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Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by MEROJUANA, Jan 15, 2006.

  1. MEROJUANA

    MEROJUANA Senior Member

    Joined: May 23, 2002 Messages: 2,452 Likes Received: 2
    YO I HATE WHEN I GO TO A PARTY AND ITS A GAY BROOKLYN PARTY...LIKE NIGGAS ARE ALL STANDING AROUND TALKING ABOUT WHAT THEIR TATTOOS MEAN AND HOW THEY GONNA STRETCH THEIR EARS TO ".26 GAUGE BRAH" OR WHATEVER THE FUCK NIGGAS TALK ABOUT. AND THERES MAD GEN2 TAGS IN THE HALLWAY, I HATE THAT SHIT. THEN SOMEONE ASKS ME WHAT IM ABOUT AND I'LL SAY SOME SHIT LIKE "FUCK YOU MEAN? I AINT STRETCHING MY EARS OUT NIGGA, IM BOUT SOME MONEY AND SOME CHEEKS" THEN NIGGAS LAUGH LIKE IM TRYNA BE FUNNY. NIGGAS NEED TO STOP INVITING ME TO SHIT LIKE THIS CUZ I GO AND THEN I GET REAL MAD CUZ IF YOU TOOK EVERY NIGGAS TSHIRT IN THERE YOU STILL COULDNT MAKE ONE BIG ENOUGH FOR MY DAUGHTER TO WEAR. I ALSO HATE WHEN NIGGAS/BITCHES TRY TO TALK TO ME ABOUT SOME SHIT THEY KNOW NOTHING ABOUT AND END UP MAKING NO KINDA SENSE LIKE "YEAH I WAS IN THE BRONX LAST WEEK I USED TO HANG OUT THERE ALL THE TIME RIGHT ON 225TH BY YANKEE STADIUM" SHUTUP NIGGA YOU GET NO POINTS FROM ME. OR THE ONE NONWHITE DUDE AT THE PARTY WILL COME UP TO ME AND TRY TO GIVE ME A POUND AND EVERYBODY ASKIN ME IF I RAP...WHY THE FUCK I GOTTA RAP FOR? I LOOK LIKE A RAPPER TO YOU HUB? I'LL RAP NIGGA, YOUR HEAD IN SOME FUCKING BANDAGES YOU FUCKIN CLOWN IF YOU DONT GET OUT MY FACE WITH YOUR COKE BREATH. I HATE BROOKLYN B SERIOUSLY. AND THE LOWER EAST SIDE. THAT SHIT IS LIKE ANOTHER PLANET. I ALSO HATE E PILLS. CUZ THE NEXT DAY I FEEL LIKE A HEROIN JUNKIE AND I HAVE NO APPETITE. IM ALSO MAD I CAN NEVER WAKE UP IN TIME TO HIT A BURGER KING FOR BREAKFAST AND GET THAT SAUSAGE BACON EGG AND CHEESE SHIT THEY BE HAVIN, THAT SHIT LOOK CRAZY GOOD ON TV, BUT WHAT DOESNT? WHO SEEN DADDY YANKEE GET PUNKD? OR AS HE SAID "PONK" THAT NIGGA KEPT SHIT FUNKY AND WAS CURSING AT NIGGAS AND ALL THAT, I WISH THAT FRAIL ASS HOMO ASHTON KUTCHER WOULD TRY TO PUNK ME, I'D BE THE FIRST NIGGA TO PUNCH HIM DEAD IN THE TEETH WHEN HE RAN OUT GIGGLING LIKE ELTON JOHN IS TICKLING HIS ASS WITH A PINK FEATHER, DONT PLAY ME NIGGA, I AINT GOIN FA DAT! I FUCKING HATE ASHTON KUTCHER AND THE FACT THAT THAT GERBIL ASS NIGGA HAS A PRODUCTION COMPANY AND IS PRODUCING MAD GARBAGE ASS SHOWS, BEAUTY AND THE GEEK? WHY DOES THIS NIGGA ACT LIKE HE'S EXTRA COOL AND SEPERATE FROM HOLLYWOOD WHEN HE'S THE HEAD FAGGOT NIGGA THAT EVERYONE HATES? HE'S CARSON DALY MY DUDE, I HATE THAT NIGGA. IM ALSO A LITTLE UPSET BECAUSE ITS POURING RAIN AND THE PATRIOTS LOST LAST NIGHT, ALSO I NEED TO GO TO A CASINO CUZ I FOUND SOME CHINESE NIGGA WHO IS AN EXPERT CARD COUNTER. HOLLA AT THAT. YO IM OUT WIZ I WAS JUST BORED AND DECIDED TO TALK SOME SHIT REAL QUICK, AND YO! TELL ME THESE CHICKS AINT BAD AS FUCK...

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    MERO DOGS
    YOU STUPID?
     
  2. 1988

    1988 Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 17, 2003 Messages: 2,910 Likes Received: 57
     
  3. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
  4. Brewster Baker

    Brewster Baker 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 11, 2003 Messages: 13,008 Likes Received: 523
    I used to think the same shit, but i stayed up all night once for this shit... and it was well worth it
     
  5. Gat Bush

    Gat Bush Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 23, 2003 Messages: 9,817 Likes Received: 129
    yea, ol girl is pretty fine.

    last night for example, i was at a mo party and the dj was spinning some of the bunkest shit in the history of bunk shit. i cant even describe how wak the selection was. it the kind of music that is so wack you cant even bob your head to the shit.

    we tell the dj he needs to spin something funky, soon. being that theyre mo's, the extent of their non white-dude music is some lil jon type shit. "lean back" comes on and we tell the dj to screw it up. dj screws it up and for the first time of the night i can actually nod my head to the music. the ONLY other black dude at the party besides my the heads in my set goes to the dj and says <insert whiny bitch nigga voice> "come on man, turn the pitch back to zero dude." you are the white mo's gimp, black dude. fucking tool.

    ever seen white girls dance? its pretty funny.


    Gat:Bush's pointless story for 06.
     
  6. Sparoism

    Sparoism Guest

    That bottom girl is slammin'. You should make a trip out here someday so we can go rain on an emo parade or two...that would be a good TV show....call it "I GOT YOUR NUMBER, FOO" or "CARDS GET PULLED" or "SALT IN YOUR GAME"...just go to hipster bars and wait for stupid kids to ask you stupid questions, then tell them something like, "Yo, that's need to know information, and you should be more concerned about why your barber hates you....and, damn, does your mom still dress you? Tell her what size you wear, chief, you look like a gay pimp," etc. and have a video camera on them the whole time.

    Ashton Kutcher can produce it, but only if he just gives us the money and keeps his mouth shut....
     
  7. MEROJUANA

    MEROJUANA Senior Member

    Joined: May 23, 2002 Messages: 2,452 Likes Received: 2
    WIZ, ITS HILARIOUS! I SEEN SOME WHITE GIRLS DANCING TO JAMES BROWN A COUPLE MONTHS AGO, OH BOYBOY, FUNNIEST SHIT I SEEN SINCE "HISTORY OF THE WORLD PART 1" THAT CHICK IN THE FIRST TWO FLICKS, AYYO SHORTY CAN WINE IT UP SEEEEEN!!!

    ALSO, I HATE WHEN DJ'S SPIN SOME CORNY SHIT YOU CANT EVEN GET HYPE TO...I FEEL YOU 100% ON THAT ONE HUB. I WAS DJ'ING FOR ABOUT A YEAR WITH MY NIGGA MODE AND SOMETIMES THE OTHER DJ'S AT THE SPOT WOULD COME ON AND PUT ON SOME GAY ASS SHIT AND JUST DESTROY THE VIBE IT TOOK US AN HOUR TO BUILD. FUCK YOU WACK DJ'S! HOW YOU GONNA THROW ON HOT HOT HEAT AFTER I DONE CAME THROUGH WITH THE ILLMATIC REGGAE SET? ARE YOU STUPID? YOUR SUPPOSED TO HAVE NIGGAS ON THE DANCEFLOOR ALL NIGHT AND ONLY LEAVING SAID DANCEFLOOR TO GO BUY 10 DOLLAR DRINKS.


    MERO DOGS
    ERRYBODY WE FI
    DO DEE BOGLE BOUNCE
     
  8. __ __ __ __

    __ __ __ __ Elite Member

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 3,907 Likes Received: 92
    yo... i wanna go back to NY.....


































    ....to stretch my ears Brah!!!
     
  9. MEROJUANA

    MEROJUANA Senior Member

    Joined: May 23, 2002 Messages: 2,452 Likes Received: 2

    YEAH I WOULD DEFINETLY DO THAT THAT SOUNDS OFFICIAL, BUT WE'D GET FIRED CUZ WE'D GO TO SOME GAY EMO PARTY AND I WOULD BE CONSUMED WITH RAGE AND ATTACK THE CAMERA CREW AND POKE MY OWN EYE OUT LIKE HOUSTON.* THEN I'D KILL THE FIRST HOMO THERE ONLY TO FIND OUT THAT IT WAS IN FACT ASHTON KUTCHER AND THEN MY WHOLE SHIT WOULD BE FUCKED UP AND HOLLYWOOD WOULD BLACKLIST ME AND I'D HAVE TO MAKE MAD DVD SALES AND SIGN A WACK ASS CONTRACT WITH COMEDY CENTRAL JUST TO RECOUP.







    MERO DOGS
    ITS YA BOY








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  10. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    yo, this short bitch was standing in line in front of me at dollar tree, and she was acting all uppity, like she was the princess of the world, and she looked at me weird. so the manager walks up and goes yo, can i help someone at the other register. so i quickly got in front of her.
     
  11. MEROJUANA

    MEROJUANA Senior Member

    Joined: May 23, 2002 Messages: 2,452 Likes Received: 2

    I WANNA MEET A NIGGA WITH HIS EARS STRETCHED IN REAL LIFE. SO I CAN JUST GRAB THAT SHIT AND PULL IT LIKE IM TRYING TO START A LAWN MOWER.






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  12. __ __ __ __

    __ __ __ __ Elite Member

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 3,907 Likes Received: 92
    and i wanna find a girl with ones stretched big enough to get ear fucked.. not too loose though.. naw MEAN!!!!!
     
  13. fatalist

    fatalist Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Mar 10, 2004 Messages: 6,354 Likes Received: 25
    speaking of dj's Shepard Fairey was coming correct lastnight.
     
  14. Sparoism

    Sparoism Guest

    Good point...I think at some point I'd just turn around and start cracking on Ashton Kutcher on principle alone....it would be the first and last episode. Then you'd throw him out a window.
     
  15. krs702

    krs702 Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 6, 2000 Messages: 1,212 Likes Received: 0
    pretty sexy,
    i can already see my cock in her mouf as i look down at them , wonderous eyes
     
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