!

 

 

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Judge:

Okay, fine. "Tiger Hand" beats paper. Whatever you say Saddam. No more Tiger Hand

 

 

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Saddam:

HEY, CRY ME A RIVER, DUDE. IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU DON'T KNOW TIGER HAND

 

 

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Judge:

Well, You should have picked honesty, then you may not have blown it

 

 

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Saddam:

You probably don't even know Pen Missile

 

 

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Judge:

Missile? What Missile?

 

 

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Saddam:

NYERMMMM. PEN MISSILE!!!!

 

 

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Judge:

Okay fine, I'm not playing anymore. There is no TIGER HAND and there is no PEN MISSILE. You're just MAKING SHIT UP

 

 

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Saddam:

AM NOT

 

 

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Judge:

Are too

 

 

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Saddam:

That's it, you're going on my list

 

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Hey Sadaam. Whats up my friend. Long time no see. Hahahaha.

No seriously, done any fishing latley? Oh, hahaha, I kid, I kid!

 

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Dude, Hank, thats not even funny. Quit playing!

 

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Well Larry and I went fishing the other day. I caught three!!!

THIS BIG!!!

 

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Right. I already talked to Larry, he saw your fish......

 

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....and he said it was only this big.... and....

 

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....it was only ONE fish.....

 

(looks towards Larry)

 

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Right Larry? Only this big?

 

 

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YEAH! About this big. C'mon Hank, stop lying!

 

 

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You know I'm kind of happy I don't have to hang aroung that

Hank guy anymore.

 

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You are such a liar Hank!! Your the one who got me into this

whole predicament with your constant lies!

 

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sadaam: You're lucky I don't grab your balls and twist them off. You know

I am the best in the land at that!!!

 

Hank: Oh please bitch, try it! I will back hand you into next week!!

 

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Go Ahead...try it, right here buddy!!!

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Has Sadaam been replaced with El Guapo?

 

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