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RICH KID SHIT

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by <KEY3>, May 6, 2005.

  1. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
    a take off on the mero thread about ghetto shit.
    now you didn't have to grow up rich,
    but there's always certian luxuries that make you feel like you did.

    Rich Kid Shit I am Thankfull for...

    - fresh smoked salmon

    - early morning drives to the airport before a vacation

    - crystal snifters filled with brandy

    - knowing what VSOP and XO mean

    - overstuffed leather couches

    - tapestries. dont front on tapestries

    - having 3 kinds of mustard in the fridge. (4 if you count Gray Poupon as a mustard)

    - being able to tip people well

    - a case of lobsters as your carry on luggage

    - actually... any lobster that doesn't come from 'red lobster'

    - knowing how to tie a full windsor

    - taking your shit to the dry cleaners just so you dont have to iron it yourself

    - brie, cammembert and saint andre

    - seat warmers in the car

    - heat lamps in the bathroom

    - having something in your city named after a relative of yours

    - when the girl sees the huge, soft white towels in the bathroom

    - keeping a bottle of champagne on ice, just in case of emergency celebration

    - persian rugs on hardwood floors

    - raiding the wine rack

    - sailing. I'd rather be sailing right now.
     
  2. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18
    - holdin wood wheel in the turnin lane

    - piece and chain shinin in the turnin lane

    - TV screens rain in the turnin lane

    - gettin brain from yo' dame in the turnin lane

    - candy paint leavin stains in the turnin lane

    - who? Poop Man! who? Poop Man!
     
  3. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
  4. !@#$%

    !@#$% Moderator Crew

    Joined: Oct 1, 2002 Messages: 18,517 Likes Received: 621
    %^%$#@ POOP MAN!!!!!
     
  5. 26SidedCube

    26SidedCube Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 18, 2003 Messages: 6,590 Likes Received: 9
    My parents play horseshoes at my uncle's neighbor's house on tuesdays and thursdays.
     
  6. deterrent

    deterrent Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 20, 2004 Messages: 5,181 Likes Received: 43
    - Back yard

    - Basment

    - piano lessions

    - air hockey table
     
  7. Weapon X

    Weapon X 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 6, 2002 Messages: 14,905 Likes Received: 202
    10-summers at the cottage

    9-tennis lessons at the Rosedale Lawn and Tennis Club (or whatever it's called)

    8-getting a car for maintaining a C+ average in grade 11

    7-watching Frasier with Mother

    6-esteemed, historic private school

    5-having lived the first few years of your life at a start-up home in Summerhill

    4-summer jobs working for your parents

    3-having creamsicles in the freezer

    2-all your friends are typical rich kid crooks that can't be trusted

    1-cocaine addiction

    *bonus-university

    the best I could do - I'm tired as fuck right now. I'll make sure to be back in this thread later.
     
  8. Weapon X

    Weapon X 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 6, 2002 Messages: 14,905 Likes Received: 202
    As for things that made me feel rich...

    -piano lessons

    -super nintendo

    -math tutor

    -boosting designer threads
     
  9. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
  10. SteveAustin

    SteveAustin Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 12, 2002 Messages: 7,042 Likes Received: 2
    I guess that private education...although it was a double edged sword.
     
  11. oneeightyone

    oneeightyone Senior Member

    Joined: May 23, 2003 Messages: 1,289 Likes Received: 0
    Yea i dont like any of you.

    Dirty South, 181. gutter living.
     
  12. PushbuttonWarfare

    PushbuttonWarfare Member

    Joined: Mar 30, 2005 Messages: 329 Likes Received: 1
    This thread should end right here, because really, its not going to get better than this answer.
     
  13. exxell

    exxell Junior Member

    Joined: Feb 18, 2005 Messages: 179 Likes Received: 0
    ^WHO. :twitch:
     
  14. saraday

    saraday Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 29, 2004 Messages: 2,054 Likes Received: 1
    house filled with antiques

    classical music being played throuout the entire house day and night

    intellectual conversations

    roman shades

    night gowns

    my grandmother's homemade crepes, truffles, crabacakes, etc

    any window/balcony with a good view

    going to the opera at the Kennedy center

    any jewlrey that doesn't come from a street vendor or dept. store

    NOT shopping at marshalls and thrift stores

    art gallery openings
     
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