jazzy maid Posted June 26, 2004 Share Posted June 26, 2004 about a year ago, i was taking my brother to his friend's house, and a dog ran out in front of me and i hit it with my front tire and then my back tire... i did see him get up and continue to run like he wasnt even hurt. A couple days ago tho, i was exiting off the interste into a :D redneck town and i feel a little bump and my boyfriend screams "omg you just hit a squirrel" i look in my rearview mirrow and see a dog on his back squirming and convulsing... my boyfriend assured me i killed him.. does anyone think the dog could possibly be alive and just was in a state of shock or something..:confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted June 26, 2004 Share Posted June 26, 2004 im a cop you idiot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted June 26, 2004 Share Posted June 26, 2004 who is your daddy and what does he do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted June 26, 2004 Share Posted June 26, 2004 you didn't even stop the car and go back? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted June 26, 2004 Share Posted June 26, 2004 when you grow up, your heart dies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted June 26, 2004 Share Posted June 26, 2004 rubber baby buggy bumpers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted June 26, 2004 Share Posted June 26, 2004 suck the dog dick of anubis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted June 26, 2004 Share Posted June 26, 2004 Originally posted by jazzy maid i feel a little bump...hit a squirrel...killed [a dog]... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted June 26, 2004 Share Posted June 26, 2004 clenched fist fucker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted June 26, 2004 Share Posted June 26, 2004 ?: M WHAT HAS SEVEN ARMS AND SUCKS?? ?: DEF LEPPARD! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted June 26, 2004 Share Posted June 26, 2004 best joke ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im Broke Posted June 26, 2004 Share Posted June 26, 2004 licence, and registration... CHICKEN FUCKER! ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»§ÜGÅR« Posted June 26, 2004 Share Posted June 26, 2004 you're a stupid whore.. hitting something like a dog, and to keep going and not see if it really was ok is just as bad as hitting a person and leaving. I hope someone runs over one of your children in the future and leaves him/her in the street convulsing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted June 26, 2004 Share Posted June 26, 2004 Yeah, that's pretty fucked up you didn't go back and check on the dog, were you drunk by any chance? becuase to think you hit a squirrel and it wound up to be a dog, you must have had your vision imapired or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted June 26, 2004 Share Posted June 26, 2004 You didn't see the dog? Either you were fucking around and not looking at the road like you should, or it was a chihuahua or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»§ÜGÅR« Posted June 26, 2004 Share Posted June 26, 2004 what if you would've hit someone's kid who happened to be riding his/her bike? Then would you have kept going? *I have good reason to get pissed about this stuff, it's not just random ranting. I had some jagoff hit me while i was crossing at a crosswalk, and he kept going, and left me there for dead. It's always the assholes that don't pay attention when they're driving that end up doing some damage in the long-run. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted June 26, 2004 Share Posted June 26, 2004 I had a freind get hit by someone in politics while they were on thier bike. The guy didn't win the election. Assholes need to watch out. So many of my freinds have been nicked by assholes in cars that don't fucking watch the fuck out.God damn people suck... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrabble Posted June 26, 2004 Share Posted June 26, 2004 Its the poster formally known as S.D. I cant believe you took my advice anyway, maybe the dog had an itch that he couldnt scratch. So he started squirming on the ground, to scratch it. Thats probably it, dont worry about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted June 26, 2004 Share Posted June 26, 2004 I once took out a whole family of raccoons with my vw beetle years ago. I saw them on the side of the road and i thought I'd buzz them and give'em a little scare. Who would have thought they'd all freak out and run right in front of my car instead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted June 26, 2004 Share Posted June 26, 2004 Originally posted by »§ÜGÅR« you're a stupid whore... what she said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted June 26, 2004 Share Posted June 26, 2004 Originally posted by LENS I once took out a whole family of raccoons with my vw beetle years ago. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted June 26, 2004 Share Posted June 26, 2004 I hit a pigeon not too long ago.. That was pretty sweet, i hate those fucking pig fuckers with wings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted June 26, 2004 Share Posted June 26, 2004 I hit a dog once, driving through this small town at night that shit was just in front of the car all of a sudden. I chased the stupid shit for like a mile before it ran in the woods... fuck it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WrIot Posted June 27, 2004 Share Posted June 27, 2004 Originally posted by jazzy maid about a year ago, i was taking my brother to his friend's house, and a dog ran out in front of me and i hit it with my front tire and then my back tire... i did see him get up and continue to run like he wasnt even hurt. A couple days ago tho, i was exiting off the interste into a :D redneck town and i feel a little bump and my boyfriend screams "omg you just hit a squirrel" i look in my rearview mirrow and see a dog on his back squirming and convulsing... my boyfriend assured me i killed him.. does anyone think the dog could possibly be alive and just was in a state of shock or something..:confused: usually after dogs go into shock they die,seen it madd times:mad: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted June 27, 2004 Share Posted June 27, 2004 http://www.resursadefun.ro/imagini/oral%20sex.jpg'> Fuck you by the way, pay attention to the road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted June 27, 2004 Share Posted June 27, 2004 Originally posted by Kr430n5_666 ?: M WHAT HAS SEVEN ARMS AND SUCKS?? ?: DEF LEPPARD! :lol: :lol: :lol: ...pyromania tho... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeraloRivera Posted June 27, 2004 Share Posted June 27, 2004 many serial killers enjoyed killing small animals in their youth. you guys have a nice future and take care then.(stupid defenseless animals got what they had coming) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazzy maid Posted June 27, 2004 Author Share Posted June 27, 2004 Originally posted by ODS-1 You didn't see the dog? Either you were fucking around and not looking at the road like you should, or it was a chihuahua or something. actually it had just finished pouring, and my defroster doesnt work well so the humidity outside and when it rains creates a real annoying fog type action on the window.. i guess the best irony was i was exiting the interstate for the purpose of not being in an unsafe situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KYU Posted June 27, 2004 Share Posted June 27, 2004 http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon26.gif'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
und busboy Posted June 27, 2004 Share Posted June 27, 2004 Originally posted by jazzy maid actually it had just finished pouring, and my defroster doesnt work well so the humidity outside and when it rains creates a real annoying fog type action on the window.. i guess the best irony was i was exiting the interstate for the purpose of not being in an unsafe situation. I cant believe that you didnt stop to see if the animal was alright. What if somebody ran your ass down and just kept driving, how would you feel convulsing on the road? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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