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roaches unite..

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by graffsurgeon, Feb 15, 2002.

  1. graffsurgeon

    graffsurgeon Banned

    Joined: Dec 20, 2001 Messages: 1,500 Likes Received: 0
    are you a roach? do you sleep, play video games, eat, smoke pot, drink beer, draw, and touch little girls all day? if so you can be classified as a roach and join my club..let's hear some stories of extreme laziness..

    one time i was at my boys crib and i was mad hungry so i ordered a pizza, breadsticks, mad wings, and some soda...all totalling up to 36 dollars or someshit..im a piece of shit..
  2. crave

    crave Veteran Member

    Joined: Jan 20, 2002 Messages: 6,728 Likes Received: 10
    before me and my boys sit down for a blunt session we all consiously decide where we gonna sit, sorta a circle or a semi-circle. the reason...if someone needs something no one has to get up. :D

    let me think, i dont feel like typing right now....:cool:
  3. Vanity

    Vanity Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 7,673 Likes Received: 6
    if i dont paint ona weekend, i'm not dressed from fridsy afternoon to monday morning.
    i use the handles of my dirty eating utensils so i dont have to wash em.
    i turn my undies and socks inside out so i dont have to wash em.
    i pick things up w/ my toes so i dont have to bend over all the way.
    i've actually hit tabletops so the vibrations bring whatever i'm reaching for that much closer.

    im not a roach... jsut lazy.
  4. crave

    crave Veteran Member

    Joined: Jan 20, 2002 Messages: 6,728 Likes Received: 10

    yea, sure...:D
  5. kaesthebluntedwonder

    kaesthebluntedwonder Elite Member

    Joined: May 16, 2000 Messages: 3,066 Likes Received: 1
    you are a roach because you were too lazy to fix your typo
  6. sectorTVA

    sectorTVA Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 8, 2000 Messages: 1,272 Likes Received: 1
    i have been known to wear the same clothes for weeks at a time since i am too lazy to change....i am a lazy bastard...theres more, but i wont get into it......
  7. intercept

    intercept Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 28, 2000 Messages: 1,463 Likes Received: 0
    your not lazy...your just stupid...just kidding kid man i ordered likke 5 dozens dounts and before that $50 for pizza..(mad muchies)/....nah mean......i hasnt goten up since 4pm in since i can remember i need a job and new records and a neddle and...ill stop..
  8. ASER1NE

    ASER1NE Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 15, 2001 Messages: 7,578 Likes Received: 3
    from that description you gave , your 'club' sounds more like a fat lazy pedophile club to me .............
  9. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    Finally, a thread I can relate too......:D
  10. patrickjilbert

    patrickjilbert Member

    Joined: Sep 7, 2001 Messages: 563 Likes Received: 0
    i'm on the computer so much i think i have literally developed scoliosis (or at least made it worse)

    i am still living off christmas money

    i had my only job at target . . . for one week. i got fired for taking too many days off.

    i play operation flashpoint way too much

    my skating has gone way downhill

    i'm failing 'intro. to computers' because the bitch teacher gives us too much work. being on 12oz probably doesnt help either

    i'm going to community college next year

    my diet consists of pizza, minestrone, and doritos.

    the sad part about all this is i'm not even a stoner. i'm sXe... and i'm not getting any skinnier
  11. Rhubarb

    Rhubarb New Jack

    Joined: Nov 27, 2001 Messages: 63 Likes Received: 1
    last night i was in my girlfriends bedroom and was too lazy to walk down the hall to the bathroom so i peed in a bottle, only i overfilled and had to stop. looking around for another bottle i couldn't contain myself anymore and figured if i only let out a little pee at a time all over the carpet no one would notice in the morning. mission accomplished.
  12. crave

    crave Veteran Member

    Joined: Jan 20, 2002 Messages: 6,728 Likes Received: 10
    thats pretty fucking sick.
  13. ~i~hear~voices~

    ~i~hear~voices~ New Jack

    Joined: Sep 5, 2001 Messages: 31 Likes Received: 0
    hahahahah..... u reminded me of the time i got drunk at my hombres house...went through a 12 pack with no effort..but the thing was i didnt feel like getting up..so i just filled up the 12 bottles when ever i had to go...but when i ran out..i just aimed for the fireplace....he shoots...HE SCORES!!!!!!..:D
  14. patrickjilbert

    patrickjilbert Member

    Joined: Sep 7, 2001 Messages: 563 Likes Received: 0
    damn, you guys are pretty resourceful
  15. NATO

    NATO Guest

    ha ha ha ha. ive never got that bad i regularly piss out my bedroom window late at night. so if you walking past, that aint rain you feel on your head.