KaBar2 Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Righteously HAMMERED on Saturday Night I am like WHOA, major fucking FUCKED UP on Carlo Rossi piasano. I haven't gotten WASTED in quite a while. Pretty cool. Now I want to go to Burger King, but I am way too fucked up to drive. Or trype. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azert Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Your spelling, capitalization, grammer and punctuation was mostly fine until you wrote you couldn't type. I call bullshit because of that... looks like you misspelled "type" on purpose. But on the other hand, maybe I'm just jealous because I wish I was drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaBar2 Posted July 18, 2004 Author Share Posted July 18, 2004 I would say "Suck it" belligerantly, but I can't type worth a fuck. Timevfor another glass of California's finest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azert Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Hm maybe you're just one of those smart drunks. I don't drink wine though, if that's what you're drinking. Edit: Which makes me wonder, do different kinds of alcohol make you act differently when you're drunk? There's got some to be some entry-level alcoholics here. Anyone ever experimented this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teh0wnz Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 If you're dumb drunk, you're dumb anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Wow, I cant wait until you make some big thought inspiring thread on how alcohol is the route of american evil and helps spread aids to the less fortunate inner city youth as well as give us personal stories about when you saved the world in your wild past days because youre such a wonderful person who is so selfless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i11igul Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 everyone knows the keyboard shrinks when your drunk, and even if your right up close to it you don't get any better at forming words and sentences, or atleast that what its like every time i lapse into intoxication Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaBar2 Posted July 18, 2004 Author Share Posted July 18, 2004 Your mission, shjould you decide to accept it, is to go down to Kroger and wheedle a gallon of Carlo Rossi paisano red out of them, somehow, even though it's past three o'clock and alcohol sales have been shut down since midnight. Being an old fat geezer, I can buy all the wine I want. You, however, are fucked, unless you have a special merchandising relationship with the produce guy, who is in your algebra class. DO you? Speak up, sober one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teh0wnz Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Hahaa.ahahrh....geez man, I mean c'mon speak up, he's calling you out. Sober One... Oh and haha at illigul too...(I think that's how you say your name) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Peanut Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 sometimes when i'm drunk i get superhuman typing skills. other times i type like i got hook hands. p.s. a hippie with free weed blessed me earlier Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azert Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Am I the sober one? This threads confusing. It's about 5:15 in the evening here. And I would have to go offbase to get alcohol. Underage....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaBar2 Posted July 18, 2004 Author Share Posted July 18, 2004 Sometyimes when I'm superhuman I get typing skills that are hyperlinked with the space-time continum. Other times, I fall down and have to crawl to the shitter. That's the breaks. If you don't like it, don't fucking drink large quantities of Carlo Rossi paisano. Now I want spaghetti in large quantities. I had a friend once who was a supposed lesbian, but she wound up asking me to bed, and acted crazy later, shouting in a bar that I was the man that "broke her cherry," but she still wanted to fuck me. At my shithole apartment later she lost her car keys and panicked because she was worried her husband would find out. For a lesbian, she was a great fuck. I never believed she was really a lesbian. She told me "Girls are like hamburgers. Boys are like steak." She's an old fat 54-year old drug addict now. Boy, does that ever SUCK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 algebra was 5th grade. sorry, i didnt learn math from my cousin buck on the ol farm in Texas, but I did learn me something. If it matters, which it doesnt. I finished my third semester of calculus this past summer session. An alcohol purchasing is easily done by ANYONE in America, im surprised you havent taken a fucking 45 page stance on that topic already on this forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaBar2 Posted July 18, 2004 Author Share Posted July 18, 2004 EXACTLY Boo fucking urns. Ow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azert Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Originally posted by Glik0 algebra was 5th grade. sorry, i didnt learn math from my cousin buck on the ol farm in Texas, but I did learn me something. If it matters, which it doesnt. I finished my third semester of calculus this past summer session. 5th grade? Damn I took that in 8th grade. Guess I'm a little late. How's calculus? I'm taking that next year, and am looking forward to it because it sadly seems more "fun" than algebra, geometry or anything else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 First semester calc is awesome. You learn some very useful theorms for most science/mathmatical use. Sadly though after the first semester and you start getting into Taylor Polynomials and Power Series, math is no longer fun. Then when vectors and graphing in a three-dimensional plane starts in third semester, you're praying for a way out. Graphing helixs and finding the distance between solid planes and points/lines/other planes in space is not for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azert Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Originally posted by Glik0 First semester calc is awesome. You learn some very useful theorms for most science/mathmatical use. Sadly though after the first semester and you start getting into Taylor Polynomials and Power Series, math is no longer fun. Then when vectors and graphing in a three-dimensional plane starts in third semester, you're praying for a way out. Graphing helixs and finding the distance between solid planes and points/lines/other planes in space is not for me. My teacher gave me some introductory-level calculus examples and it seemed better because once you understand the problem and everything falls into place, it just seems more gratifying to finish the problem. It also seems to be more useful in everyday life and careers. Haha but I am wary of graphing of any kind, so I definately won't be looking forward to graphing any 3D figures. Oh well, I guess it's better to have a little of understanding, rather than nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Peanut Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 mmmm spaghetti. you made me want to go cook some rite now. SHIT YEAH. i ain't be ticklin or nothin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teh0wnz Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Originally posted by Glik0 algebra was 5th grade. sorry, i didnt learn math from my cousin buck on the ol farm in Texas, but I did learn me something. Hahah fucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bruno Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Cheers to the paisano. Do you remember when I was in denver and we got drunk and cheers'd over the internet? Now everytime that i see rossi paisano, i think of you. Cheers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 i am sooo shit faced i went and cuaght some tags..i was ready to shank someone for calling the cops on me..Some how i thought maybe i should leave instead of taggin some more..needless to say i am home now and i am safe.i am sure everyone at ch.0 canm sleep easy now..lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaBar2 Posted July 18, 2004 Author Share Posted July 18, 2004 It is 0735. I just awoke in a start, from a dead sleep in front of my computer. Apparently, I fell asleep sitting up. My neck is stiff. I guess I'll go to bed now. Getting reighteously fucked up is not as much fun as it used to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 haha, you fucking rule. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Originally posted by KaBar2 Your mission, shjould you decide to accept it, is to go down to Kroger and wheedle a gallon of Carlo Rossi paisano red out of them, somehow, even though it's past three o'clock and alcohol sales have been shut down since midnight. Being an old fat geezer, I can buy all the wine I want. You, however, are fucked, unless you have a special merchandising relationship with the produce guy, who is in your algebra class. DO you? Speak up, sober one! DRUNKEN BURN!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 get drunk and slap yo bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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