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Rock, paper, scissors with Saddam Hussein.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Poop Man Bob, Jul 2, 2004.

  1. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18
    http://bigmixup.com/rockpapersaddam/


    http://www.dissonant.org/~pjammer/pix/saddam/1.jpg'>
    Saddam:
    I'm bored!


    [img]http://www.dissonant.org/~pjammer/pix/saddam/2.jpg'>
    Saddam:
    I've got an idea! Let's play a game of Rock Paper Scissors!


    [img]http://www.dissonant.org/~pjammer/pix/saddam/3.jpg'>
    This Guy:
    Can I Play?


    [img]http://www.dissonant.org/~pjammer/pix/saddam/4.jpg'>
    Saddam:
    NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    [img]http://www.dissonant.org/~pjammer/pix/saddam/5.jpg'>
    Saddam:
    Will I choose Rock


    [img]http://www.dissonant.org/~pjammer/pix/saddam/6.jpg'>
    Saddam:
    Paper


    [img]http://www.dissonant.org/~pjammer/pix/saddam/7.jpg'>
    Saddam:
    Or Scissors


    [img]http://www.dissonant.org/~pjammer/pix/saddam/8.jpg'>
    Saddam:
    YOU DON'T KNOW!


    [img]http://www.dissonant.org/~pjammer/pix/saddam/9.jpg'>
    Watban Ibrahim al-Hasan al-Tikriti:
    Dude, say it, don't spray it


    [img]http://www.dissonant.org/~pjammer/pix/saddam/10.jpg'>
    Saddam:
    WHATEVER. Let's play


    [img]http://www.dissonant.org/~pjammer/pix/saddam/11.jpg'>
    Saddam: ROCK!
    Judge: TWO PAPERS!


    [img]http://www.dissonant.org/~pjammer/pix/saddam/12.jpg'>
    Saddam:
    DUDE, DOUBLE YOU TEE EFF is two papers?


    [img]http://www.dissonant.org/~pjammer/pix/saddam/13.jpg'>
    Judge:
    Two papers are better. Two papers cover the rock TWICE. That fucking rock ain't going NOWHERE


    [img]http://www.dissonant.org/~pjammer/pix/saddam/14.jpg'>
    Saddam:
    I've got your two papers RIGHT HERE. NOW PLAY SERIOUS, ASS[/center]​
     
  2. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18

    http://www.dissonant.org/~pjammer/pix/saddam/15.jpg'>
    Judge: ONE PAPER!
    Saddam: TIGER HAND! RAWR!!!!! RAWRR! rar. Hahaaa, hi. Tiger Hand. Come on! You Know! ... You don't know Tiger Hand?
    Tiger Hand beats paper. Like totally beats paper. Always


    [img]http://www.dissonant.org/~pjammer/pix/saddam/16.jpg'>
    Saddam:
    Ask Aziz, he knows


    [img]http://www.dissonant.org/~pjammer/pix/saddam/17.jpg'>
    Aziz:
    Tiger Hand always beats paper


    [img]http://www.dissonant.org/~pjammer/pix/saddam/18.jpg'>
    Saddam:
    I'm sayin' bro!


    [img]http://www.dissonant.org/~pjammer/pix/saddam/19.jpg'>
    Judge:
    Okay, fine. "Tiger Hand" beats paper. Whatever you say Saddam. No more Tiger Hand


    [img]http://www.dissonant.org/~pjammer/pix/saddam/20.jpg'>
    Saddam:
    HEY, CRY ME A RIVER, DUDE. IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU DON'T KNOW TIGER HAND


    [img]http://www.dissonant.org/~pjammer/pix/saddam/21.jpg'>
    Judge:
    Well, You should have picked honesty, then you may not have blown it


    [img]http://www.dissonant.org/~pjammer/pix/saddam/22.jpg'>
    Saddam:
    You probably don't even know Pen Missile


    [img]http://www.dissonant.org/~pjammer/pix/saddam/23.jpg'>
    Judge:
    Missile? What Missile?


    [img]http://www.dissonant.org/~pjammer/pix/saddam/24.jpg'>
    Saddam:
    NYERMMMM. PEN MISSILE!!!!


    [img]http://www.dissonant.org/~pjammer/pix/saddam/25.jpg'>
    Judge:
    Okay fine, I'm not playing anymore. There is no TIGER HAND and there is no PEN MISSILE. You're just MAKING SHIT UP


    [img]http://www.dissonant.org/~pjammer/pix/saddam/26.jpg'>
    Saddam:
    AM NOT


    [img]http://www.dissonant.org/~pjammer/pix/saddam/27.jpg'>
    Judge:
    Are too


    [img]http://www.dissonant.org/~pjammer/pix/saddam/28.jpg'>
    Saddam:
    That's it, you're going on my list

    [/center]​
     
  3. Milton

    Milton Senior Member

    Joined: May 21, 2003 Messages: 2,253 Likes Received: 0
    HAHAHAHAHAHHA
     
  4. EyeforAnEYE

    EyeforAnEYE Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 29, 2003 Messages: 4,199 Likes Received: 3
    :lol: :lol: hi-larious
     
  5. DETO

    DETO 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 25, 2002 Messages: 11,316 Likes Received: 138
  6. High Priest

    High Priest Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 1, 2002 Messages: 4,928 Likes Received: 3
  7. DEE38

    DEE38 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 8, 2001 Messages: 11,128 Likes Received: 13
    hum dili dili lum skeet skeet
     
  8. nomadawhat

    nomadawhat Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 24, 2001 Messages: 5,001 Likes Received: 2
    awesome... when i saw those pictures yesterday, i knew there was fun to be had with them... but alas, i'm not pmb funny. good shit!
     
  9. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
  10. Crimsøn

    Crimsøn Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 18, 2003 Messages: 2,120 Likes Received: 1
    :lol:

    Good stuff.
     
  11. LaCosaNostra

    LaCosaNostra Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 3, 2004 Messages: 2,191 Likes Received: 0
    HAHAHAHAHA, GRADE FUCKING A!!!!!
     
  12. WrIot

    WrIot Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 2, 2002 Messages: 1,045 Likes Received: 0
    good shit!!:idea:
     
  13. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
    see kids.... instead of just posting a funny link,
    take the time like PopsMyBottle to make it fit the 'ounce.

    PMB for gov'nor!
     
  14. !@#$%

    !@#$% Moderator Crew

    Joined: Oct 1, 2002 Messages: 18,517 Likes Received: 621
    fuck yeah POOPS!!

    i absolutely fucking LOVE this website sometimes.

    that was awesome.
    fucking awesome.
    bravo.
    i'm clapping right now.

    :lol:
     
  15. CrazyLazy

    CrazyLazy Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 17, 2003 Messages: 1,681 Likes Received: 0
    Hahahaha. THat's awesome.
     
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