el hamburgler Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 so i got sucker punched at this party and i was way too fucked up to function. i had never even met him before and he just walks up and breaks 2 of my teeth and gives me 3 stitches...good thing i didnt feel it. gimme smoe suggestions of how to fuck him up worse... i was thinkin break both his legs or somethn. maybe kill his parents Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 The best revenge is leading a successful, satisfying life. Or etching car windows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 go dumb dumb dumb dumb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flavicon Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 sucks to be you. do this: Pepper spray to the face, kick to the head, steel his wallet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 ah hahahahahahahhaah..ah hah...hah...ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 golf club Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 Wait, he didn't actually give you the 3 stitches, did he? Now THAT would have been fucked up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Man with the Answers Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 pay it forward... next time you go to a party, walk up to someone smaller and weaker than you and punch them in the face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el hamburgler Posted May 25, 2006 Author Share Posted May 25, 2006 sarcasm...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el hamburgler Posted May 25, 2006 Author Share Posted May 25, 2006 haha no but im a fucking giant compared to this bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Future Droid Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 u talked shit im guessing. since you don't remember best way to figure it out is talk to some friends. if it was out of the blue, i would justtakle him to small claims court. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el hamburgler Posted May 25, 2006 Author Share Posted May 25, 2006 i was just not in any mind frame to do anything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el hamburgler Posted May 25, 2006 Author Share Posted May 25, 2006 im almost positive though that i didnt say shit unless im sober or only drunk i dont do that shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flavicon Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 fondle his mother Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 Find out where he lives, wait for him to leave the house, roll up on him, take a louisville slugger to his knees, and then stomp his mouth a few times. Then you're good. Oh yeah, don't forget to spit on him either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 how could you let someone sucker punch you, and break your face with one punch your boys shoulda done something if your too hammered to function Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 what AB said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 MISSING GARBAGE BAG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnUpsetStomach Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 Put your keys in his exaust pipe, then rub a potato down the side of his car... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 buy me lunch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 SHITTTTTT KILL HIM. GO FOR SOMETHING ON THE SAME LEVEL OF DAMAGE, TEAR ONE OF HIS EARS NEARLY OFF, BROKEN FINGER, BROKEN NOSE. YOU CANNOT LET IT GO UNPUNISHED. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pervers Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 Yeah, your friends should have been all over that situation. If you cant rely on your friends too look after you at a party, can you really count on them if some real shit was about to go down. I'd dispense a good ol' fashioned ass kicking on the mutherfucker who suckered you,do it sober so you can then explain to him why hes a bitch and shouldn't be cheapin people in the mouth. Then roll him for his cash... you might as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 find out where he lives then write him a letter and let him know that you dont deserve to be treated like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 Throw him with rocks and bottles and knives. Take a bag full of nasty shit to throw at him. Also take an aluminium baseball bat that you use when he tries to come and beat your ass. or kidnap him, take him to the forest and lock him to his throat to a tree with a bike lock: then leave him there. Or maybe he should just be brought to a situation of extreme fear. Gather a bunch of friends and go beat him down... none of you say a word to him. Just 20 masked guys delivering pain and leaving the scene. do it again after 2 years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 Arrange a conference, vote to sanction him, if he wants to go to war, tell him he has 20 days to comply with UN regulations or you will invade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 THROW A McSALAD AT HIS HOUSE WITH DRESSING Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 Wait, he didn't actually give you the 3 stitches, did he? Now THAT would have been fucked up. "Yeah Rob, you fucking fucked that guy up! G'yeah!" "Word, I did huh?" ::nudges el hamburglers body with tip of shoe:: "Aye, go get my needle and thread kit from the car...I need to stitch this nigga up" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HydrogenPeroxide Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 amps. plenty of amps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 I THINK YOU SHOULD GO ON THE COMPUTER AND CRY LIKE A LITTLE BITCH!!! TO LATE YOU ALREADY DID!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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