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Road Rage

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by villain, May 20, 2004.

  1. villain

    villain Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2002 Messages: 5,190 Likes Received: 2
    What is it with the DC/Baltimore area where you can drive 20 mi over the speed limit anywhere and drive like a complete ass, cut people off to where they are forced to crowd someones lane, and yet if your parking meter is 1 min over, you get a ticket?

    I swear to god every time I go somewhere someone decides to try and make me their unwitting accomplice in insurance fraud. Well Baltimore is nowhere near as bad as DC but it's still wack. And everyone drives such nice cars. Is it that if you are rich you just don't care about your car or something? I care about my car.

    I am tempted to trade my car in for a hooptrooper with an a frame.... then I would steel reinforce that bitch and put the biggest engine I can get my hands on in it..... Maybe some tire shredders on my spinners....

    Someone was talking about LA today saying it's bad there too. They said every ten feet there is a porche in an accident.... Motherfuckers driving like they are invincible and have diplomatic immunity. Well with any luck they will all kill themselves off... hopefully they won't take me with them.

    /end rant.... sorry

    Feel free to post road rage stories....
  2. slave_one

    slave_one Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 4, 2003 Messages: 2,745 Likes Received: 2
    don't get me started on this one...everyday something happens...my middle finger is getting tired...
  3. metallix

    metallix Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 7, 2001 Messages: 2,955 Likes Received: 1
    get a hummer and some diplomatic immunity. oh and your own gas station, maybe invade iraq or something..
  4. Vanity

    Vanity Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 7,673 Likes Received: 6
    wally the whale says, "ride the bus"
  5. villain

    villain Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2002 Messages: 5,190 Likes Received: 2


    I would ride the bus but it kinda doesn't run out here where I'm at.
    Yeah I think I need a megaphone on top of my car to curse at people too....
    maybe I should've got that motorcycle....

    BUCK FUSH Member

    Joined: Apr 10, 2003 Messages: 699 Likes Received: 0
    i used to be level headed when i was driving, but now im a fucking maniac. now anyone that drives too slow ineveitably makes me blurt out "fucking cunt" at which point i completley lose it.
    boston drivers represent
  7. heavyLox

    heavyLox Veteran Member

    Joined: Feb 2, 2002 Messages: 7,196 Likes Received: 17
    go faster.

    I recently got cut off. I honked at the guy, he came
    to a complete stop in the left lane, and backed up so
    he was so close i couldnt go around. Then he sat
    there laughing. I knew as soon as i got out of the
    car he take off. Fucken guy, I know if i had heat in
    the car, I would easily started dumping into dudes
    truck. Luckily i dont own a car gun. So i had to take
    it. Rolling solo theres only so much you can do.

    However once he finally started drive i did some
    suicide sholder work and got in front of him at which
    point he didnt seem to want to play anymore. So it
    seem like the internet is not the only place fools like
    to try to act hard when they are not. So i luanched a
    wad of gum onto his hood and resumed the music
    and the driving.
    I practice the count to ten and breath exersice often when driving.

    cities i hate driving in:

    •if you dont know high beems mean get out of
    my way, your an idiot.
    •if you flash highbeems at me and i get out of
    your way only to have to get in front of me and
    slow down, your an idiot.
    •the left lane is for passing.
    • 95% of cars come with turn signals, let go of
    the sterring wheel with one hand and use them,
    •try to decide where to go sooner then ten feet
    after the turn you missed.
    • if driving scares you, let some else do it or use
    • if your gonna stop the car and be bad get out
    and lets do the 2-step, or, if when you get your
    huge and will obviously will stomp me out then i
    will try to run your ass over.

    i feel better now.
  8. EyeforAnEYE

    EyeforAnEYE Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 29, 2003 Messages: 4,199 Likes Received: 3
    I don't drive, but while sitting in the paasanger seat gives me fucking ulcers. Yes, Boston drivers SUCK, not to mention the horrible condition half of the streets are in.
  9. adderall

    adderall Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 10, 2003 Messages: 2,921 Likes Received: 1
    i used to be a perfect driver

    but now im psychotic and feel a need to punish all tail gaters, anyone who cuts me off (extreme tailgating for them until i cut them off), swerve at anyone trying to turn into my lane to say move back, etc

    today i almost saw 2 dudes fight, then they drove crazy and almost crashed.. it was ill

    miami is a serious ass place to drive.. insane immigrants everywhere
  10. villain

    villain Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2002 Messages: 5,190 Likes Received: 2
    Haha... HeavyLox laying down the law....

    I remember some bad drivers in Miami too when I used to live there. I seriously need a derby car or something. I used to work with a guy who had a truck specifically for fucking people up.... haha... i can see why.
    Shit I feel like welding nails into spike balls.... also dumping ball bearings onto a road will fuck some shit up. Haaha.... oh shit my dark side is coming out....
  11. InnerCityRebel

    InnerCityRebel Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 19, 2002 Messages: 8,297 Likes Received: 117
    i live in LA and let me tell ya driving sucks.I drive a 1 ton work van around.I get cut off just about every day.Shit is mad funny to me cause one day some will cut me off and have alot of steel up there ass.But yeah driving sucks in L.A. big fucking time
  12. heavyLox

    heavyLox Veteran Member

    Joined: Feb 2, 2002 Messages: 7,196 Likes Received: 17
    the last time i was in LA my man scooped me from the airport. we go to get on the freeway and instead of gaining speed in the right lane dude floors it (which considering age of the car, sounds a lot more ummffy than it was) and swerves left to get us in the fastest lane as quickly as possible. But it took the car a full half mile to get to 75. Meanwhile the entire free-world passed us on the right.
  13. T=E=A=S=E

    T=E=A=S=E Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 27, 2004 Messages: 3,271 Likes Received: 0

  14. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    i get "train rage". when parents let their little brats run riot on the train, or gangs of giggly schoolgirls won't shut up their yapping i go postal and catch marker tags on their faces and kick old ladies
  15. heavyLox

    heavyLox Veteran Member

    Joined: Feb 2, 2002 Messages: 7,196 Likes Received: 17
    train and having to hear your stupid phone calls gets me UPSET.