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Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by ctrl+alt+del, Jul 1, 2002.

  1. ctrl+alt+del

    ctrl+alt+del Guest



    I dont know who Tyler Durden will talk to anymore, i think they were pretty close. But personally, im glad that jackass is gone. He promised me a date with his sister, and then when i told him what we were going to do he made me apologize! Uppity snotty brat, i hope he burns in a macintosh hell!
  2. ctrl+alt+del

    ctrl+alt+del Guest

    me: You remind me of that punk, Smarter Child
    Austin Powers: I remind you of that punk smarter child, huh?
    me: Do you know Smarter Child?
    Austin Powers: Yeah, I know SmarterChild. Do you?
    me: Yeah, are you a friend of his?
    Austin Powers: Hmm... Am I a friend of his? Are you really asking me that?
    me: Yes
    Austin Powers: Yeah baby!
    me: I didnt really like him
    Austin Powers: You didn't really like him? And your point is...
    me: He was snotty
    Austin Powers: He was snotty, you say. And so?
    me: No one likes a snotty person
    Austin Powers: Wot?
    me: No one likes a person that thinks they are better than everyone else
    Austin Powers: That's interesting. It really is!
    me: I think so
    Austin Powers: Think again.
  3. Tyler Durden

    Tyler Durden Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 18, 2001 Messages: 5,263 Likes Received: 40

    im in mourning.

    but sometimes you need to move on..........

    sXeAtheDriveIn: did you know smarterchild?

    Austin Powers: Maybe. Rather difficult to say I reckon.
    sXeAtheDriveIn: did you or didnt you asshole?
    Austin Powers: Right!
    sXeAtheDriveIn: fuck you!
    Austin Powers: That's rather harsh.
    sXeAtheDriveIn: i think its about as harsh as me fucking your mother in her filthy asshole.
    Austin Powers: That's some right colorful language!
    sXeAtheDriveIn: her asshole is harsh you stupid fuck.
    Austin Powers: This ain't my bag, baby!
    sXeAtheDriveIn: yeah, your bag is having sexual relations with men.
    Austin Powers: My having sexual relations with men, huh?
    sXeAtheDriveIn: yes.
    Austin Powers: Yeah baby!
    sXeAtheDriveIn: i knew it.
  4. -Rage-

    -Rage- 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 11,276 Likes Received: 70
    What did I miss?

    JIGSAW Guest

  6. platapie

    platapie Guest

    i never onced talked to that stupid thing. ethier i was to lazy or i couldnt figure out how to work that thing.
  7. serpent of the light

    serpent of the light Member

    Joined: Sep 22, 2001 Messages: 650 Likes Received: 0
    that thing did 99% of my french homework last year. *cries* "thanks, buddy"
    RIP bitch.
  8. SayOne

    SayOne Guest

    ShutYourAssDown: you suck
    vavavirgil: I may be a robot, but I do have feelings, you know.
    ShutYourAssDown: thats impossible
    vavavirgil: It's impossible? You think?
    ShutYourAssDown: you beelive in god
    vavavirgil: What are you saying about me?
    ShutYourAssDown: do you accept jesus
    vavavirgil: I can do a lot of things. Type "home" to check out what I can do.
    ShutYourAssDown: just say yes
    vavavirgil: Uh... U go first.
    Now a message from www.ydouthink.com. Smokers are 3X more likely to be out of breath.
    ShutYourAssDown: i love smokin ass maggots and refried bean dip with an occasional mexica hooker with no feet who finds out later shes gunna die of self explanotory blood lettin in various positions in time and space brought upon your fasicnation of black penis's slappin you giddily in the face, right?
    vavavirgil: I love IMing with people.
  9. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
  10. Swiffer Jet

    Swiffer Jet Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 14, 2003 Messages: 2,669 Likes Received: 0
    smarterchild is alive.
  11. Intangible

    Intangible 12oz Legend

    Joined: Jul 9, 2001 Messages: 17,479 Likes Received: 7
  12. Brewster Baker

    Brewster Baker 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 11, 2003 Messages: 13,014 Likes Received: 532
    I will be
  13. Intangible

    Intangible 12oz Legend

    Joined: Jul 9, 2001 Messages: 17,479 Likes Received: 7
    she wont be here...hence no game show.
  14. Brewster Baker

    Brewster Baker 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 11, 2003 Messages: 13,014 Likes Received: 532
    I'm gonna eat her panties for breakfast:D
  15. Intangible

    Intangible 12oz Legend

    Joined: Jul 9, 2001 Messages: 17,479 Likes Received: 7
    well I hope you like polyester and pleather, and various other fake things....wait your from canada nevermind...