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Righteously WASTED on Saturday Night

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by KaBar2, Jul 18, 2004.

  1. KaBar2

    KaBar2 Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 27, 2003 Messages: 2,126 Likes Received: 64
    Righteously HAMMERED on Saturday Night

    I am like WHOA, major fucking FUCKED UP on Carlo Rossi piasano. I haven't gotten WASTED in quite a while. Pretty cool. Now I want to go to Burger King, but I am way too fucked up to drive. Or trype.
     
  2. azert

    azert Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 29, 2003 Messages: 1,798 Likes Received: 35
    Your spelling, capitalization, grammer and punctuation was mostly fine until you wrote you couldn't type. I call bullshit because of that... looks like you misspelled "type" on purpose.

    But on the other hand, maybe I'm just jealous because I wish I was drunk.
     
  3. KaBar2

    KaBar2 Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 27, 2003 Messages: 2,126 Likes Received: 64
    I would say "Suck it" belligerantly, but I can't type worth a fuck.

    Timevfor another glass of California's finest.
     
  4. azert

    azert Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 29, 2003 Messages: 1,798 Likes Received: 35
    Hm maybe you're just one of those smart drunks. I don't drink wine though, if that's what you're drinking.

    Edit: Which makes me wonder, do different kinds of alcohol make you act differently when you're drunk? There's got some to be some entry-level alcoholics here. Anyone ever experimented this?
     
  5. Teh0wnz

    Teh0wnz Member

    Joined: Jul 23, 2003 Messages: 406 Likes Received: 0
    If you're dumb drunk, you're dumb anyway.
     
  6. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 23, 2002 Messages: 22,277 Likes Received: 117
    Wow, I cant wait until you make some big thought inspiring thread on how alcohol is the route of american evil and helps spread aids to the less fortunate inner city youth as well as give us personal stories about when you saved the world in your wild past days because youre such a wonderful person who is so selfless.
     
  7. i11igul

    i11igul Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 5, 2003 Messages: 1,810 Likes Received: 0
    everyone knows the keyboard shrinks when your drunk, and even if your right up close to it you don't get any better at forming words and sentences, or atleast that what its like every time i lapse into intoxication
     
  8. KaBar2

    KaBar2 Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 27, 2003 Messages: 2,126 Likes Received: 64
    Your mission, shjould you decide to accept it, is to go down to Kroger and wheedle a gallon of Carlo Rossi paisano red out of them, somehow, even though it's past three o'clock and alcohol sales have been shut down since midnight.

    Being an old fat geezer, I can buy all the wine I want. You, however, are fucked, unless you have a special merchandising relationship with the produce guy, who is in your algebra class.

    DO you? Speak up, sober one!
     
  9. Teh0wnz

    Teh0wnz Member

    Joined: Jul 23, 2003 Messages: 406 Likes Received: 0
    Hahaa.ahahrh....geez man, I mean c'mon speak up, he's calling you out. Sober One...

    Oh and haha at illigul too...(I think that's how you say your name)
     
  10. Mr. Peanut

    Mr. Peanut Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 2, 2002 Messages: 3,033 Likes Received: 10
    sometimes when i'm drunk i get superhuman typing skills. other times i type like i got hook hands.
    p.s.
    a hippie with free weed blessed me earlier
     
  11. azert

    azert Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 29, 2003 Messages: 1,798 Likes Received: 35
    Am I the sober one? This threads confusing. It's about 5:15 in the evening here. And I would have to go offbase to get alcohol. Underage.......
     
  12. KaBar2

    KaBar2 Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 27, 2003 Messages: 2,126 Likes Received: 64
    Sometyimes when I'm superhuman I get typing skills that are hyperlinked with the space-time continum. Other times, I fall down and have to crawl to the shitter. That's the breaks. If you don't like it, don't fucking drink large quantities of Carlo Rossi paisano. Now I want spaghetti in large quantities.

    I had a friend once who was a supposed lesbian, but she wound up asking me to bed, and acted crazy later, shouting in a bar that I was the man that "broke her cherry," but she still wanted to fuck me. At my shithole apartment later she lost her car keys and panicked because she was worried her husband would find out.

    For a lesbian, she was a great fuck. I never believed she was really a lesbian. She told me "Girls are like hamburgers. Boys are like steak." She's an old fat 54-year old drug addict now.

    Boy, does that ever SUCK.
     
  13. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 23, 2002 Messages: 22,277 Likes Received: 117
    algebra was 5th grade.

    sorry, i didnt learn math from my cousin buck on the ol farm in Texas, but I did learn me something.

    If it matters, which it doesnt. I finished my third semester of calculus this past summer session.

    An alcohol purchasing is easily done by ANYONE in America, im surprised you havent taken a fucking 45 page stance on that topic already on this forum.
     
  14. KaBar2

    KaBar2 Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 27, 2003 Messages: 2,126 Likes Received: 64
    EXACTLY

    Boo fucking urns. Ow!
     
  15. azert

    azert Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 29, 2003 Messages: 1,798 Likes Received: 35
    5th grade? Damn I took that in 8th grade. Guess I'm a little late. How's calculus? I'm taking that next year, and am looking forward to it because it sadly seems more "fun" than algebra, geometry or anything else.
     
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