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ROB HAS A POSSE

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by mental invalid, May 10, 2002.

  1. mental invalid

    mental invalid Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 11, 2001 Messages: 13,050 Likes Received: 8
    i dont know about you but i think as the weather gets nicer my cubicle shrinks in size....must.......break..............free!!!


    ARIES (March 21-April 19)

    It won't be easy to distinguish the rich clues from the misleading trivia, Aries. You'll have to be a perceptive detective as well as a good listener. With the help of www.uselessfacts.net, I've devised a test that will train and tone your mind for the challenge. Of the following truths, only three can serve as metaphors to help you live a happier, fuller life in the coming days. Which are they? 1. Toupees for dogs are sold in Japan. 2. The first American flags were made of hemp. 3. Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights equal a left. 4. About 0.7 percent of the world's population is currently drunk. 5. Buzz Aldrin was the first man to wet his pants on the moon. 6. You're more likely to be attacked by a cow than a shark. 7. The Saguaro cactus doesn't grow branches until it's over 70 years old.



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    TAURUS (April 20-May 20)

    "Life is for most of us one long postponement," wrote Henry Miller. "Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans," observed John Lennon. "Kids have the good sense to choose one lollipop today over three lollipops tomorrow," said New Age author Wayne Dyer. I hope these three quotes make you feel itchy and repentant, Taurus. I hope they fire you up with an urge to be disloyal to the crippling religion of Dutiful Procrastination. Be here now, baby. Cultivate a voracious appetite for freewheeling spontaneity.



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    GEMINI (May 21-June 20)

    "I know the way you can get / When you have not had a drink of Love," begins a poem by the ecstatic Sufi poet Hafiz (rendered by Daniel Ladinsky). "Your face hardens, / Your sweet muscles cramp. / Children become concerned / About a strange look that appears in your eyes / Which even begins to worry your own mirror. . . ." I send this out to you as a tender warning and a gentle prod, Gemini. Please please pretty please go hunt down a drink of Love that will at least begin to quench your longing. Hint: If you're fixated on thinking that it has to come from a romantic or sexual encounter, it will elude you.



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    CANCER (June 21-July 22)

    In the coming weeks, I bet you'll be tempted to straddle the fine line between charisma and BS, between creativity and fakery, between dreaming up wildly useful innovations with your fertile imagination and just making stuff up to get your way. Having received this warning from me, however, maybe you'll be conscientious about staying on the brighter side. Every time you tell a little fib in order to make room for a great truth, you'll do so with impeccable integrity. Whenever you pretend to know and be things you haven't actually perfected yet, you'll be picking up tips that will eventually make you an authentic master.



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    LEO (July 23-Aug 22)

    Many pro baseball players now have theme songs. As home run king Barry Bonds strides to the plate, stadium loudspeakers reverberate with Dr. Dre's "Next Episode." Seattle's Bret Boone favors "Elevation" by U2, and Atlanta's Andruw Jones prefers "Last Resort" by Papa Roach. This is an excellent idea for all of us non-ballplayers to adopt -- especially you Leos as you head into the heart of your personal High Ambition Season. Even if you've had a personal anthem in the past, it's time to find a fresh one that embodies the attitude you want to bring to your new success cycle. A bit of advice: Steer away from tormented rants like Pink's "Missundaztood," and head in the direction of declarations of independence like India.Arie's "Video" or Mary J. Blige's "No More Drama."



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    VIRGO (Aug 23-Sept 22)

    Behind your back, your imaginary friend is plotting with your inner child to overthrow your guilty conscience. And that's not all, Virgo. Your future self has time-traveled into the past to enlist the spirits of your ancestors in a conspiracy to unlock your sleeping genius. But wait! There's more. The superhero you used to fantasize about being when you felt most helpless has been brought to life by the mad scientist in your psyche's basement. Sounds like fun to me!



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    LIBRA (Sept 23-Oct 22)

    Some of your cohorts have been acting so 20th century lately; they've been trying to get away with antiquated ways of thinking that are irrelevant in the face of the future shock we're all wrestling with. If I were you, I'd ask those folks to snap out of their trances immediately. Where you're going, you can't afford to be collaborating with anyone who ignores wake-up calls. You've got innovators to meet and shapeshifters to learn from.



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    SCORPIO (Oct 23-Nov 21)

    The black water of Rio Negro and the yellowish brown water of Rio Solimoes converge near the Brazilian city of Manaus. For a few miles they refuse to blend, flowing side by side as if intent on maintaining their autonomy. This two-toned phenomenon happens to be the official beginning of one of the world's longest and sexiest rivers, the Amazon. I hereby name it your official metaphor of the moment, Scorpio. Will the unmingled flows in your life eventually mix, as the Amazon's do? Or will they remain separate indefinitely? That depends: What do you want?



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    SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22-Dec 21)

    I have a personal opinion about which side is more at fault in the conflict between Israel and Palestine, but so what? To express it might give me the satisfaction of letting you know who I am, but it would contribute nothing to the only important issue, which is: how to stop the killing and foster a lasting peace. Amazingly, a similar principle is at work in your own sphere: As long as blame dominates the discussion, as long as everyone is attached to the correctness of their analysis, then the smartest solution is impossible to even imagine. Serve love, Sagittarius, not vindication.



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    CAPRICORN (Dec 22-Jan 19)

    This week brings Turn Beauty Inside Out Day. How to celebrate? Ridicule the epidemic compulsion to worship physically attractive people. Boycott magazines that use pretty faces to sell their useless information. Spit at airbrushed photos of celebrities who have parlayed extensive cosmetic surgery and a squadron of stylists to create the illusion of outward perfection. Once you have all that healthy rebellion out of the way, Capricorn, enjoy Turn Beauty Inside Out Day in a more constructive manner. You might start by organizing an Inner Beauty Contest among your cohorts. The funny thing is, you'll probably win. The astrological omens agree with what my magic mirror is telling me: Right now, you are the fairest of them all. You're psychologically gorgeous, spiritually lovely, and ethically ravishing.



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    AQUARIUS (Jan 20-Feb 18)

    I don't usually encourage acquisitive behavior. The current astrological omens, however, suggest that you deserve a special dispensation -- IF (and it's a big IF) you're motivated by your soul's hunger, not your ego's greed. Find a way to pull that off, Aquarius, and you'll have license to gather up a huge cache of goodies. Actually, it shouldn't be too hard to do just that, since the available treasures have little appeal to your need for status and a lot of appeal to your longing for meaning. Your nickname for the foreseeable future: Honey Collector.



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    PISCES (Feb 19-March 20)

    On an episode of the kids' TV show "Even Stevens," overachieving teenager Ren decides she needs to display more school spirit by joining the pep squad. It'll look good on her résumé when it comes time to apply for college. Unfortunately, peppiness doesn't come naturally to Ren. The head cheerleader has to lecture her on improving her attitude, admonishing her to "reach deep down inside and find your Perky Place." There are far more profound reasons for you to follow this same advice right now, Pisces. You can't imagine how important it is for you to practice being devoutly cheerful, sublimely upbeat, and fiercely optimistic.
     
  2. A Fire Inside

    A Fire Inside Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 5, 2001 Messages: 1,836 Likes Received: 0
    Whoohoo...someething to brighten my day up right before I leave for work.

    Serve love.. ha.. I serve it, but everyone refuses it....
     
  3. BIG T

    BIG T Member

    Joined: Sep 20, 2000 Messages: 976 Likes Received: 2
    GEMINI:

    "Hint: If you're fixated on thinking that it has to come from a romantic or sexual encounter, it will elude you. "

    damn it i thought for sure i knew who it was going to be this weekend...


    and how the fuck does ROB know that i am starting to get that crazy glare in my eyes?????:confused: he is good!
     
  4. nomadawhat

    nomadawhat Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 24, 2001 Messages: 5,001 Likes Received: 2
    "ARIES (March 21-April 19)

    only three can serve as metaphors to help you live a happier, fuller life in the coming days. Which are they? "

    They are:


    4. About 0.7 percent of the world's population is currently drunk.
    (give me a couple a hours to help raise this meager percentage)

    5. Buzz Aldrin was the first man to wet his pants on the moon.

    6. You're more likely to be attacked by a cow than a shark.
     
  5. platapie

    platapie Guest

    oh hell yes. its so weird me and my ex girl are tryign to hook back up. and that whole amazon river thing is such a good metapfor. man plats is really happy now.
     
  6. greedy mars

    greedy mars Guest

    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
     
  7. mental invalid

    mental invalid Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 11, 2001 Messages: 13,050 Likes Received: 8
    "5. Buzz Aldrin was the first man to wet his pants on the moon."

    hahahahahaha...well alright, perhaps at the time he was part of that .07, and had blacked out

    i too will soon be looking to raise that percentage....
     
  8. beardo

    beardo Guest

  9. 23578

    23578 Elite Member

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  10. jah

    jah Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 30, 2001 Messages: 2,705 Likes Received: 2
     
  11. ...I should..i cant and i prolly wont...
     
  12. mental invalid

    mental invalid Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 11, 2001 Messages: 13,050 Likes Received: 8
    ...aint that the toof....;)
     
  13. suburbian bum

    suburbian bum 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 14,673 Likes Received: 3
    I love this shit, keep posting.
     
  14. mental invalid

    mental invalid Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 11, 2001 Messages: 13,050 Likes Received: 8
    rainy sundays fucking rule!!
     
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