RumPuncher Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 a take off on the mero thread about ghetto shit. now you didn't have to grow up rich, but there's always certian luxuries that make you feel like you did. Rich Kid Shit I am Thankfull for... - fresh smoked salmon - early morning drives to the airport before a vacation - crystal snifters filled with brandy - knowing what VSOP and XO mean - overstuffed leather couches - tapestries. dont front on tapestries - having 3 kinds of mustard in the fridge. (4 if you count Gray Poupon as a mustard) - being able to tip people well - a case of lobsters as your carry on luggage - actually... any lobster that doesn't come from 'red lobster' - knowing how to tie a full windsor - taking your shit to the dry cleaners just so you dont have to iron it yourself - brie, cammembert and saint andre - seat warmers in the car - heat lamps in the bathroom - having something in your city named after a relative of yours - when the girl sees the huge, soft white towels in the bathroom - keeping a bottle of champagne on ice, just in case of emergency celebration - persian rugs on hardwood floors - raiding the wine rack - sailing. I'd rather be sailing right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 - holdin wood wheel in the turnin lane - piece and chain shinin in the turnin lane - TV screens rain in the turnin lane - gettin brain from yo' dame in the turnin lane - candy paint leavin stains in the turnin lane - who? Poop Man! who? Poop Man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 ^ who? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 %^%$#@ POOP MAN!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 My parents play horseshoes at my uncle's neighbor's house on tuesdays and thursdays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 showoff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 - Back yard - Basment - piano lessions - air hockey table Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 10-summers at the cottage 9-tennis lessons at the Rosedale Lawn and Tennis Club (or whatever it's called) 8-getting a car for maintaining a C+ average in grade 11 7-watching Frasier with Mother 6-esteemed, historic private school 5-having lived the first few years of your life at a start-up home in Summerhill 4-summer jobs working for your parents 3-having creamsicles in the freezer 2-all your friends are typical rich kid crooks that can't be trusted 1-cocaine addiction *bonus-university the best I could do - I'm tired as fuck right now. I'll make sure to be back in this thread later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 As for things that made me feel rich... -piano lessons -super nintendo -math tutor -boosting designer threads Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 HAIKU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 I guess that private education...although it was a double edged sword. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneeightyone Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 Yea i dont like any of you. Dirty South, 181. gutter living. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PushbuttonWarfare Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 Originally posted by Poop Man Bob@May 6 2005, 11:38 AM - holdin wood wheel in the turnin lane - piece and chain shinin in the turnin lane - TV screens rain in the turnin lane - gettin brain from yo' dame in the turnin lane - candy paint leavin stains in the turnin lane - who? Poop Man! who? Poop Man! Quoted post This thread should end right here, because really, its not going to get better than this answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exxell Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 ^WHO. :twitch: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 house filled with antiques classical music being played throuout the entire house day and night intellectual conversations roman shades night gowns my grandmother's homemade crepes, truffles, crabacakes, etc any window/balcony with a good view going to the opera at the Kennedy center any jewlrey that doesn't come from a street vendor or dept. store NOT shopping at marshalls and thrift stores art gallery openings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lameassnigga Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 Having someone rob your rich ass every time you come to my hood for a sawbuck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 hahaha... haters - sailing camp - museam tours - the cottage - flying as an UM (unacconpanied minor) - mimossa's on NYE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 i like this thread much more......nothing is more retarded than kids with computers talking about what they "love" about the ghetto....even nonsense has its limits. -fresh leather car seats -having around the clock limo service while staying in manhattan -vintage champagne (1988 veuve cliquot rose!!! oh snap!) -$600 dinner for two -beluga caviar -vacations on the coast -not balancing my checkbook (however being that im not actually rich this tends to result in ridiculous overdraft charges from time to time) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 this thread makes me kinda sad. someone spoil me, plz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 Originally posted by dr.testical@May 6 2005, 01:40 PM COCAINE hah...i didnt want to say it but yeah...from time to time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPORTO Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 1.) COMING FROM THE USA AND BELIVING THAT BUY'N FAKE GEGORGIAN HOUSES WITH EXPENSIVE, BUT ULTIMALTY CHEAP REPRODUCTION INTEROIRS WILL GIVE YOU CLASS 2.) WITH YOUR BASTERDISED SURNAME IN HAND, YOUR MOTHER HAS TRACED YOUR FAMILY TREE BACK TO AN ARISTOCRATIC FAMILY IN WHO LIVED SCOTLAND DURING THE 1700'S CHOOSING TO IGNORE THE THE FACT YOUR ANCESTOR WAS IN FACT A FUCK'N 'ASS WIP'N' SERVENT TO THE REAL MC'DONNES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 man, 90% of the shit in here is more typical 'luxuries' the average white man is trying to afford by working like a fuckin dog, rather than rich boy shit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 -hot tub -heated bathroom floors -having a boat -being the first kid on the block with a "cd rom drive" -driving a benz to school -having a freezer full of lamb -timeshare @ snowbird -yayo -65" hdtv -not worrying about tuition*** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 Originally posted by Tesseract@May 6 2005, 03:22 PM man, 90% of the shit in here is more typical 'luxuries' the average white man is trying to afford by working like a fuckin dog, rather than rich boy shit... Quoted post yeah man.... I'm not talking about polo ponnies or porche's on the 16th birthday, just things that give you were exposed to that improve quality of life. * -----------------------> and stop with the drug talk people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 Originally posted by SPORTO@May 6 2005, 07:20 PM 1.) COMING FROM THE USA AND BELIVING THAT BUY'N FAKE GEGORGIAN HOUSES WITH EXPENSIVE, BUT ULTIMALTY CHEAP REPRODUCTION INTEROIRS WILL GIVE YOU CLASS Quoted post lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
master bait Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 Originally posted by <KEY3>@May 6 2005, 06:29 PM - sailing. I'd rather be sailing right now. Quoted post yeah thats bout it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRAMPS Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 Originally posted by Tesseract@May 6 2005, 12:22 PM man, 90% of the shit in here is more typical 'luxuries' the average white man is trying to afford by working like a fuckin dog, rather than rich boy shit... Quoted post no shit! my house has more than half of the stuff listed..maby more AND i have done alot of the things here as well and we are middle class...my moms a public school teacher (art) and my dad is a drywall contractor. Now both of them didnt come from high class living (mom was in a military family dad came from a farm) but for some reason..we have all of this shit..so i feel blessed my parents cared enough to make life interesting. my dad collects antiques and art so the place is filled with it. They made us go to art shows and what not. we just have shitty cars and we work all the god damn time. the rich kid spoils that I see in my town are when they have BORING houses...big boring houses..no fancey education..no cool things to do...they dont teach their kids any class..dont send them to high class art shows or operas or ANYTHING..just hawaii and...a nice car...they are boring stupid..and they die from drinking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 Originally posted by SPORTO@May 6 2005, 02:20 PM 2.) WITH YOUR BASTERDISED SURNAME IN HAND, YOUR MOTHER HAS TRACED YOUR FAMILY TREE BACK TO AN ARISTOCRATIC FAMILY IN WHO LIVED SCOTLAND DURING THE 1700'S CHOOSING TO IGNORE THE THE FACT YOUR ANCESTOR WAS IN FACT A FUCK'N 'ASS WIP'N' SERVENT TO THE REAL MC'DONNES Quoted post :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 I am most thankful for... All the rich kids having real nice things and good food/liqor me and my friends would always help ourselves to at parties back in the day in Marin. To Toby....thank you for the fossilized fish. it still has a place on display in my room Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 youth - a lot of things being able to afford time is the most luxurious thing there is. now i'm a student and am below where i was before... i sold the boat i bought, i'm selling my house in boston no more vacations no more shopping sprees no more drinks all night long my car needs to be fixed and since i had to buy a benzo it's silly expensive. not living the life i was before i went back to school being a broke grad student sucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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