villain Posted May 21, 2004 Share Posted May 21, 2004 What is it with the DC/Baltimore area where you can drive 20 mi over the speed limit anywhere and drive like a complete ass, cut people off to where they are forced to crowd someones lane, and yet if your parking meter is 1 min over, you get a ticket? I swear to god every time I go somewhere someone decides to try and make me their unwitting accomplice in insurance fraud. Well Baltimore is nowhere near as bad as DC but it's still wack. And everyone drives such nice cars. Is it that if you are rich you just don't care about your car or something? I care about my car. I am tempted to trade my car in for a hooptrooper with an a frame.... then I would steel reinforce that bitch and put the biggest engine I can get my hands on in it..... Maybe some tire shredders on my spinners.... Someone was talking about LA today saying it's bad there too. They said every ten feet there is a porche in an accident.... Motherfuckers driving like they are invincible and have diplomatic immunity. Well with any luck they will all kill themselves off... hopefully they won't take me with them. /end rant.... sorry Feel free to post road rage stories.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted May 21, 2004 Share Posted May 21, 2004 don't get me started on this one...everyday something happens...my middle finger is getting tired... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metallix Posted May 21, 2004 Share Posted May 21, 2004 get a hummer and some diplomatic immunity. oh and your own gas station, maybe invade iraq or something.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted May 21, 2004 Share Posted May 21, 2004 wally the whale says, "ride the bus" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted May 21, 2004 Author Share Posted May 21, 2004 Originally posted by metallix get a hummer and some diplomatic immunity. oh and your own gas station, maybe invade iraq or something.. :lol: I would ride the bus but it kinda doesn't run out here where I'm at. Yeah I think I need a megaphone on top of my car to curse at people too.... maybe I should've got that motorcycle.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUCK FUSH Posted May 21, 2004 Share Posted May 21, 2004 i used to be level headed when i was driving, but now im a fucking maniac. now anyone that drives too slow ineveitably makes me blurt out "fucking cunt" at which point i completley lose it. boston drivers represent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyLox Posted May 21, 2004 Share Posted May 21, 2004 go faster. I recently got cut off. I honked at the guy, he came to a complete stop in the left lane, and backed up so he was so close i couldnt go around. Then he sat there laughing. I knew as soon as i got out of the car he take off. Fucken guy, I know if i had heat in the car, I would easily started dumping into dudes truck. Luckily i dont own a car gun. So i had to take it. Rolling solo theres only so much you can do. However once he finally started drive i did some suicide sholder work and got in front of him at which point he didnt seem to want to play anymore. So it seem like the internet is not the only place fools like to try to act hard when they are not. So i luanched a wad of gum onto his hood and resumed the music and the driving. I practice the count to ten and breath exersice often when driving. cities i hate driving in: Boston NY jersey dc La •if you dont know high beems mean get out of my way, your an idiot. •if you flash highbeems at me and i get out of your way only to have to get in front of me and slow down, your an idiot. •the left lane is for passing. • 95% of cars come with turn signals, let go of the sterring wheel with one hand and use them, fuckos •try to decide where to go sooner then ten feet after the turn you missed. • if driving scares you, let some else do it or use PT • if your gonna stop the car and be bad get out and lets do the 2-step, or, if when you get your huge and will obviously will stomp me out then i will try to run your ass over. i feel better now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted May 21, 2004 Share Posted May 21, 2004 I don't drive, but while sitting in the paasanger seat gives me fucking ulcers. Yes, Boston drivers SUCK, not to mention the horrible condition half of the streets are in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adderall Posted May 21, 2004 Share Posted May 21, 2004 i used to be a perfect driver but now im psychotic and feel a need to punish all tail gaters, anyone who cuts me off (extreme tailgating for them until i cut them off), swerve at anyone trying to turn into my lane to say move back, etc today i almost saw 2 dudes fight, then they drove crazy and almost crashed.. it was ill miami is a serious ass place to drive.. insane immigrants everywhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted May 21, 2004 Author Share Posted May 21, 2004 Haha... HeavyLox laying down the law.... I remember some bad drivers in Miami too when I used to live there. I seriously need a derby car or something. I used to work with a guy who had a truck specifically for fucking people up.... haha... i can see why. Shit I feel like welding nails into spike balls.... also dumping ball bearings onto a road will fuck some shit up. Haaha.... oh shit my dark side is coming out.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted May 21, 2004 Share Posted May 21, 2004 i live in LA and let me tell ya driving sucks.I drive a 1 ton work van around.I get cut off just about every day.Shit is mad funny to me cause one day some will cut me off and have alot of steel up there ass.But yeah driving sucks in L.A. big fucking time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyLox Posted May 21, 2004 Share Posted May 21, 2004 the last time i was in LA my man scooped me from the airport. we go to get on the freeway and instead of gaining speed in the right lane dude floors it (which considering age of the car, sounds a lot more ummffy than it was) and swerves left to get us in the fastest lane as quickly as possible. But it took the car a full half mile to get to 75. Meanwhile the entire free-world passed us on the right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted May 21, 2004 Share Posted May 21, 2004 g-g-g-g-g-g-guilty. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted May 21, 2004 Share Posted May 21, 2004 i get "train rage". when parents let their little brats run riot on the train, or gangs of giggly schoolgirls won't shut up their yapping i go postal and catch marker tags on their faces and kick old ladies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyLox Posted May 21, 2004 Share Posted May 21, 2004 train and having to hear your stupid phone calls gets me UPSET. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted May 21, 2004 Share Posted May 21, 2004 Originally posted by heavyLox train and having to hear your stupid phone calls gets me UPSET. mobile phones...oh yeah, definite pisserofferer. don't you hate those fucking people that make a phone call to one of their stupid friends, tell them some dumb story, then call their next friend...same dumb story...next friend...same story.......i feel like shouting GET A FUCKING LIFE AND GO TALK TO THEM FACE TO FACE YOU ELVIS LOVING GOAT FUCKER!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted May 21, 2004 Share Posted May 21, 2004 Originally posted by heavyLox train and having to hear your stupid phone calls gets me UPSET. -idiots with bikes on the train. -assholes that leave the elderly standing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted May 21, 2004 Author Share Posted May 21, 2004 I think the primary purpose of a cell phone is so people can tell stupid stories to each other. Get a live journal or something! This is what people spend their minutes on? I really wonder if I grew up rich if I would be that dumb and careless.... I believe americans are not really human beings but some sort of aliens, each in their own world completely segregated from the real world. They drive like you don't exist, they don't talk to you but talk to disembodied voices on a cell phone, and don't even live their own lives but watch tv and talk about other peoples lives.... maybe some village idiot on a reality show I hate reality television too by the way. We need to just lure all these people away into some shiny golden orgasmatron and then just blast them off to planet x. Ahh... fucking rants... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted May 21, 2004 Share Posted May 21, 2004 i read somewhere where there's some new cell phone technology( blue something) that you can text message random people in your area w/ the same technology, and it's used a lot in london on the trains to find random people to fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted May 21, 2004 Author Share Posted May 21, 2004 Oh yeah bluetooth.... they want to integrate that with everything so the world has A/S/L stamped on their foreheads.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted May 21, 2004 Share Posted May 21, 2004 my middle finger wont go down....how do i wave??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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