revenge

should it be subtle or not? what are some good tricks?

one i thought of is this:

i call books-a-million and request that they order a book on being gay...someshit, and have them call dudes moms house when the book comes in...

not new but fun....

freeze a can of shaving cream...open it take out frozen shaving cream...put block of frozen shaving cream in said victims car/residence/mailbox/etcc...(if possible)

check back later (again if possible) results are fun and messy.

course this sucks if it happens to you.

Their charge was fast, no alarm was sound

They broke right through our lines

I felt the cut it threw me to the ground

And now I feel has come my time

Classified Ads

Classified advertisements in your local newspaper are inexpensive

little bullets that can cause major wounds to the mark's psyche if properly

aimed. For instance, suppose you had a score to settle with some bitchy

neighbors. You could insert a classified ad to "sell" their automobile. Price

it five hundred dollars less than market value, instruct callers to call after

midnight (shift work is the explanation you can offer), and explain in the ad

that quick cash is needed for an emergency. That will bring in the phone

calls.

You can also put your mark's house up for sale. Again, ask potential

customers to either call or visit at hours that will be very inconvenient to the

mark.

The "personals" in newspapers can provide even more fun. Maybe

your mark ought to advertise for "young boy and girl models to pose for 'art'

pictures." You should use his/her home or business telephone here for return

calls, whichever would cause more difficulty for the mark.

Placing ads is a snap. Most newspapers let you do it right over the

phone, and most of the ad people I've talked to say they rarely verify a

classified ad. Take a tip from that and don't make it outlandish. As with any

practical joke, there has to be a credible amount of reality to the premise for

the sting to work.

While you're thinking of newspapers, don't forget those sexy tabloids and

their really gross cousins that let readers advertise all sorts of weird sex

things. I don't know whether any of that is on the level, but it's worth

finding out -- in your mark's name, of course. Maybe you'll be doing

him/her a favor. But somehow I doubt it -- there's no such thing as a free

lunch.

You might help the mark share his new friends' sexual talents. Place

an ad in one of the target audience magazines -- the publication that runs

very explicit and very honest classifieds. If you're not sure, contact a local

sympathizer and ask him/her for help.

You might write your ad copy like this:

"Soft white male aged 35 wants to play with black lady with large

buttocks. Bi-couples welcomed for Greek and French culture."

You can really make bondage and S/M optional, depending upon

reality, the publication, its audience, and your mark. You really ought to

study the target publication before you word the ad. The kicker is that you

will register the mark as the sponsor of the classified ad. Read a section of

this book that tells you about using a neighbor's address and the mark's name

before you get started.

If you decide to run kinky classified ads for your mark in SCREW,

BALL, and whatever, be sure you get some copies of the issue in which the

ad runs. That way you can send originals or Xerox copies to the mark's

neighbors, relatives, business associates, and friends. Enclose a brief note

asking how they can even admit knowing such a perverted person. Offer to

pray for them. You could use the name and address of another friend,

neighbor, or business associate as the return address for this note.

Help your mark out of the closet by running a classified

announcement ad in homosexual publications. Have her/him grandly and

proudly announce that he or she is gay and has dated and/or married only for

cover. Now, he/she is coming out and telling the world she/he has taken a

lover -- and name a friend, neighbor, or business associate as that lover.

Libelous? Yes, it is. Don't get caught.

Using classified advertising, Bill Colbeley had an auction for one of

his many marks. He followed the usual auction format to prepare the

newspaper ad, then ran it when the mark and his family were away for a

weekend. The ad was one of those "Job transfer--everything must go--

fantastic bargains" types so normal to an industrial community. But let

Sweet Old Bill tell the rest of his story:

"I set the time of the auction for 7:00 A.M., so that just as the sleepy

mark was rolling out of the sack about that hour, he looks out on his yard

and sees about three hundred salesgoers out there trampling all over his

lawn, garden, and flowers. It took an hour for the mark and the police he

called to get the crowd out of there."

Although it's not strictly a classified advertisement, the little indexcard

notices that people place on bulletin boards in bars, supermarkets,

laundromats, and other public places are great ways to harass your mark.

Just about anything you can use in a newspaper can be used on these more

personal notices. But the advantages are, they don't cost anything but the

time required to prepare and post them, and you can be a lot more wordy,

descriptive, and personal than you can with a newspaper advertisement.

Folks seem to read these very regularly too, as I know from my personal use

of this community advertising medium with legitimate messages.

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why be subtle, the last thing i want is someone seaking revenge on me for reaons i can't recall or aren't even aware of.

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Go on please with your nonsense.

i thought that last one i posted was pretty fuckin' funny

here's a good one if you wan't to ruin this persons life.

Obtain a piece of mail from this person. Keep the part with his Name and Address. Place the piece of mail in some sort of child pornography. I know this is questionable but hang with me. Put the piece of mail in the child pornography like a book mark. Then drop said magazine and piece of mail in the middle of the floor in the childrens section of a Library or Bookstore.

The magazine will be discovered and the authorities will be notified. Sit back and watch the fun. Congratulations you just got a dirty dangerous pedophile off the streets before he strikes again. He'll be spending the next 20 years in prison washing muthafuckas draws with his toothbrush and getting beat down for his commissary.

Happy pranking.

pure evil

-get a jar

-place chicken inside the jar

-pour milk into the jar

-place the lid on top of the jar

-supposedly the gases will remove the lid-

-and supposedly it smells like death-

put the chicken in the milk jug... the gases pop the top off the jug...

and if you only have like a quarter of the milk in there then it'll take a good couple of weeks before it pops...

so you could, say, put it under the bottom milk crate in your roommate's closet shortly before you move out... then whenever you go back you can complain about the smell...

not that i'd know or anything...

those must be some boneless chicken strips, yo. haha

curb the motherfucker ;D

what about electronic revenge? besides subscribing said person to a bunch of junk mail, or postin persons name on a hundred different message boards dealing with homo's, what else is there?

brake fluid/etch on the car

brick to the window

paint obscene gestures on the house

take heavy breaths on the phone at 3 in the morning. then hang up and repeat.