MEROJUANA Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 YO I HATE WHEN I GO TO A PARTY AND ITS A GAY BROOKLYN PARTY...LIKE NIGGAS ARE ALL STANDING AROUND TALKING ABOUT WHAT THEIR TATTOOS MEAN AND HOW THEY GONNA STRETCH THEIR EARS TO ".26 GAUGE BRAH" OR WHATEVER THE FUCK NIGGAS TALK ABOUT. AND THERES MAD GEN2 TAGS IN THE HALLWAY, I HATE THAT SHIT. THEN SOMEONE ASKS ME WHAT IM ABOUT AND I'LL SAY SOME SHIT LIKE "FUCK YOU MEAN? I AINT STRETCHING MY EARS OUT NIGGA, IM BOUT SOME MONEY AND SOME CHEEKS" THEN NIGGAS LAUGH LIKE IM TRYNA BE FUNNY. NIGGAS NEED TO STOP INVITING ME TO SHIT LIKE THIS CUZ I GO AND THEN I GET REAL MAD CUZ IF YOU TOOK EVERY NIGGAS TSHIRT IN THERE YOU STILL COULDNT MAKE ONE BIG ENOUGH FOR MY DAUGHTER TO WEAR. I ALSO HATE WHEN NIGGAS/BITCHES TRY TO TALK TO ME ABOUT SOME SHIT THEY KNOW NOTHING ABOUT AND END UP MAKING NO KINDA SENSE LIKE "YEAH I WAS IN THE BRONX LAST WEEK I USED TO HANG OUT THERE ALL THE TIME RIGHT ON 225TH BY YANKEE STADIUM" SHUTUP NIGGA YOU GET NO POINTS FROM ME. OR THE ONE NONWHITE DUDE AT THE PARTY WILL COME UP TO ME AND TRY TO GIVE ME A POUND AND EVERYBODY ASKIN ME IF I RAP...WHY THE FUCK I GOTTA RAP FOR? I LOOK LIKE A RAPPER TO YOU HUB? I'LL RAP NIGGA, YOUR HEAD IN SOME FUCKING BANDAGES YOU FUCKIN CLOWN IF YOU DONT GET OUT MY FACE WITH YOUR COKE BREATH. I HATE BROOKLYN B SERIOUSLY. AND THE LOWER EAST SIDE. THAT SHIT IS LIKE ANOTHER PLANET. I ALSO HATE E PILLS. CUZ THE NEXT DAY I FEEL LIKE A HEROIN JUNKIE AND I HAVE NO APPETITE. IM ALSO MAD I CAN NEVER WAKE UP IN TIME TO HIT A BURGER KING FOR BREAKFAST AND GET THAT SAUSAGE BACON EGG AND CHEESE SHIT THEY BE HAVIN, THAT SHIT LOOK CRAZY GOOD ON TV, BUT WHAT DOESNT? WHO SEEN DADDY YANKEE GET PUNKD? OR AS HE SAID "PONK" THAT NIGGA KEPT SHIT FUNKY AND WAS CURSING AT NIGGAS AND ALL THAT, I WISH THAT FRAIL ASS HOMO ASHTON KUTCHER WOULD TRY TO PUNK ME, I'D BE THE FIRST NIGGA TO PUNCH HIM DEAD IN THE TEETH WHEN HE RAN OUT GIGGLING LIKE ELTON JOHN IS TICKLING HIS ASS WITH A PINK FEATHER, DONT PLAY ME NIGGA, I AINT GOIN FA DAT! I FUCKING HATE ASHTON KUTCHER AND THE FACT THAT THAT GERBIL ASS NIGGA HAS A PRODUCTION COMPANY AND IS PRODUCING MAD GARBAGE ASS SHOWS, BEAUTY AND THE GEEK? WHY DOES THIS NIGGA ACT LIKE HE'S EXTRA COOL AND SEPERATE FROM HOLLYWOOD WHEN HE'S THE HEAD FAGGOT NIGGA THAT EVERYONE HATES? HE'S CARSON DALY MY DUDE, I HATE THAT NIGGA. IM ALSO A LITTLE UPSET BECAUSE ITS POURING RAIN AND THE PATRIOTS LOST LAST NIGHT, ALSO I NEED TO GO TO A CASINO CUZ I FOUND SOME CHINESE NIGGA WHO IS AN EXPERT CARD COUNTER. HOLLA AT THAT. YO IM OUT WIZ I WAS JUST BORED AND DECIDED TO TALK SOME SHIT REAL QUICK, AND YO! TELL ME THESE CHICKS AINT BAD AS FUCK... YEEEEEEAH! MERO DOGS YOU STUPID? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1988 Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 IM ALSO MAD I CAN NEVER WAKE UP IN TIME TO HIT A BURGER KING FOR BREAKFAST AND GET THAT SAUSAGE BACON EGG AND CHEESE SHIT THEY BE HAVIN, THAT SHIT LOOK CRAZY GOOD ON TV Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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earmuffs Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 Originally posted by 1988@Jan 15 2006, 05:56 PM IM ALSO MAD I CAN NEVER WAKE UP IN TIME TO HIT A BURGER KING FOR BREAKFAST AND GET THAT SAUSAGE BACON EGG AND CHEESE SHIT THEY BE HAVIN, THAT SHIT LOOK CRAZY GOOD ON TV Quoted post I used to think the same shit, but i stayed up all night once for this shit... and it was well worth it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 yea, ol girl is pretty fine. last night for example, i was at a mo party and the dj was spinning some of the bunkest shit in the history of bunk shit. i cant even describe how wak the selection was. it the kind of music that is so wack you cant even bob your head to the shit. we tell the dj he needs to spin something funky, soon. being that theyre mo's, the extent of their non white-dude music is some lil jon type shit. "lean back" comes on and we tell the dj to screw it up. dj screws it up and for the first time of the night i can actually nod my head to the music. the ONLY other black dude at the party besides my the heads in my set goes to the dj and says <insert whiny bitch nigga voice> "come on man, turn the pitch back to zero dude." you are the white mo's gimp, black dude. fucking tool. ever seen white girls dance? its pretty funny. Gat:Bush's pointless story for 06. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sparoism Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 That bottom girl is slammin'. You should make a trip out here someday so we can go rain on an emo parade or two...that would be a good TV show....call it "I GOT YOUR NUMBER, FOO" or "CARDS GET PULLED" or "SALT IN YOUR GAME"...just go to hipster bars and wait for stupid kids to ask you stupid questions, then tell them something like, "Yo, that's need to know information, and you should be more concerned about why your barber hates you....and, damn, does your mom still dress you? Tell her what size you wear, chief, you look like a gay pimp," etc. and have a video camera on them the whole time. Ashton Kutcher can produce it, but only if he just gives us the money and keeps his mouth shut.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted January 16, 2006 Author Share Posted January 16, 2006 Originally posted by Gat:Bush@Jan 15 2006, 08:09 PM ever seen white girls dance? its pretty funny. Quoted post WIZ, ITS HILARIOUS! I SEEN SOME WHITE GIRLS DANCING TO JAMES BROWN A COUPLE MONTHS AGO, OH BOYBOY, FUNNIEST SHIT I SEEN SINCE "HISTORY OF THE WORLD PART 1" THAT CHICK IN THE FIRST TWO FLICKS, AYYO SHORTY CAN WINE IT UP SEEEEEN!!! ALSO, I HATE WHEN DJ'S SPIN SOME CORNY SHIT YOU CANT EVEN GET HYPE TO...I FEEL YOU 100% ON THAT ONE HUB. I WAS DJ'ING FOR ABOUT A YEAR WITH MY NIGGA MODE AND SOMETIMES THE OTHER DJ'S AT THE SPOT WOULD COME ON AND PUT ON SOME GAY ASS SHIT AND JUST DESTROY THE VIBE IT TOOK US AN HOUR TO BUILD. FUCK YOU WACK DJ'S! HOW YOU GONNA THROW ON HOT HOT HEAT AFTER I DONE CAME THROUGH WITH THE ILLMATIC REGGAE SET? ARE YOU STUPID? YOUR SUPPOSED TO HAVE NIGGAS ON THE DANCEFLOOR ALL NIGHT AND ONLY LEAVING SAID DANCEFLOOR TO GO BUY 10 DOLLAR DRINKS. MERO DOGS ERRYBODY WE FI DO DEE BOGLE BOUNCE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__ __ __ __ Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 yo... i wanna go back to NY..... ....to stretch my ears Brah!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted January 16, 2006 Author Share Posted January 16, 2006 Originally posted by Sparoism@Jan 15 2006, 08:13 PM That bottom girl is slammin'. You should make a trip out here someday so we can go rain on an emo parade or two...that would be a good TV show....call it "I GOT YOUR NUMBER, FOO" or "CARDS GET PULLED" or "SALT IN YOUR GAME"...just go to hipster bars and wait for stupid kids to ask you stupid questions, then tell them something like, "Yo, that's need to know information, and you should be more concerned about why your barber hates you....and, damn, does your mom still dress you? Tell her what size you wear, chief, you look like a gay pimp," etc. and have a video camera on them the whole time. Ashton Kutcher can produce it, but only if he just gives us the money and keeps his mouth shut.... Quoted post YEAH I WOULD DEFINETLY DO THAT THAT SOUNDS OFFICIAL, BUT WE'D GET FIRED CUZ WE'D GO TO SOME GAY EMO PARTY AND I WOULD BE CONSUMED WITH RAGE AND ATTACK THE CAMERA CREW AND POKE MY OWN EYE OUT LIKE HOUSTON.* THEN I'D KILL THE FIRST HOMO THERE ONLY TO FIND OUT THAT IT WAS IN FACT ASHTON KUTCHER AND THEN MY WHOLE SHIT WOULD BE FUCKED UP AND HOLLYWOOD WOULD BLACKLIST ME AND I'D HAVE TO MAKE MAD DVD SALES AND SIGN A WACK ASS CONTRACT WITH COMEDY CENTRAL JUST TO RECOUP. MERO DOGS ITS YA BOY * Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 yo, this short bitch was standing in line in front of me at dollar tree, and she was acting all uppity, like she was the princess of the world, and she looked at me weird. so the manager walks up and goes yo, can i help someone at the other register. so i quickly got in front of her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted January 16, 2006 Author Share Posted January 16, 2006 Originally posted by __ __ __ __@Jan 15 2006, 08:27 PM yo... i wanna go back to NY..... ....to stretch my ears Brah!!! Quoted post I WANNA MEET A NIGGA WITH HIS EARS STRETCHED IN REAL LIFE. SO I CAN JUST GRAB THAT SHIT AND PULL IT LIKE IM TRYING TO START A LAWN MOWER. M E R O M L B C. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__ __ __ __ Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 and i wanna find a girl with ones stretched big enough to get ear fucked.. not too loose though.. naw MEAN!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 speaking of dj's Shepard Fairey was coming correct lastnight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sparoism Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 Good point...I think at some point I'd just turn around and start cracking on Ashton Kutcher on principle alone....it would be the first and last episode. Then you'd throw him out a window. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krs702 Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 pretty sexy, i can already see my cock in her mouf as i look down at them , wonderous eyes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 AMEN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Abc Eater Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadWithNames Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 that eye shit is rugged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 Originally posted by MEROJUANA@Jan 15 2006, 04:52 PM I ALSO HATE E PILLS. CUZ THE NEXT DAY I FEEL LIKE A HEROIN JUNKIE AND I HAVE NO APPETITE. Quoted post take half a pilly the morning after and itll be cool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 hahhaha...nigga you are hilarious.. and yeah yeah..they bad as fuck.. Last night I went to the bar and got done, I mean plastered my nigga..I bet you 're thinking "but dumy you're a broke ass nigga, and drinks are like $8 dollars at that bar, how?" This is how: so this emo ass nigga walks in with some girl I used to fuck with (I'ma sucker for tatted up white ho's..its like my kryptonite..I'm sorry we all have faults) and SOMEHOW the bitch ended up chilling with me all night and buying me shots. I felt real bad cuz her man was standing there the whole time at some pinball machine or someting trying not to look crunk so I get up to make my exit and he walks up on me and trys to talk to me about his "band"..i'm like damn nigga..your ho is giving my roomate directions to her crib and number RIGHT NOW and you wanna talk about your "rad ass keyboards and synths"? NO, Man up dog, right now. How do niggas like this pull ho's? So yeah, I was wasted my roomate was wasted..I ended up doing top to bottom tags in the bathroom, and spilling drinks all over some ho my roomate was hollering at, and some straightedge broad bought me more drinks..more shit happened i'm sure..but the last few hours were blurred as fuck...I woke up this morning with my cellphone on my stomach wearing a wifebeater and my dunks. Also, I'm really mad at hipsters for making hoodies not cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyD Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 Originally posted by CACashRefund+Jan 15 2006, 08:15 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CACashRefund - Jan 15 2006, 08:15 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-MEROJUANA@Jan 15 2006, 04:52 PM I ALSO HATE E PILLS. CUZ THE NEXT DAY I FEEL LIKE A HEROIN JUNKIE AND I HAVE NO APPETITE. Quoted post take half a pilly the morning after and itll be cool Quoted post [/b] doesnt that put you in a cycle of having to take pills to counter the effects of pills? If it does, then I'm all for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 works for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 ecstasy is a gutter drug for 15 year old candy ravers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 im a cop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 Are you piping those girls Mero ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 Originally posted by CACashRefund@Jan 15 2006, 09:31 PM im a cop Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 Originally posted by dumy@Jan 15 2006, 06:33 PM Im a filthy trickster Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted January 16, 2006 Author Share Posted January 16, 2006 Originally posted by dumy@Jan 15 2006, 09:21 PM hahhaha...nigga you are hilarious.. and yeah yeah..they bad as fuck.. Last night I went to the bar and got done, I mean plastered my nigga..I bet you 're thinking "but dumy you're a broke ass nigga, and drinks are like $8 dollars at that bar, how?" This is how: so this emo ass nigga walks in with some girl I used to fuck with (I'ma sucker for tatted up white ho's..its like my kryptonite..I'm sorry we all have faults) and SOMEHOW the bitch ended up chilling with me all night and buying me shots. I felt real bad cuz her man was standing there the whole time at some pinball machine or someting trying not to look crunk so I get up to make my exit and he walks up on me and trys to talk to me about his "band"..i'm like damn nigga..your ho is giving my roomate directions to her crib and number RIGHT NOW and you wanna talk about your "rad ass keyboards and synths"? NO, Man up dog, right now. How do niggas like this pull ho's? So yeah, I was wasted my roomate was wasted..I ended up doing top to bottom tags in the bathroom, and spilling drinks all over some ho my roomate was hollering at, and some straightedge broad bought me more drinks..more shit happened i'm sure..but the last few hours were blurred as fuck...I woke up this morning with my cellphone on my stomach wearing a wifebeater and my dunks. Also, I'm really mad at hipsters for making hoodies not cool. Quoted post YEAH THEY FUCKED UP HOODIES FOR EVERYBODY B. HOODIES FOR MEN SHOULDNT BE MADE IN ANYTHING UNDER A LARGE BUT SOMEHOW THESE NIGGAS FIND XXS MENS HOODIES. OR THEY JUST COP HOODIES AT FOREVER21 ON SOME HOMO SHIT. ALSO WIZ, MANY TIMES I'VE BEEN IN A SITUATION WHERE A BROAD IS WITH HER MAN AND IS STILL TRYING TO THROW CHEEKS AT A NIGGA, AND I DONT EVEN MEAN THAT IN A GASSED WAY, IT JUST REALLY HAPPENED MAD TIMES. SOME GIRLS DONT KNOW HOW TO ACT WHEN THEY GET A LIL LIQUOR IN EM CUZ THAT SHIT REALLY IS TRUTH SERUM. CASE IN POINT MY HOMEBOY WHO WE'LL CALL HERBIE HAS A GIRLFRIEND WHO WE'LL CALL SLIZZY. SO BOOM NIGGAS HIT THIS CLUB UP AND ITS ME, QUES, QUES BROTHERS, AND SLIZZY. FIRST OF ALL, WHO THE FUCK SENDS THEIR SHORTY TO A CLUB DOLO? I WOULD NEVER EVER TELL MY GIRL "YO IM NOT GOING TO THIS CLUB WITH YOU ID RATHER STAY HOME AND PLAY MORTAL KOMBAT" CUZ THATS BASICALLY THROWING YOUR BITCH TO THE TYPE OF WOLF ASS NIGGAS THAT FREQUENT NIGHTCLUBS...SO ANYWAY WE IN THE CLUB DRINKIN SMOKIN STRAIGH EAST COASTIN, AND QUES IS DANCING WITH SLIZZY AND HE'S ON SOME RECKLESS SHIT (YOU CANT GET DOWN TO SEAN PAUL WITHOUT GRINDING A BITCH) HE STICKS HIS HAND DOWN THE FRONT OF HER PANTS AND SHE SAYS "NOT NOW" AND SMILES THE ILL DRUNK SMILE...MY NIGGA, "NOT NOW"??? YOU BASICALLY JUST SAID "ILL GIVE YOU PUSSY ANOTHER TIME" OF COURSE I AINT GONNA TELL HERBIE THIS HAPPENED BUT HUB, THIS NIGGA PROCEEDS TO MOVE THE BITCH INTO HIS APARTMENT AND PAY RENT AND BILLS. THATS NOT A SUCKER HERB MOVE? I FEEL KINDA BAD FOR THE NIGGA CUZ YOU CAN TELL SHORTY IS JUST RIDING TILL THE WHEELS FALL OFF AND THIS NIGGA IS TALKIN ABOUT MARRIAGE, SHIT IS ATROCIOUS. SHE WAS THROWIN ME AND TAZE ALL KINDA SEXY LOOKS AND SHE DOES ALL THE TIME TO ALL MY NIGGAS EXCEPT HER OWN MAN AND WILL JUMP AT THE CHANCE TO CALL HIM OUT ON BEING A SUCKER. (WHEN HE'S NOT AROUND) SHIT BUGS ME THE FUCK OUT. I AINT EVEN GETTING INTO THAT MIX BUT ITS SHOCKING HOW TRIFE GIRLS CAN BE ON SOME BLATANT SHIT. CUZ I KNOW NIGGAS ARE JUST AS TRIFE BUT DAMN AT LEAST I GOT THE COMMON SENSE TO NOT TELL MY GIRL'S BEST FRIEND "NOT NOW" IF SHE GRABBED MY DICK. CRAZY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted January 16, 2006 Author Share Posted January 16, 2006 Originally posted by WhiteOx@Jan 15 2006, 09:32 PM Are you piping those girls Mero ? Quoted post NO COMMENT ;) MERO GEEE I GOT 20'S OF THAT WIZARD! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted January 16, 2006 Author Share Posted January 16, 2006 Originally posted by CACashRefund+Jan 15 2006, 09:15 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CACashRefund - Jan 15 2006, 09:15 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-MEROJUANA@Jan 15 2006, 04:52 PM I ALSO HATE E PILLS. CUZ THE NEXT DAY I FEEL LIKE A HEROIN JUNKIE AND I HAVE NO APPETITE. Quoted post take half a pilly the morning after and itll be cool Quoted post [/b] THAT WORKS? CUZ MY DU I ATE ONE FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE I STOPPED PUMPIN EM THE OTHER NIGHT AND I WAS FEELING RIGHTEOUS, THIZZ FACE AND ALL THAT. NEXT DAAAAY WIIIIZ....NO GOOD! I FELT LIKE I SURVIVED A PLANE CRASH AND I DIDNT EVEN GET OUTTA BED TILL LIKE 6 IN THE AFTERNOON. AND I SMOKE DUST AND EAT XANNIES AND PERCS LIKE THOSE SHITS HAVE VITAMINS AND MINERALS, SO I DONT UNDERSTAND HOW AN E PILL COULD HAVE A NIGGA FEELING LIKE MORGAN FREEMANS BUTTHOLE. PLEASE EXPLAIN. MERO DOGS IM FREDDY, JASON MIXED WIT THE BLAIR WITCH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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