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Rob a hipster; win a prize...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Milton, May 9, 2004.

  1. Milton

    Milton Senior Member

    Joined: May 21, 2003 Messages: 2,253 Likes Received: 0
    Your Mission (Should you choose to accept it):
    Step 1:
    Collect these items through theft, robbery, battery, collection, any means besides barter or purchase.
    1. Trucker Hats
    2. Louis Bags (Fake or Authentic)
    3. Anything Von Dutch
    4. New "Vintage" tee-shirts
    5. Emo Glasses
    6. Anything with Emo Stars on it
    7. Spikey Belts or Bracelets
    8. CD's with Lil Jon on them.
    9. Pabst Blue Ribbon (Must be ripped from the hands of a Hipster)
    10. Classic sneakers that are obviously out of place.

    Step 2:
    Compile an itemized list of these items with a description of how they were aquired. And take a digital picture of the sum total of items collected.

    The person with the best collection at the end of the time period will win a prize.

    First Place:
    And offical marked deck of playing cards recently removed from my works "evidence" files. And easy instructions on how to use them. An original mixed cd of my chosing. $1 US. And whatever other cool things I decide to throw in.

    Second Place:
    An original mixed CD. A super surprise.

    Third Place:
    A mixed CD. (Who do I look like Rockafeller?)

    Thats all there is to it folks, good luck and godspeed...
  2. ASH.UGT

    ASH.UGT Junior Member

    Joined: Dec 16, 2003 Messages: 230 Likes Received: 0
    i know i shouldny post this here and im sorry but milton do you have AIM?
  3. 26SidedCube

    26SidedCube Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 18, 2003 Messages: 6,590 Likes Received: 10
    I could finish this list in under 5 minutes from arriving at union square.
  4. Vanity

    Vanity Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 7,673 Likes Received: 6
    lil jon ain't that bad.
  5. villain

    villain Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2002 Messages: 5,190 Likes Received: 2
    Haha... Me an my brother made fun of hipsters all weekend.... He made fun of me cause he found like 2 modest mouse songs in my collection! Hahaa.... My bro is more punk than me.
    He's got this cool ass tiger striped pitbull... what a great dog... very well trained too.
  6. JaZe

    JaZe Banned

    Joined: May 11, 2003 Messages: 341 Likes Received: 0
    username *Typical 12oz user*
    Location: Something witty
    Posts: Soemthing over 4000 to resmeble his nerdy ness

    I hate rich people
    I hate suburban people
    I hate Hipsters

    The fact is the majority of you are all probaly rich suburban hipsters.
  7. dr.testical

    dr.testical Senior Member

    Joined: May 26, 2003 Messages: 1,236 Likes Received: 0
    this is not going to work.

    1. there are probly over 150 hipsters on here with all those items
    2. there are rich kids in here., there not going to rob anyone, they will go buy the items, take the pictures, win the prizes, the wear and use the items, fucking hippies.
    3.everyone on here has something that a trendy hipster would buy/wear/use.
    4. you cant even eat at subway with out being a trendy hipster, come on now. your not that cool
  8. i11igul

    i11igul Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 5, 2003 Messages: 1,810 Likes Received: 0
    i don't own any of those things, nore do i plan on doing so YAY:) :rolleyes:
  9. Milton

    Milton Senior Member

    Joined: May 21, 2003 Messages: 2,253 Likes Received: 0


  10. Milton

    Milton Senior Member

    Joined: May 21, 2003 Messages: 2,253 Likes Received: 0
    I don't hate rich people, in fact I would like to be one some day.
    I don't hate suburban people, in fact I'm living in an apartment in the burbs as we speak.
    I DO hate hipsters, because they are unoriginal, fake, trendy pieces of shit. I also hate fratboys and pressed duck.
  11. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 2
    I dunno milton, I don't think the 12oz community digs contest. A for effort though.
  12. Milton

    Milton Senior Member

    Joined: May 21, 2003 Messages: 2,253 Likes Received: 0
    thanks boss...
    I didn't really want to give this deck away, its so fresh. Its marked with ridges on all the face cards so you can fell them go through your hand when they go out. Some bird that worked there was helping her boyfriend to win over 20,000 at poker by signalling him when she dealt out aces or kings...
  13. vinyl junkie

    vinyl junkie Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 17, 2002 Messages: 4,725 Likes Received: 0
    i totally get a kick out of this...
    and could take care of the whole thing at my usual bar tomorrow night (monday night is hipstaer night)

    in fact, there's this one broad who's face i'd like to put through the glass on the pinball machine, and i could probably pull all of this off just her...

    we'll see...
  14. holycrapRUN

    holycrapRUN Junior Member

    Joined: May 4, 2004 Messages: 235 Likes Received: 0
    I have a trucker hat. It's cool.
  15. Zes

    Zes Junior Member

    Joined: Mar 18, 2001 Messages: 146 Likes Received: 0
    possibly the most funny/true thing posted on 12 oz recently. notice how its cool to hate hipsters these days? everythings a fucking trend, get over it